Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot

[NeverGoWest]

Whenever the air raid sirens sounds in Denmark I duck and cover like a fucking idiot, usually under a window, then I put a cigarette in my mouth and stick the end of it up above the windowsill. Its a silly little thing because I like to imagine if we ever actually got nuked(unlikely, we are holding a historically strategically important target, so its more likely in that very unlikely hypothetical scenario that I would either have to learn russian or chinese or whoever the fuck invaded us in that scenario) that I would probably like smoking a cigarette, especially one that just got lit from a flash hotter than the sun, even though I would probably already be fucked if the flash was powerful enough to light my cigarette, because this old brick-walled building would be torn apart like a treehouse in a hurricane.

I never really lost my imagination, it just grew stronger and stronger and sometimes it even scares myself, but I couldn't live without it. Above is an example of that because ducking and covering is fucking funny.

[Jrose14]

My parents are hounding me to get a job, but I don't even know how to drive. When I bring that up, they say they'll drive me. But, like my last job, I know they will complain every single day. I want to learn to drive, but the only way my dad will teach me is by making me go directly onto the high way with no practice.

[editline]5th May 2016[/editline]

I'm 19.

[matt000024]

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;50260597]Whenever the air raid sirens sounds in Denmark I duck and cover like a fucking idiot, usually under a window, then I put a cigarette in my mouth and stick the end of it up above the windowsill. Its a silly little thing because I like to imagine if we ever actually got nuked(unlikely, we are holding a historically strategically important target, so its more likely in that very unlikely hypothetical scenario that I would either have to learn russian or chinese or whoever the fuck invaded us in that scenario) that I would probably like smoking a cigarette, especially one that just got lit from a flash hotter than the sun, even though I would probably already be fucked if the flash was powerful enough to light my cigarette, because this old brick-walled building would be torn apart like a treehouse in a hurricane.

I never really lost my imagination, it just grew stronger and stronger and sometimes it even scares myself, but I couldn't live without it. Above is an example of that because ducking and covering is fucking funny.[/QUOTE]

You still have air raid drills over there?

[Jrose14]

Well, I mean, I've had jobs before. I'm fine with the job. Just getting to it will be a pain.

I just don't want to fuck up and kill my family in the metal death box moving at 60 mph

[Breadman]

So yesterday I was out drinking with former classmates. After I dropped off a friend at her house I fucking bolted like crazy. The route to my apartment went through a safe neighborhood, well lid and yet I still ran home like I was being chased. I have no idea if I did that because I was drunk or because there is something wrong with me :v:

[Kirbyfactor]

[QUOTE=The golden;50257841]I too had to have all 4 of my wisdoms removed via dental surgery. Had to be put out cold for it.

They will put an IV into your arm as you sit in the chair and you'll start to feel really sleepy and dopey. And that is pretty much all you will remember post-op. You'll wake up in some recovery area with a mouth full of gauze feeling like a truck just ran over your head. You won't feel any pain because they also give you painkillers through that IV line but you will feel pretty awful from the anesthesia.

Make sure you have plenty of gauze at home because you will need to keep changing it out as it gets too bloody. Go home after and get some rest and relax. They'll most likely prescribe you painkillers and antibiotics. Take the antibiotics fur sure and the painkillers if you need to. Don't do anything to agitate the wound sites, not even with your tongue - do not touch them. The stitches will start to come out on their own in a few days and you'll be able to eat soft foods again soon.

It's not that bad. You'll be alright.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Demache;50259182]All I remember was when I woke up I was in a wheel chair and was like "Whoa, how did this chair get wheels on it?" while I was high as a kite and got to stay at home watching TV and movies for a couple days. It was sweet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=bdd458;50259465]I took the pills beforehand, Novocaine, and the laughing gas - I ended up singing the entirely of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. And not just the song, but the whole damn album[/QUOTE]

I really don't understand how wisdom teeth get pulled in America. Got mine removed a couple weeks ago, they put a needle in my gums to numb half my face. Then he cut the flesh open en broke the tooth in two piece and pulled them out, then stitched it up. Took less than 10 minutes and I was fully conscious. They gave me some pretty heavy painkillers and mouthwash but I wasn't high or anything.
Painkillers made me pretty productive tho 10/10

[I'm Jon]

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;50260597]Whenever the air raid sirens sounds in Denmark I duck and cover like a fucking idiot, usually under a window, then I put a cigarette in my mouth and stick the end of it up above the windowsill. Its a silly little thing because I like to imagine if we ever actually got nuked(unlikely, we are holding a historically strategically important target, so its more likely in that very unlikely hypothetical scenario that I would either have to learn russian or chinese or whoever the fuck invaded us in that scenario) that I would probably like smoking a cigarette, especially one that just got lit from a flash hotter than the sun, even though I would probably already be fucked if the flash was powerful enough to light my cigarette, because this old brick-walled building would be torn apart like a treehouse in a hurricane.

