Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

If I'm 50 years old and I don't have friends ready to throw down and get fucked up at a backyard barbeque till 3AM I'm just gonna fucking hang myself

Sometimes I'll say profoundly stupid shit and then proceed to defend it even though I know I'm just being a dumbass.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50188530]I would love to do this if there wasn't a possibility of getting arrested and put on a sex offender's list.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't do it because I greatly fear stepping on something that would injure my feet.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50190434]I wouldn't do it because I greatly fear stepping on something that would injure my feet.[/QUOTE] Wear shoes

I used to be Therian.

[IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kSzY2K6m--/17lq575kuzkdijpg.jpg[/IMG] I've been doing this shit since kindergarten after I cut my self on a can of apple juice.

[QUOTE=psychofox67;50190985][IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kSzY2K6m--/17lq575kuzkdijpg.jpg[/IMG] I've been doing this shit since kindergarten after I cut my self on a can of apple juice.[/QUOTE] I'm confused as to what you do.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50191025]I'm confused as to what you do.[/QUOTE] Turn the tab around so you don't touch the edges of the hole with your lip and cut yourself.

:snip: Fuckin ninja'd

A part of me hopes to live long enough to see the world go to complete shit, as horrific as it sounds. Preferably, the type of shit where I have a chance to live but if that's not the case then hey can't win 'em all.

I got blocked from my High School's Facebook page for posting music from Anal Cunt every time they asked for requests for music for their dances.

Sometimes I can't help but feel like I unintentionally come off as a bit of an ass when I type to people.

[QUOTE=someone101001;50191280]I've gotten overly attached to an online friend[/QUOTE] I've been there before, do tell.

My best friend got me a gift from a show he thought was my favorite. I don't have the heart to tell him I don't even watch the show he thought was my favorite.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50191467]My best friend got me a gift from a show he thought was my favorite. I don't have the heart to tell him I don't even watch the show he thought was my favorite.[/QUOTE] Which show?

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50191840]Thanks, I never heard of Anal Cunt before but I loved it! Really makes one think, whyd they ever block one for posting such underrated pure metal, what a bunch of fascist high schoolers. [editline]24th April 2016[/editline] Im gonna recommend them on my High School's facebook page now[/QUOTE] Isn't Anal Cunt the band that made "I became a grief counselor so I could tell rape victims they were asking for it"

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50191177]I got blocked from my High School's Facebook page for posting music from Anal Cunt every time they asked for requests for music for their dances.[/QUOTE] Ooh, ooh! Was it "Beating Up Niggers That Sell Fake Crack"? Or maybe "Into the Oven"? What about "I Went Back In Time and Voted for Hitler"?

[QUOTE=Drury;50191086]Turn the tab around so you don't touch the edges of the hole with your lip and cut yourself.[/QUOTE] are you making out with the can or something

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50191658]Which show?[/QUOTE] Venture Bros.

I listen to video games OST way too much. Actually, make it all the time, which still translates to "way too much". But can you blame me? I mean: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtucSolwseI[/media] This exists, and I like it. I like it very much.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50193457]Venture Bros.[/QUOTE] You should totally watch it because it's good

One time an ex gave me a blowjob, and after the swallowed, patted me on the head and said "eat more vegetables".

[QUOTE=the420DEWD;50194003]One time an ex gave me a blowjob, and after the swallowed, patted me on the head and said "eat more vegetables".[/QUOTE] Your mom cannot be your ex.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50193977]You should totally watch it because it's good[/QUOTE] I did watch the first couple seasons and liked it but lost interest. I really should have said "I don't watch it anymore"

I'm ambidextrous, but I have equally terrible handwriting.

While airsofing this weekend I was trying to rally people by informing them of the locations of enemies. By screaming. A lot. I am very uncomfortable with screaming a lot. But things died down so quickly someone had to keep the ball rolling. However eventually we lost BECAUSE of the lack of communication, sooo... We also had a lot of rentals. Not that that is a bad thing, of course, but it becomes quite a problem when the enemy team is full of experienced players because they have the strategical and tactical advantage while rentals are still figuring out the trajectory of the bb. I am too, but at least I managed to get a few hits on critical people in critical moments. Not that it mattered in the end, because for every enemy that I shot, the enemy shot 3 of ours. I hope they enjoyed themselves though. Airsoft needs to be a fun and inviting game, not a crapfest that's full of annoying elitists. Fortunately that didn't seem to be the case this weekend.

[QUOTE=kijji;50192543]are you making out with the can or something[/QUOTE] Hey don't shoot the messenger, I can just see how a kid would cut self like that. [editline]25th April 2016[/editline] Actually as a kid I didn't drink from a can once myself. Canned drinks aren't that popular over here.

[QUOTE=Drury;50191086]Turn the tab around so you don't touch the edges of the hole with your lip and cut yourself.[/QUOTE] put a straw in the small hole

[QUOTE=Scratch.;50197154]put a straw in the small hole[/QUOTE] Get your mind out of the gutter you pervert.

[QUOTE=Scratch.;50197154]put a straw in the small hole[/QUOTE] idk I haven't seen a can in ages and if I do grab one I won't do the tab shit trust me