Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=greeley;50211649]I once prayed to god to be able to fly and do the kamehameha[/QUOTE] I think we all have done something along those lines

I had a computer just for storing porn and information, it was some computer from 1999 that i installed windows 2000 and named TSIT-12 (Top secret information terminal) It had the hardest password in the world, no internet connection, cataloged and most refined and boner rising hentai images. A true definition of perfection but... [sp]One day motherboard broke down and fried my hard drive.[/sp] [sp]But not to worry TSIT-12M is coming soon...[/sp]

I once posted that I have this one habit where I go around home pretending I'm in a gunfight and sometimes I scream stuff like "I'm hurt, fuck" and then I drop to the ground and say "Someone get me out of here I'm down". "Requesting an extraction" and sometimes make animal noises. Well, my mom caught me doing it once. She said it's a [I]family thing. [/I] She told me that my grandfather used to behave like that. He would scream stuff like "I have been surronded" "I'm being killed over here" and he was completely okay.

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;50211923]I had a computer just for storing porn and information, it was some computer from 1999 that i installed windows 2000 and named TSIT-12 (Top secret information terminal) It had the hardest password in the world, no internet connection, cataloged and most refined and boner rising hentai images. A true definition of perfection but... [sp]One day motherboard broke down and fried my hard drive.[/sp] [sp]But not to worry TSIT-12M is coming soon...[/sp][/QUOTE] Any time I need to make a secure password more secure I just put another word on the end. One time I decided that correcthorsebatterystaple wasn't enough (I think it's the password on my VM somewhere) so I added a word on the end [I]and[/I] the start. Super secure. That's six whole words.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50212054]Any time I need to make a secure password more secure I just put another word on the end. One time I decided that correcthorsebatterystaple wasn't enough (I think it's the password on my VM somewhere) so I added a word on the end [I]and[/I] the start. Super secure. That's six whole words.[/QUOTE] Fun fact, a combination of 4 words really isn't a very secure password. It's roughly equivalent to an 8 character random password because you can use dictionary attacks instead of just brute forcing it.

If you want to be really secure just have no password. Then people won't be able to bruteforce it

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50212139]Fun fact, a combination of 4 words really isn't a very secure password. It's roughly equivalent to an 8 character random password because you can use dictionary attacks instead of just brute forcing it.[/QUOTE] Though these days having 'password' as password might be secure as multi character password including numbers and symbols even in a sense because everything every now and then gets hacked.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50207722]I will seriously suck some dick at this point to get a job.[/QUOTE] Job hunting when you can't work full-time due to college is a fucking nightmare that quickly spirals into depression and nihilism. Even when you can do full-time, it's absolute hell when the easy positions require you to sell yourself (risk, location, or "otherwise"), your car (through driving everywhere), or something else absurd. Oh you're not experienced enough for this entry-level position. Oh you're too experienced for this entry-level position. Oh you can't work full-time even though the application said part? ... Sorry Oh we denied you a job a few months (years?) ago, but we have this really cool unpaid internship! Wanna try it? Oh you're going to school and we're looking for a really long-term commitment for the position of: [I]Professional Shit Shoveler[/I] Or my personal favorite: I see you applied to the "human machine repetitive labor dishwashing position", unfortunately we're looking for someone with 2-6 years of experience in the dishwashing trade.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;50212168]Though these days having 'password' as password might be secure as multi character password including numbers and symbols even in a sense because everything every now and then gets hacked.[/QUOTE] a scriptkiddie can force passwords but getting into a database can be other thing

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50212139]Fun fact, a combination of 4 words really isn't a very secure password. It's roughly equivalent to an 8 character random password because you can use dictionary attacks instead of just brute forcing it.[/QUOTE] There are 250000 words in the English language alone. With 4 words that gives us 3906250000000000000000 different passwords. Mix in words from another language and suddenly dictionary attacks are even more useless. If we base an 8 character password off there being 92 characters (I think that's all on a standard US layout) you get 5132188731375616 combinations. That's 761127x less than a 4 word password. I don't actually use a 4 word password for anything though. Keepass has a > 35 character password (which is really fun to type on my phone) + a file key and then it generates 20 character passwords. [editline]28th April 2016[/editline] This is what the file key looks like: [t]http://52.62.164.10/image/20160427142809690.png[/t] But with more jpeg.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50212215]There are 250000 words in the English language alone. With 4 words that gives us 3906250000000000000000 different passwords. Mix in words from another language and suddenly dictionary attacks are even more useless. If we base an 8 character password off there being 92 characters (I think that's all on a standard US layout) you get 5132188731375616 combinations. That's 761127x less than a 4 word password. I don't actually use a 4 word password for anything though. Keepass has a > 35 character password (which is really fun to type on my phone) + a file key and then it generates 20 character passwords.[/QUOTE] 250,000 words, sure, but the 3,000 most common words make up 95% of the language. "Correct", "horse", "battery", and "staple" are probably among the 3,000.