I never really lost my imagination, it just grew stronger and stronger and sometimes it even scares myself, but I couldn't live without it. Above is an example of that because ducking and covering is fucking funny.[/QUOTE]

Aren't they just running tests? Where I live in Sweden they test the alarm system a few times a year at set times to make sure they work properly, only lasting for a few minutes.

[Tinter]

The air raid sirens are just a remembrance thing. They test them every night, silently.
In related news I just realized you can't hear those air raid sirens when inside the school building, because I only just remembered that they were sounding off yesterday.
This pairs well with the non functioning fire alarm, and only one drill in the 3 years I've been there.

[TheNickle]

[QUOTE=Stargatius;50260255]ps i actually have a recording of myself doing it if you want to see that[/QUOTE]

Bullshit.

[Snowmew]

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;50260597]Whenever the air raid sirens sounds in Denmark I duck and cover like a fucking idiot, usually under a window, then I put a cigarette in my mouth and stick the end of it up above the windowsill. Its a silly little thing because I like to imagine if we ever actually got nuked(unlikely, we are holding a historically strategically important target, so its more likely in that very unlikely hypothetical scenario that I would either have to learn russian or chinese or whoever the fuck invaded us in that scenario) that I would probably like smoking a cigarette, especially one that just got lit from a flash hotter than the sun, even though I would probably already be fucked if the flash was powerful enough to light my cigarette, because this old brick-walled building would be torn apart like a treehouse in a hurricane.

I never really lost my imagination, it just grew stronger and stronger and sometimes it even scares myself, but I couldn't live without it. Above is an example of that because ducking and covering is fucking funny.[/QUOTE]

I lived in the town surrounding NORAD for a while (the big control bunker in WarGames) so it was a given that several nukes were aimed at me. I think the unofficial guesstimate was 5, and it wasn't a large town at all. Knowing you'd die without question is kind of a relief considering how fucked the survivors would be.

Interestingly, the town never had any sirens, because, well, why bother at that point?

[Maddogs Here]

[QUOTE=Stargatius;50260255]i wanted to see what would happen with using shit instead of cocoa powder in a recipe
unforunately it reeked my whole house

ps i actually have a recording of myself doing it if you want to see that[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't dare show it

[Snowmew]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50261031]I really don't understand how wisdom teeth get pulled in America. Got mine removed a couple weeks ago, they put a needle in my gums to numb half my face. Then he cut the flesh open en broke the tooth in two piece and pulled them out, then stitched it up. Took less than 10 minutes and I was fully conscious. They gave me some pretty heavy painkillers and mouthwash but I wasn't high or anything.
Painkillers made me pretty productive tho 10/10[/QUOTE]

If they're severely impacted, they have to put you under. We sometimes get local anaesthesia. I was given the option actually and told them to put me under because if I saw blood, I'd probably panic. But if they really have to start digging and fucking around, the local might not do the trick.

ach, meine automerge

[Nightmare515]

I used Google translate on a German exam because despite taking German the whole school year: I haven't learned anything.

[Komppu]

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50262163]I used Google translate on a German exam because despite taking German the whole school year: I haven't learned anything.[/QUOTE]

This is me with my second mother tongue Swedish, I can't speak nor understand even though everyone in Finland is supposed to.

[adam1172]

I'm starting to seriously believe that my luck is inversely proportional to the amount of times I masturbate.

I mean seriously I even experimented on this. Like for a few times I would do it daily and everything would go absolutely wrong. Like everyone would be totally pissy at me, if I needed to get some shit at the store it would be closed, I would forget something important and shit like that.

But then for every day I don't do it my luck for magically increase. Like if I don't do it for a full week at the end of that week everything is just golden. People give me free shit, I get magical discounts at the store, and even if I get "bad luck" it just turns out to be good like if I missed the bus or shit like that turns out the bus I'm supposed to get on had an accident and shit.

I've tested this like multiple times, its crazy.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50262163]I used Google translate on a German exam because despite taking German the whole school year: I haven't learned anything.[/QUOTE]

Dummkopf.

