Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Zelle;50204593]I've seen some go as high 1k[/QUOTE] I won't go that high.

I tend to alternate between using grammar with a somewhat serious tone and entirely lowercase w/ more abbreviations that I guess has a more causal/cute tone to it, and the occasional emoticon. depends on how im feeling

I think I liked Zootopia more than I should have. I saw it for the first time two days ago, and I watched it a second time yesterday... And I'm still thinking about it. I think a part of it was that I didn't go in expecting too much, but really ended up loving it, so that might make it seem even better. I dunno, I just found the world and the characters super charming. It was fun and clever and it had a good message. And god damn it was just a beautiful movie to look at with so much attention to detail in the environments and characters. It's one of those things where I just really wish there was more to see of it. I mean I don't think it's a flawless movie or anything. And before anyone says anything, no, I [B]don't[/B] like in it in a creepy way... But it just really clicked with me. I'd actually say it's probably one of my favorite movies I've seen in a good while.

I would like to apply for a nude modeling job at some point.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50204892]I would like to apply for a nude modeling job at some point.[/QUOTE] I've been wanting to do that for some time, but I could never bring myself to make the calls

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50204892]I would like to apply for a nude modeling job at some point.[/QUOTE] Volunteer at a college for their figure drawing classes. You get paid like $50 (at least here) to just pose nude for at most 3 hours (it is rarely that much time.) Since it's figure drawing too no one is going to be judging you, since the whole point of those classes is to look beyond the human nature of a body and just see it as a bunch of lines.

[QUOTE=splenda;50205102]Volunteer at a college for their figure drawing classes. You get paid like $50 (at least here) to just pose nude for at most 3 hours (it is rarely that much time.) Since it's figure drawing too no one is going to be judging you, since the whole point of those classes is to look beyond the human nature of a body and just see it as a bunch of lines.[/QUOTE] My drawing classes never got nude models because some dumb cunt complained about it.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50204593]I've seen some go as high 1k[/QUOTE] That shit is always crazy. :v:

My grandpa had an old Playboy magazine in his workbench, I wonder how much it's worth :v:

[QUOTE=ArchXeno;50201494]I'm kind of in the same situation, graduating next year, haven't really done anything substantial with the time I had. Hopefully the future won't be terrible for us![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50200863]Graduating college feels very bittersweet because I have no future prepared. I've let myself be railroaded my whole life, going to college because it's what you must do, but now I'm at the end of the line. I've seen the end but only now am I reaching it. The tracks end here. [editline]25th April 2016[/editline] I already had an mental breakdown last week because of this and I feel I'm gonna have another one very soon.[/QUOTE] I'm in the same boat. I'm still very lost myself, but I can say this: Whatever happens, just be the best person you can be. Not in the sense of whatever you majored in, but being a good human being. Do that, and things will probably fall into place.

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[QUOTE=kijji;50205509]My grandpa had an old Playboy magazine in his workbench, I wonder how much it's worth :v:[/QUOTE] that depends whose in it and the year.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50206836]that depends whose in it and the year.[/QUOTE] I'm actually scared to look at it

[QUOTE=kijji;50206854]I'm actually scared to look at it[/QUOTE] post pics

[QUOTE=phygon;50207069]post pics[/QUOTE] it's at my grandma's house

[QUOTE=kijji;50207079]it's at my grandma's house[/QUOTE] If the pages are sticky make sure to hide it forever

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50207127]If the pages are sticky make sure to hide it forever[/QUOTE] the mag is from at least the 60s or 70s, I don't think jizz lasts for that long I hope

[QUOTE=slayer20;50203173]If you're not prepared to listen to people's fetishes and answer questions about adult DVDs and what not, I wouldn't bother. Talking about this stuff online is one thing, but being face to face to someone is totally different. I went to a sex shop one time to buy a DVD, and I have the case in my hand while still browsing other stuff and this guy and girl come in. The girl had to be in her 40's, but the guy was definitely in his 60's. As I was walking around the store minding my own business, the guy comes up to me and asks what kind of DVD I had. It was a hentai and he seemed super surprised that they made drawn porn. Then he started asking me a bunch of questions like "do they suck each other off in it" and what not. Needless to say I was like "what" and just sorta answered "yes" to all his questions. The girl told me this was his first time ever coming into a place like this, he had no idea stores like this existed I guess. I quickly grabbed a few more things, bought my stuff, then left. I can't imagine the horror stories a cashier has from working in a sex shop.[/QUOTE] If I was living on a apartment I'd be worried as fuck about somebody hearing the hentai DVD :v:

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50207521]If I was living on a apartment I'd be worried as fuck about somebody hearing the hentai DVD :v:[/QUOTE] My confession: I usually mute my porn or more commonly look at pictures. It's quieter and more discrete that way.

I will seriously suck some dick at this point to get a job. All these places say they're hiring but they'll never fucking hire you no matter how many applications you send out. Also the sex shop one turned out to be a bust because of my mom. Since I'm inexperienced with romance, that's apparently why I shouldn't work there, which is the dumbest fucking reason I've ever heard about why I shouldn't get the job. I'm fully aware that what happens in a porno doesn't happen in real life.

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50203211]Who even buys porn anymore tbh[/QUOTE] I liked it so I bought it. Usually if I like something I'll buy it. That's how that works right? [editline]26th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Fox Powers;50207521]If I was living on a apartment I'd be worried as fuck about somebody hearing the hentai DVD :v:[/QUOTE] Turn that volume up to ensure no one bothers you for that time. Or maybe they'll want to join you?

I don't know if I should start with my cashier stories... I'm working in a multimedia store and there is definitely so much weird shit going on with all the customers. But it's nothing compared to shit in here. I mean, we've had "inmates" in the store, that told me they would love to have buddy like me in jail with them, since I was so cool... Heh... ;_;

The other day I stole my female best friend's dirty knickers during a party at hers. I feel really guilty about it.

Nothing personal but I get rather Jelous of dutch people airsofting, while I'm 16 I have to wait 2 more years before I can join the NABV and actually start participating. But hey, I can dream on until that time comes. :cry:

whenever i drive on a long empty road i like to yell as loud as i can, because it's the only environment in which i can do that without judgment

[QUOTE=slayer20;50207729] Turn that volume up to ensure no one bothers you for that time. Or maybe they'll want to join you?[/QUOTE] Make sure to have chips, no join-up is complete without chips

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50203211]Who even buys porn anymore tbh[/QUOTE] I pay for a virtual reality porn subscription and it is worth every goddamn penny

[QUOTE=misterv;50207804]The other day I stole my female best friend's dirty knickers during a party at hers. I feel really guilty about it.[/QUOTE]why in the actual hell would you do this

I think I need to get back on my anti-depression medication. I really don't want to but I feel like I need to. I hated knowing I needed to take pills to not feel shitty.

[QUOTE=Skyward;50208403]I think I need to get back on my anti-depression medication. I really don't want to but I feel like I need to. I hated knowing I needed to take pills to not feel shitty.[/QUOTE] I ran out of my pills once, and in a span of four days I became cripplingly depressed. It made me realize how extremely important it is for me to take it. Just take them. It has become so automatic for me that I sometimes forget I'm on pills.