Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

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I can't decide between Zootopia or Interstellar as my favorite movie of all time. Yes, I have bad taste.

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50227335]I can't decide between Zootopia or Interstellar as my favorite movie of all time. Yes, I have bad taste.[/QUOTE] transformers

apparently i watch terrible things for free shit now rip me

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50227702]apparently i watch terrible things for free shit now rip me[/QUOTE] at least you get games :cry:

[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50227706]dude, watch some more movies, these two can't seriously be your only contestants for that title[/QUOTE]Those are two pretty damn good movies though. His taste isn't [i]that[/i] bad.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50227702]apparently i watch terrible things for free shit now rip me[/QUOTE] where do i sign up

i have a lot of homework to do and I should stop procrastinating

[QUOTE=da space core;50228122]i have a lot of homework to do and I should stop procrastinating[/QUOTE] Go do your homework.

I hate asking for help in general because that means I have to converse with someone.

I'm currently failing my english class (57%) because I've crossed the hill of last-second procrastination over to the cliff of not even trying on homework. I have no clue how failing works at my school but I had a C before and now this. Also I have an A and do my homework in every other class. But with English, I'll procrastinate, and when finally the paper's in front of me, procrastinate more, and then with only hours before I must sleep, I'll read what I have to for the homework, and get confused and distracted. And then I won't understand the questions. I either have a serious issue with answering english questions (such as "how was your day?", I never have response for this) or no discipline or respect to my english class. Also I delete most things I try to post on facepunch, but I usually never even get that far. But God do I love the shit you people post <3

[QUOTE=Enjoirules;50228240]I'm currently failing my english class (57%) because I've crossed the hill of last-second procrastination over to the cliff of not even trying on homework. I have no clue how failing works at my school but I had a C before and now this. Also I have an A and do my homework in every other class. But with English, I'll procrastinate, and when finally the paper's in front of me, procrastinate more, and then with only hours before I must sleep, I'll read what I have to for the homework, and get confused and distracted. And then I won't understand the questions. I either have a serious issue with answering english questions (such as "how was your day?", I never have response for this) or no discipline or respect to my english class. Also I delete most things I try to post on facepunch, but I usually never even get that far. But God do I love the shit you people post <3[/QUOTE] Just do your homework. Just imagine where you'll end up if you fail school.

Some times i pull my pants down just enough for my ass to get some fresh air for a few minutes

I laugh and dance while I shower.

I take 20-30 minute showers, which is for the most part just standing motionless in complete silence.

[QUOTE=greeley;50224599]How the hell can you remember stuff when you were 2?[/QUOTE] My dad recorded a video of us watching Blues Clues I was flailing my arms in the intro song Hi Phygon

I hate bringing hook ups to my place. They never know when to MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE

80% of the time im afraid to talk with people on my steam friends list that I don't already regularly talk to because I don't want to come off as really weird and awkward.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50225637]I would rather have the world spend money on exploring our oceans first before space :<[/QUOTE] Makes sense, space is large and empty, we know that much, ocean is large and full of things we don't know dick about. More of a chance we find something immediately useful down there than in deep space that we won't be able to reach in a couple thousand years.

[QUOTE=VietRooster2;50230035]80% of the time im afraid to talk with people on my steam friends list that I don't already regularly talk to because I don't want to come off as really weird and awkward.[/QUOTE] I'm always super paranoid about talking to people via chat since I always find myself typing too much. I just get really in to conversations, no matter if it's through voice or chat and I kinda get carried away. I'm always scared that I come off as needy and awkward. So I just go to the other extreme and don't talk to anyone. Problem solved!

Whenever I get a mouth ulcer, I absolutely cover it with salt and rub the salt in until it bursts and goes numb. It sounds drastically more painful than it is; it's actually quite soothing.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50230781]I'm always super paranoid about talking to people via chat since I always find myself typing too much. I just get really in to conversations, no matter if it's through voice or chat and I kinda get carried away. I'm always scared that I come off as needy and awkward. So I just go to the other extreme and don't talk to anyone. Problem solved![/QUOTE] Same here but if I talk too much or get carried away, I feel more like I'm hogging all the conversation. I'm always afraid of boring the listener and it ends up feeling very one sided. I don't get to talk much so I end talking TOO much and getting into too much details.

I vomited today at work. Gladly nobody heard it. At best, the kitchen staff may have heard muffled vomiting sounds carrying through walls, if anything. But none the wiser. Before work, I also vomited. Today was a bad day.

I don't remember the last time I had to vomit.

I've came close a few times before, but I forget the last time I did. 3 or 4 years ago, maybe?

Last time I vomited I was piss drunk. And I always tell myself "Never again..."

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;50231311]I vomited today at work. Gladly nobody heard it. At best, the kitchen staff may have heard muffled vomiting sounds carrying through walls, if anything. But none the wiser. Before work, I also vomited. Today was a bad day.[/QUOTE] If you're vomiting while at work then you really shouldn't have shown up to work in a food service location

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50231364][I]Whyd you vomit?[/I] 3 weeks ago I vomited before boarding the Germany plane on metro because I had post-nasal flow into my stomach the night before, for example.[/QUOTE] Alcohol was the reason. [editline]1st May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=phygon;50232946]If you're vomiting while at work then you really shouldn't have shown up to work in a food service location[/QUOTE] It's a museum. I don't work in the café, I just look over the customers in the exhibition areas. Oh and I tried, I called there and told the situation, but they actually needed me... in my terrible position. The boss (a woman) basically said that try to medicate yourself and get over there, so I took some painkillers with water, then vomited, and went to work.. where I vomited again after an hour or so. Just casually walked out of the exhibition area, leaving all the customers there by themselves but whatever, went straight down to cellar-floor break room toilet (which is not as fancy as upstairs office break room) shut all the doors behind me (three) and did my business. Sneakily enough too, so that's a job well done imo.

i get a massive kick out of providing descriptions of firearms and military vehicles out of the blue when it has no relevance to the conversation whatsoever both on the internet and irl if i do it irl it must be with a completely straight face, otherwise it just wouldn't work i don't know what i find so funny about waking up in the morning, heading downstairs for breakfast and saying to my mother "the a-10 thunderbolt ii is a twin engine straight wing jet aircraft armed with a 30mm gau-8 avenger rotary cannon, which can achieve a rate of fire of 4200 rpm, and has an effective range of 1220 metres."

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50233982]i get a massive kick out of providing descriptions of firearms and military vehicles out of the blue when it has no relevance to the conversation whatsoever both on the internet and irl if i do it irl it must be with a completely straight face, otherwise it just wouldn't work i don't know what i find so funny about waking up in the morning, heading downstairs for breakfast and saying to my mother "the a-10 thunderbolt ii is a twin engine straight wing jet aircraft armed with a 30mm gau-8 avenger rotary cannon, which can achieve a rate of fire of 4200 rpm, and has an effective range of 1220 metres."[/QUOTE] I have a really good and specific memory that allows me to memorize random facts like this, I do the exact same thing about various things and it really freaks people the fuck out sometimes.