[gary spivey]

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50262163]I used Google translate on a German exam because despite taking German the whole school year: I haven't learned anything.[/QUOTE]

I didn't even bother, I just wrote "Ich kann nicht speake deutsche" and that was it

[Nightmare515]

[QUOTE=Skunky;50262557]Dummkopf.[/QUOTE]

Nein. I know a very small amount. :v:

[Da Space Core]

[QUOTE=adam1172;50262377]I'm starting to seriously believe that my luck is inversely proportional to the amount of times I masturbate.

I mean seriously I even experimented on this. Like for a few times I would do it daily and everything would go absolutely wrong. Like everyone would be totally pissy at me, if I needed to get some shit at the store it would be closed, I would forget something important and shit like that.

But then for every day I don't do it my luck for magically increase. Like if I don't do it for a full week at the end of that week everything is just golden. People give me free shit, I get magical discounts at the store, and even if I get "bad luck" it just turns out to be good like if I missed the bus or shit like that turns out the bus I'm supposed to get on had an accident and shit.

I've tested this like multiple times, its crazy.[/QUOTE]

Have you considered maybe the odor causes it makes?

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50262758]Nein. I know a very small amount. :v:[/QUOTE]

Nicht genug. :wink:

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=da space core;50262782]Have you considered maybe the odor causes it makes?[/QUOTE]

This just in, smelling like cum makes stores spontaneously close.

[Demache]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50260996]Well, I mean, I've had jobs before. I'm fine with the job. Just getting to it will be a pain.

I just don't want to fuck up and kill my family in the metal death box moving at 60 mph[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about it, you won't fuck up. Tahe irony is, highway driving is actually the easiest, which is why your father wants you to start there. You move much faster which can be intimidating (especially oncoming traffic on a two lane), but there's a lot less possibilities of collisions. There are very few intersections, many of which you have the right of way and do not need to stop at. And there's usually a lot less traffic, which is good for a learner. It means you can focus on just driving rather than watching everyone around you. Its pretty much an exercise of "keeping your car between the lines". The problem with learning in the city is that even though its slower, there's a lot more rules, a lot more unpredictable drivers, and a lot more things going on. Its not something you should be worried about when you still are getting a hang of how driving feels.

The very first driving I ever did was on 55 mph two lane highways and gravel roads when I was 14 ten years ago with my father and grandfather. I've done 10s of thousands of miles of them since then, and have only had one incident, which was weather related and beyond my control. Just stay calm, and you'll be cool.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50263191]Oh wichser, warum machst du das? Ich will dich nicht, kein scheiß Amerikaner deutsch zu lehren. Dummköpfer kann da bleiben, lass uns in Ruhe

Deutschland für Leute aus der Länder, der in der Nähe sind, nicht gegen ein Osean

[editline]5th May 2016[/editline]

I mean,uhh German is a terrible language don't bother only 3 countries speak it anyway everybody here know English anyway anyway[/QUOTE]

:cry:

[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50262163]I used Google translate on a German exam because despite taking German the whole school year: I haven't learned anything.[/QUOTE]

I cheated my way through two years of French. I will forever think that forcing highschoolers to take two years of a language to graduate is highly stupid and time wasting. How many people actually remember what they learned in any language class they took in high school after graduation?

[kijji]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50263592]I cheated my way through two years of French. I will forever think that forcing highschoolers to take two years of a language to graduate is highly stupid and time wasting. How many people actually remember what they learned in any language class they took in high school after graduation?[/QUOTE]
I took 5 years of German and I barely remember any of it :v:

[kijji]

I don't really have the motivation to learn Swedish on my own, would rather have it taught to me in a classroom tbh

[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50263690]best way to learn a language is when you're fully motivated and dedicated to do so

i found out that i personally really like learning and studying different foreign languages, while in secondary school, i used to be a person who completely hated that, but looking back i can see that was obviously because those languages were forced on me

now i learn and study languages i really want to do so in my spare time, and i've learned far more than anything i've learned in terms of languages in secondary school[/QUOTE]

Exactly. If there is one thing teenagers in high school hate. Its being told what to do. So if they are told to take a language to graduate they will hate doing it and not learn.

[kijji]

My German teacher was cool though, my German class was like no more than 8 people and we spent a whole class period looking through the dictionary, finding and saying swear words while the teacher was doing teacher-y things on her computer

[XUZUL]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50263722]Exactly. If there is one thing teenagers in high school hate. Its being told what to do. So if they are told to take a language to graduate they will hate doing it and not learn.[/QUOTE]

And that's why more than half the high schoolers here don't bother learning English

if they want to limit their chances in life so be it but its so bad seeing some 20yo people struggling to give indications to tourists, that's like the bare minimum

[Devcon]

At the age of 12 (9 years ago), I found Garry's email address and informed him through google chat that he had a massive forehead.