Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50248936]whew there lad[/QUOTE] :dead:

Here's an actual confession unlike this WAYT knockoff of a thread: I've never actually finished Half Life 2 nor have I spent more than 2h at a time in the game

I got drunk today and decided to buy a cigar for some reason Let's just say it's a lot bigger than I expected, I think I'll call it Lexington Steele

I occasionally and non-ironically watch Leafy's videos when I'm bored.

[QUOTE=Captain;50250336]I occasionally and non-ironically watch Leafy's videos when I'm bored.[/QUOTE] i do too i hate them but they keep showing up in my recommended and i swear he's gonna run out of clickbait titles at the rate he's going at i never make it all the way through them though

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50250342]i do too i hate them but they keep showing up in my recommended and i swear he's gonna run out of clickbait titles at the rate he's going at i never make it all the way through them though[/QUOTE] But here's the catch: I'm perfectly fine with most of them. :pudge:

[QUOTE=Captain;50250363]But here's the catch: I'm perfectly fine with most of them. :pudge:[/QUOTE]dunkey said it best "Hi I'm Leafy, you probably know of my dipshit channel where I make fun of retarded people"

So I am far more unfit than I'd like to be to be honest. I went for an hour ride this morning and on the way back I got literally [I]3 fucking houses away[/I] and my legs just decided that was fucking it (why must my house be on a hill) so I had to ride up a drive way onto the grass and then I tried to get off and just crushed my testicles on the cross bar and crumpled up instead. Fun stuff. This is what happens when you don't ride for 7 years and then decide riding in the evening and then going for a before sunrise ride is a good idea. It's not. My everything hurts. I think when I got the bike 8 years ago the grips were rubbery but they are pretty much plastic now. My friend is way more unfit so I wanted to make sure he would be able to do it too but I don't think it's happening. Couldn't even see the fucking sunrise from the point because of fucking road works. Fuck my life severely. I have some regrets.

[QUOTE=Qaus;50247506]don't do this alone, i hear all the time about people fursuiting at cons alone and getting random gropes and hugs. you basically need a chaperone to make sure you're not sexually assaulted.[/QUOTE] Do furries not know what personal space is??? I'd like to confess I spent 75 dollars on TF2 name and description tags to make my items have funny names / descriptions.

[QUOTE=SulliG99;50248786]my girlfriend is into whips and thats not funny... pro tipp never buy whips just to make a sex joke its not worth it. Rip me[/QUOTE] tbh if you bought her a whip you deserve what's coming to you, dude.

Okay so today after school i'm driving in the carpool lane by myself because who cares really, going like 80 mph. Then I see this black Avenger riding up behind me, soon he's tailgating to the extreme, like every once in a while he creeps up to literally a foot away, even when I speed up and end up tailgating the guy in front of me. So then i break right hard and hit the brakes so he overshoots, he tries to slow down a bit at first but starts speeding up and starts to slalom between cars. I chase him at like 95 /100mph~ for like 3 miles then I peel off to my highway exit. I'm probably being paranoid but i dunno, this is my first time road raging.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50251189]tbh if you bought her a whip you deserve what's coming to you, dude.[/QUOTE] Seems like my kind of girl tbh

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50249913]Here's an actual confession unlike this WAYT knockoff of a thread: I've never actually finished Half Life 2 nor have I spent more than 2h at a time in the game[/QUOTE] I played Half-Life 2 for around 1 hour and I didn't really like it.. Half-Life is still great and one of my favourite gaming experiences.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50252904]I played Half-Life 2 for around 1 hour and I didn't really like it.. Half-Life is still great and one of my favourite gaming experiences.[/QUOTE]Half-Life 2 doesn't get the ball rolling as quickly as HL1 does imo but it's as good or better at its peak.

[QUOTE=gary spivey;50249982]I got drunk today and decided to buy a cigar for some reason Let's just say it's a lot bigger than I expected, I think I'll call it Lexington Steele[/QUOTE] Had a friend in high school who smoked cigars in the last year, then he decided to actually grow tobacco and roll cigars and make a business out of it. I teased him so much before I left for uni. It was so bizarre when I ran into him a year later and he apparently pulled it off, except he blew the money in 3 weeks partying and going to strip clubs nonstop, which left him weirdly apathetic. Told me he never felt like getting a job and being a family man more, which came to me as a huge surprise since he'd always complained how stale life was and how much he wanted to travel the world and stuff.

For the first time in 8 years I've added funds to my steam wallet, just to buy rocket league

I seem to swear all the time irl and through text without noticing at all

I have the hardest time calling anyone on the phone. I don't know why but I become super anxious if I try and do it.

Sometimes I'll go over to my mother's house for dinner with her and my stepfather's family. Sometimes they'll have Big Bang Theory on the tv as we're eating. And every once in a while - once or twice an episode - I'll laugh at one of the jokes.

[QUOTE=Last or First;50255979]Sometimes I'll go over to my mother's house for dinner with her and my stepfather's family. Sometimes they'll have Big Bang Theory on the tv as we're eating. And every once in a while - once or twice an episode - I'll laugh at one of the jokes.[/QUOTE] bazinga

I [I]love[/I] the smell of cement. Like the powder, not concrete. It reminds me of childhood where I spent a lot on construction yards. And now the stairwell next to the door of my apartment building smells like cement! <3

[QUOTE=Last or First;50255979]Sometimes I'll go over to my mother's house for dinner with her and my stepfather's family. Sometimes they'll have Big Bang Theory on the tv as we're eating. And every once in a while - once or twice an episode - I'll laugh at one of the jokes.[/QUOTE] <Insert Random Star Trek/Star Wars/Dungeons and Dragons Joke> [sp]I've seen all episodes of The Big Bang Theory.. Help me.[/sp]

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50254676]I seem to swear all the time irl and through text without noticing at all[/QUOTE] Well, aussiedropbear, I do have a slight suspicion what the reason for that could be. [IMG]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/au.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50256427]I [I]love[/I] the smell of concrete. Like the powder, not cement. It reminds me of childhood where I spent a lot on construction yards. And now the stairwell next to the door of my apartment building smells like concrete! <3[/QUOTE] I'm this way with asphalt. When I smell fresh asphalt, it fills me with this bizarre pride, almost patriotic, feeling. Asphalt, to me, is the smell of a new driveway. A road being fixed. It's the smell of progress, ingenuity and American idealism. It's a good smell, asphalt.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50256882]I'm this way with asphalt. When I smell fresh asphalt, it fills me with this bizarre pride, almost patriotic, feeling. Asphalt, to me, is the smell of a new driveway. A road being fixed. It's the smell of progress, ingenuity and American idealism. It's a good smell, asphalt.[/QUOTE] :terrists:

I love the smell of diesel. And freshly cut grass. And, for reasons I'm not sure of myself, I like the smell of sweat, although only if it's my own. It goes something like "Mmm, I smell manly."

Gasoline, smoke and tobacco smell great in small amounts, but those are easy to get really sick of if they smell too strongly or for too long.

I like the smell right after it rains

The smell of asphalt makes me legitimately nauseous. It's insufferable.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50256999]I like the smell right after it rains[/QUOTE] my personal favorite. i also like the smell of fireworks and cookies.