Shared the "KONY 2012" video on Facebook :downs:
On a more serious response, I saw my bro climbing on the bookshelf. Suddenly the shelf started tilting, but I used the little strength I had (was 6 years old when it occurred) to push the thing back into place.
Me and my family got rear ended by a semi-truck. The car flipped seven times. Directly after the crash, I crawled out the passenger side window and started pulling everyone out. The fucking thing was on fire too. But I forgot something, my brother was still in the car, strapped in. Sleeping like a rock. I unclipped him and carried him 50 yards to safety just as the interior started burning. I'm not too sure what happened after. I only remember that it was absolutley hellish. And if you're wondering, the semi driver managed to end up in intensive care. While me, and my family ended up with absolutley nothing but a couple bruises and scratches. I consider myself to be both somewhat heroic, and lucky.
Rated a guy that had a shitload of boxes with friendly
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;35555520]Me and my family got rear ended by a semi-truck. The car flipped seven times. Directly after the crash, I crawled out the passenger side window and started pulling everyone out. The fucking thing was on fire too. But I forgot something, my brother was still in the car, strapped in. Sleeping like a rock. I unclipped him and carried him 50 yards to safety just as the interior started burning. I'm not too sure what happened after. I only remember that it was absolutley hellish. And if you're wondering, the semi driver managed to end up in intensive care. While me, and my family ended up with absolutley nothing but a couple bruises and scratches. I consider myself to be both somewhat heroic, and lucky.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit that's epic
fucked a guy's girlfriend for him
My heroic moment was some years ago, when I helped an old lady crossing the dangerous street...
[QUOTE=MrHolland;35555262]I'm not a hero, but I know one. I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years last week. Her best friend called me a few days after it happened and all I could think was 'oh shit, he's going to give me such a grilling for ending the relationship and ask all these questions etc'. So not wanting to deal with that conversation I didn't answer. The next day he pulls up outside my house and knocks on the front door, 'Right, lets have it out then' I think.
I open the door and imminently tell him 'I'm not in the mood to talk' and 'leave right now'. He doesn't say a word, just walks down the path, gets in his car and leaves. Later I'm walking the streets of the nearest village, just trying to clear my head and so on. A group of four chavs are walking in my direction (you can see where this is going).
One of them calls me a rude word. I'm not in the best of mood so I punch him in the face (I know I shouldn't of but I didn't care). Now I'd like to tell you that I did that to the other three went home and slept like a baby, but I didn't. Before I know what's going on I'm on the floor getting kicked and punched by all four of them.
To my surprise the beating stops. I look up and there is my now ex-girlfriend's best friend and a couple of other people chasing off the four chavs. Turns out they were in the pub across the way and saw what happened. He asks if I'm okay and takes me home, on the way back he doesn't say a word.
A few days later I get a voice mail from one of my mates, I listen to it and notice I have another in my inbox. Remember that phone call I didn't answer? 'Hey man, just calling to see if you're okay. I know break ups are rough. If you ever need someone to talk to I'm always around to listen, I'll miss seing you guys together!'.
This from my ex-girlfriend's best friend. That man right there, a man who has every right to hate me after what I put his best friend through. Rushes to my rescue, backs me up in a fight, comes to my house to see if I'm okay and still wants to know me. This man right here, he is a hero.[/QUOTE]
Thats a good man.
Friend smashed his head open on his bike handlebars, called an ambulance
I managed to lose him for 10 minutes where he rolled down a hill and managed to find a nurse having a picnic (fuck knows) so it was okay
"Saved" my friends younger sister from falling down a 6-7 meter bridge.
She tried to walk on the railing for some reason and it starded blowing pretty hard, and she started to wobble so i yanked her down on the ground.
I rescued an old woman that was about to be eaten by a dinosaur.
I once revived a teammate in Kino Der Toten.
I was on vacation with some friends a few months ago in Miami and I was walking back to the hotel I was staying at. It was about 10 or 11 at night, and I was halfway back to the hotel when I hear this loud noise that couldn't have been farther than a few blocks away. I wasn't in the nicest neighborhood, so I ran towards the hotel instead of walking, but I heard the same sound, this time in the direction I was already heading. I had no way to go around it, so I kept running without turning. When I get to the location, there's this teenage girl lying on the ground, bleeding profusely. I had minor medical experience since my dad was a doctor who constantly worked in the ER, so I knew what to do. I told her to keep still, and I pressed my hand on the wound stop the bleeding. I called 911, and the police and ambulance were there pretty quickly. The police asked me for a whole bunch of information since I was involved in the incident, questioned me for a while, and then let me go back to the hotel. It turns out she was shot by some gang member after she got in trouble with them somehow.
