Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=splenda;50205102]Volunteer at a college for their figure drawing classes. You get paid like $50 (at least here) to just pose nude for at most 3 hours (it is rarely that much time.) Since it's figure drawing too no one is going to be judging you, since the whole point of those classes is to look beyond the human nature of a body and just see it as a bunch of lines.[/QUOTE] i still feel like i'd get a boner in the middle due to my mind wandering and would feel awkward because of it

I find landing and taking off in a plane really fun.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50208717]i still feel like i'd get a boner in the middle due to my mind wandering and would feel awkward because of it[/QUOTE] I would do it so there can be as many pictures of me out in the world as possible. I would volunteer every day all day. All must know of my fabulous body. [sp]My body is not fabulous ):[/sp]

I'll do anything for money now. (apart of blowing someone). I sold my xbox 360 with loads of games and stuff to some Jipo for 15 quid. looking for part time jobs every day like a maniac. I even fill surveys in scam sites because I hope they will give me my God damn 10 bucks. (there is no surveys avaliable when you reach 9.95$) I feel like a slut.

[QUOTE=Wizy;50208809]I'll do anything for money now. (apart of blowing someone). I feel like a slut.[/QUOTE] Not desperate enough

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50208920]Not desperate enough[/QUOTE] dude. not a dick in my mouth unless I am married to him and we have a love.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50208717]i still feel like i'd get a boner in the middle due to my mind wandering and would feel awkward because of it[/QUOTE] Pretty sure most kick you out if you get a boner. [editline]26th April 2016[/editline] At the very least they all make you put your clothes back on until you go soft again. And at that point everyone does make fun of you for thinking that a figure drawing class is sexy.

Because you got a boner doesn't mean anything is sexy sometimes penises just get hard

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;50209094]Because you got a boner doesn't mean anything is sexy sometimes penises just get hard[/QUOTE] Such is the hard life of a male figure model. [sp]To be fair though, if a women gets "wet" then she would be kicked out too.[/sp]

I would totally suck some guy's dick if they paid me good for it. If I ever become rich and famous it would make for funny stories. "Did you know that billionaire Nikolai sucked some dude's dick for money once?"

Basically any fluid or bodily action that would suggest fluid is imminent is not allowed in figure drawing, unless you are in some freaky figure drawing class. Also drawing erect dicks is more boring than flaccid ones, since it is essentially just a straight line.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50209118]I would totally suck some guy's dick if they paid me good for it. If I ever become rich and famous it would make for funny stories. "Did you know that billionaire Nikolai sucked some dude's dick for money once?"[/QUOTE] This begs the question of what qualifies as "good". I figured once that I'd do anything for $5 million considering I could toss it into risk-free bonds and be well-off for life. Hell, I'd do a scat porn film for that kind of cash. Sucking a dick is like nothing comparatively. I'd suck a dick for a Fanta.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50209234]How good are you at it tho?[/QUOTE] Depends

[QUOTE=Wizy;50208809]I'll do anything for money now. (apart of blowing someone). I sold my xbox 360 with loads of games and stuff to some Jipo for 15 quid. looking for part time jobs every day like a maniac. I even fill surveys in scam sites because I hope they will give me my God damn 10 bucks. (there is no surveys avaliable when you reach 9.95$) I feel like a slut.[/QUOTE] Why not like get a job Good jobs are hard to find but shit jobs aren't and if you're selling your consoles etc for 10 bux then minimum wage wouldn't be that bad in comparison.

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50207521]If I was living on a apartment I'd be worried as fuck about somebody hearing the hentai DVD :v:[/QUOTE] This is actually what headphones were invented for.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50209921]This is actually what headphones were invented for.[/QUOTE] But then you lose your spatial awareness

I eat the white part of the watermelon

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50210165]I eat the white part of the watermelon[/QUOTE] When I reach the white part of the watermelon, if there's no one around, I like to kiss and rub it against my face because it feels so refreshing and smells great.

There's a very real possibility that I might fail one of my CS classes, it'll set me back a semester, maybe more. Huge waste of my fucking time. I feel like the biggest failure right now.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50210165]I eat the white part of the watermelon[/QUOTE] Pickled watermelon rind is really good if made properly.

I've been going to university for like 6 years now and I'm only a junior. But then again I'm only taking two classes a semester because I work full time at the university and they only give you 15 hours a year free (6 fall and spring, 3 summer).

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50210398]When I reach the white part of the watermelon, if there's no one around, I like to kiss and rub it against my face because it feels so refreshing and smells great.[/QUOTE]like, no offense or anything, but judging from your posts in this thread you have some [i]really[/i] odd habits.

when i am home alone i scream vulgarities and pejoratives while throwing things onto the floor

I care too much about what other people think

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50210931]I care too much about what other people think[/QUOTE] you don't need them

[QUOTE=Wizy;50208809]I'll do anything for money now. (apart of blowing someone). I sold my xbox 360 with loads of games and stuff to some Jipo for 15 quid. looking for part time jobs every day like a maniac. I even fill surveys in scam sites because I hope they will give me my God damn 10 bucks. (there is no surveys avaliable when you reach 9.95$) I feel like a slut.[/QUOTE] Your story reminded me of this guy i used to know at my college. A year ago he was in need of job so he sold most of his stuff but it was not enough to make ends meet. long story short, he landed a job as a stripper and manage to pay off school and bills. I think he quit back in jan but i dont remember.

[QUOTE=phygon;50209720]Why not like get a job Good jobs are hard to find but shit jobs aren't and if you're selling your consoles etc for 10 bux then minimum wage wouldn't be that bad in comparison.[/QUOTE] I got in between shitty and good job. I got ok job. full time. but I got like 4-5 spare hours a day. I need somehow spend them and earn somehow

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50211106]Being alone sucks tho[/QUOTE] being with others isn't all it's cracked up to be

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50210845]everyone has odd habits[/QUOTE] And that's okay. :smile:

I once prayed to god to be able to fly and do the kamehameha