Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
5,001 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;50234151]I have a really good and specific memory that allows me to memorize random facts like this, I do the exact same thing about various things and it really freaks people the fuck out sometimes.[/QUOTE]
once i walked into my class, sat down next to a pothead and said "the glock 18 is a locked breech semi automatic pistol that chambers the 9mm cartridge. it has an effective range of 50 metres and a muzzle velocity of 375 metres per second."
i then got up and moved over to where i usually sit
[editline]1st May 2016[/editline]
he was very confused
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50232462]Last time I vomited I was piss drunk. And I always tell myself "Never again..."[/QUOTE]
Never again: proceeds to drink to cure the hangover
I become incredibly racist when drunk. I have absolutely no idea why. Once when drunk as hell with some buddies, we played one of those 'drunk games' that isn't a game at all where we would spin a globe, I'd spazz my finger over it as it spun, and whatever country it landed on, I'd say something racist about its inhabitants. That's it. Or so I hear, anyway, I don't remember it all that clearly.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50234732]I become incredibly racist when drunk. I have absolutely no idea why. Once when drunk as hell with some buddies, we played one of those 'drunk games' that isn't a game at all where we would spin a globe, I'd spazz my finger over it as it spun, and whatever country it landed on, I'd say something racist about its inhabitants. That's it. Or so I hear, anyway, I don't remember it all that clearly.[/QUOTE]
In my freshman year of college, me and my friends would frequently get wasted and walk down to the nearby Dunkin' Donuts at 1am for snacks. This activity was , of course, referred to as "Drunken Donuts". Anyways, my friend David once got so drunk that we couldn't pick up the iced coffee he had ordered, so he got angry and drunkenly slurred "Come here, nigger!" loud enough for most of the people nearby to hear, prompting us to drag him out of the store before we got harassed (tbh, rightfully so).
What makes it weirder is that he's the most liberal dude in our group, he's Jewish and from Brooklyn and never made a racist comment before or after that one isolated incident.
Alcohol is a weird fucking drug.
I don't drink because I can't stand the taste of alcohol and my father being a massive alcoholic has majorly pushed aside any desire I have to drink. I'm not against doing it a little bit in social situations, but then I just get back to the whole taste thing. No matter how good someone tells me the drink is I just taste the alcohol.
Twice I've been walked in on at a soccer stadium restroom. The first time had the janitorial staff blushing, and the second time involved a retard who couldn't hear me yelling "[I]CLOSE THE DOOR[/I]" repeatedly before hearing the voice coming from inside.
Keep in mind that the door lock works and its one of those with VACANT/OCCUPIED in big letters.
Apple cider tastes like apple juice though.
I don't mind cider but even then I still get that booze aftertaste.
I love the taste of alcohol :v: I guess I'm the weird one
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50234254]Never again: proceeds to drink to cure the hangover[/QUOTE]
If you're always drunk you're never hungover :v:
[QUOTE=someone101001;50234820]Last time I vomited I was really nervous about something[/QUOTE]
last time I've vomited was around 4 years ago
I vomited after I watched Grimsby but I don't think it was related to the movie contents and it would have maybe happened either way.
Last time I vomited was when I got piss drunk and then smoked weed
Bad combo, took me an entire day to sober up too
tbh the only alcoholic drink I actually like the taste of is amaretto, everything else just tastes nasty to me.
My parents frequently made beer bread when I was a kid, and as a result I've always LOVED the taste of beer.
I seriously do drink it for the taste.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;50237865]My parents frequently made beer bread when I was a kid, and as a result I've always LOVED the taste of beer.
I seriously do drink it for the taste.[/QUOTE]
beer tastes good so there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know where the whole "nobody drinks beer for the taste" myth comes from.
I enjoy the taste of things like Vodka, Whiskey, etc. I don't think they taste [I]good[/I], but I like the way they taste, if that makes sense.
I rarely drink because I become a uncontrollable giggly mess that will do things on impulse without even thinking, also become very susceptible to any suggestions or moves people do when in that state.
Nevermind the fact I can't hold a drink at all, a single bottle of cider can set me off.
So, today I was supposed to go to my brother's concert.
I did go, but I waited like 40 minutes to see if anyone showed up. I went back home.
I told my dad that no one showed up. Turns out, I went to the wrong place. The concert takes place at our local college, not the high school gym. Well, if my mom and my brother gets mad for not going, I'll tell him that no one told me that where it is. I'm pretty pissed off myself. It's one of things I hate, when no one tells me anything.
I pretty much only drink in social situations, and even that's rare. My family has a history of alcoholism so if I do drink I only have one.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50238363]Its ok being a lightweight but at least you're no Hale who forgets things when drunk[/QUOTE]
Name 1 thing I forgot when I was drunk.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50238769][I]Did I ever play with Devil?[/I]
OF COURSE I HAVE AND WE HAVE TOO MANY A TIME[/QUOTE]
Shit, well atleast I'm not a lightweight.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;50237865]My parents frequently made beer bread when I was a kid, and as a result I've always LOVED the taste of beer.
I seriously do drink it for the taste.[/QUOTE]
I enjoy the taste of wheat beer and brown ale. Regular beer, not so much.
When a girl smiles at me I never know how to react so I look away and pretend it didn't happen or I just nod my head as "Yes" and then keep going.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50240243]When a girl smiles at me I never know how to react so I look away and pretend it didn't happen or I just nod my head as "Yes" and then keep going.[/QUOTE]
give them a sarcastic wink and a thumbs up
It's not that I'm socially retarded or anything, it's just that I think way too much, it's impossible to pick the right decision.
If I smile back they will probably think "That guy smiled back, he thinks he is hot shit when he actually looks like shit, what a delusional loser".
If I don't smile they will think "He is way too awkward, holy shit, why can't he grow balls?"
If I say "Hey", people will think it's weird to just say "Hey" out of nowhere and then keep walking.
I've been so hardwired into making the right decision in [I]every single shitty aspect of my life[/I], and as I grow up I just realize that every single option can be wrong or right at the eyes of anyone, so the only right decision is not making one at all.
i used to have crippling social anxiety until i learned to lower my inhibitions when i freak out, it's all internalized now and i imitate normal behavior on the outside.
i.e. give them a sarcastic wink and a thumbs up, chances are they'll think it's funny in a legitimately humorous and not embarrassing way.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