After reading all of these heroic things people did I feel useless.
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I once helped prevent suicide via the internet. Girl was threatening suicide, linked her to a page that grabbed her IP address, used that to locate her. Got the ISP and police involved and they notified her mother.
Won a dodge ball match... solo!
Teacher was out of class in AP Physics, we had a substitute. It's an advanced class so hell if some substitute knows how to teach it.
Online homework was due [I]that night[/I] and nobody knew how to do it.
I plugged my laptop into the SMART board, got in front of the class, and walked them through doing each individual problem.
I wish I could say I've done anything heroic but I can't be a hero and save people if I can't even keep myself in order :v:
Actually, I helped a bullied kid once. Was in grade school, they were in like 6-7th grade and I was in the 9th. Walked behind the two bullies and grabbed their shoulders, told them to leave the kid alone. They left and pulled the middle finger at me. I pulled a charging move and they ran off.
I told the kid to start working out. Not sure if I did a good thing that time. Who knows, maybe that kid is a beefed up teenager bullying others now.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;35615363]One time back in middle school a guy left about 20 dollars in ones in his desk and I found it. Later when I walked past his table I saw him looking all depressed and asked what was wrong. He told me he had no money to get anything so I "Lent" him four dollars with a 25% interest rate.[/QUOTE]
That's not heroic, that's evil.
Senior year in high school during psychology, we were watching a movie on ghost pains and other neat psychological disorders. So this one guy in the video was missing his right arm, but kept feeling his hand was clenched tight and it was hurting him. So they put his stub into a mirror box so it looked like he had two, unclenched arms and relieved the pain.
When he pulled it out and it returned to a stub, this kid sitting diagonally from me suddenly passes out and smacks his head on the desk next to me.
Well, it kind of freaked everyone out, but considering I was taking first-aid just last period, so I tried to keep cool. I thought he might have had a neck injury from the fall, so I went down and stabilized his head. He was also bleeding like a stuck hog, but luckily it was only his eyebrow, so me and some other girl starts dabbing the blood off him. After he regained consciousness, he thanked me.
Class got out early and a girl nearly passed out as well.
Saved my mother from death.
I saved a guy from a tank that was gonna kill him. Chainsaw'd the fuck outta him then gave him my health kit.
Also defibbed like a billion guys because I'm a team player.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;35615650]But I donated a dollar to breast cancer research when I used the money to buy party favors![/QUOTE]
Don't feed us BS. You took the guy's money and essentially sold it back to him. You are a crook, no matter how you pretty up the picture.
Well, a list of "heroic" things that I have done:
*Pulled my father out of suicidal depression.
*Helped said father to realize his faults, which he spent many years to try and hide from himself.
*Managed to bring attention and helped treat a kid with a severely infected rope burn.
*Patched up some kids who were shot up pretty bad from close range airsoft combat, including removing a few pellets that were stuck in one of them.
*Saved several neglected animals and got them into animal shelters.
I'm sure that I've done other stuff, but I don't really remember that kind of thing too often. "Heroics" are things that people should do if they can do so without harming themselves severely in the process, regardless of their situation.
Oh, back in my old house, I saved a crippled spider in the shower by scooping him up in a tampon and putting him in the closet to rest.
When spiders take over the world, he'll have my back.
The first thing that comes to mind was catching a plate that a waiter dropped a few years back, turns out the waiter was on his trial and if he fucked up, he'd not get the job.
Hmf, and look at me, never saved a god damn thing in my life.
Saved a baby bird who had fallen out of his nest from getting bit by a dog.
climbed up in the tree and put him in his nest again.
Remember when me and my friend found a wallet on the bus, so we took the wallet to the train station. There we found a rentalcard(or something like that, can't remember.) to the library, so one guy working at the trainstation called the library, got the phone number to the girl that owned the card and the wallet and told her that she could pick the wallet up at the trainstation.
Wasn't as heroic like saving someone's life, but I guess we saved her day, because that wallet was full with cards and such.
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