Someone who doesn't live too far from me looks almost exactly like a pornstar that I've, er, observed.

[QUOTE=phygon;50208324]I pay for a virtual reality porn subscription and it is worth every goddamn penny[/QUOTE] What. What website is this? [editline]27th April 2016[/editline] haha, just curious

[QUOTE=richard9311;50212439]What. What website is this? [editline]27th April 2016[/editline] haha, just curious[/QUOTE] Pornhub has an entire section for it, it's like 10$ a month and the shame of paying for porn

[QUOTE=richard9311;50212439]What. What website is this? [editline]27th April 2016[/editline] haha, just curious[/QUOTE] I have oculusrealporn (if you "quit" it offers you to keep being subscribed at like below half price) but there are loads of websites, check out reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw

I used to search the internet on how to grow cat ears and a tail when I was 13

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50214244]I used to search the internet on how to grow cat ears and a tail when I was 13[/QUOTE] I still do that. Maybe they figured it out now. [sp]Ok I don't really, but I do own a pair of cat ears with a matching tail.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Tsumugi;50198321]I love the friendship I have with my friend, but I would also love to fuck her brains out :joy:[/QUOTE] Got some more stuff for this, my friend who I would love to fuck also has a twin. Would love to do her aswell, maybe both of them. :excited:

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50214244]I used to search the internet on how to grow cat ears and a tail when I was 13[/QUOTE] Come to my house I'll show you how. [QUOTE=Tinter;50214481]I still do that. Maybe they figured it out now. [sp]Ok I don't really, but I do own a pair of cat ears with a matching tail.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]I own like 4 pairs of cat ears and two tails.[/sp]

[QUOTE=slayer20;50214882] [sp]I own like 4 pairs of cat ears and two tails.[/sp][/QUOTE] slayer's final form is [sp]8 cat ears and 7 tails, the catpocalypse is here[/sp]

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50214928]slayer's final form is [sp]8 cat ears and 7 tails, the catpocalypse is here[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]I harvest cat ears and tails from victims I bring to my house that want to become catgirls[/sp] Anyway fudge when you coming over?

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50214244]I used to search the internet on how to grow cat ears and a tail when I was 13[/QUOTE] [T]http://orig10.deviantart.net/0329/f/2014/130/6/6/equivalent_exchange_by_johnsu-d7htz9d.png[/T]

[QUOTE=slayer20;50214988][sp]I harvest cat ears and tails from victims I bring to my house that want to become catgirls[/sp] Anyway fudge when you coming over?[/QUOTE] your too far away m8 i live in this sausage shaped country and you are in freedom burger land, too many kms

[QUOTE=Firecat;50215022]I've been feeling terrible for this lol.[/QUOTE] Hugo Boss was really good at his trade, unfortunately. v:v:v

I downloaded a soundboard and have started to become micspam cancer.

I shorten my username down to FSR in situations where I'd think my full one would sound embarrassing.

I find it fun to poke otherkins with really idiotic questions when they say something stupid

Talked to this college girl and got her snapchat. I'm a HS senior, I think it's kind of hot for some reason. My friends think I'm a God for some reason now

I never thought I'd find myself in this sort of situation, but after my divorce I'm crushing super hard on a friend of mine and I can't seem to snap myself out of it. Worse off, she's currently with another one of my friends... This song has actually become my life. [video=youtube;qYkbTyHXwbs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs[/video]

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50217366]Comparatively a perfectly normal name, FunnyStarRunner , dont worry[/QUOTE] I've used my username for so long with VOIP that I react to "Doom" the same way I do my actual name. Thankfully, it's not a phrase used in day-to-day conversation that much.