Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

When I was on a walk with the girl I'm dating, we were talking and she said something something "Life's a bitch." I had a stupid idea on how to reply but stopped myself saying "I just wanted to say something I shouldn't say." or something along those lines. She then nagged me to tell her and said it was fine, if she deals stuff she needs to be able to take it. So I replied with "Life's not the only thing that's a bitch here." Her reply "Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?" Then we both started laughing. Dodged a bullet there.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50263722]Exactly. If there is one thing teenagers in high school hate. Its being told what to do. So if they are told to take a language to graduate they will hate doing it and not learn.[/QUOTE] Still kinda regret not doing Mandarin in high school, would have probably helped a fair bit with learning Japanese. Who needs classes though, spend that money on reading materials and shit instead.

A huge portion of my older posts on FP were indescribably autistic; I fail to understand how I was so stupid back then.

I didn't learn much in my Spanish classes due to it being a bitch to learn when I already knew Portuguese. I kept accidentally mixing stuff up and speaking Portuguese words in sentences. And not having anyone to practice with until last year when my uncle got married made it so that I kinda forgot most if not everything about it. At least, they were fun classes.

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50264763]A huge portion of my older posts on FP were indescribably autistic; I fail to understand how I was so stupid back then.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure it was like that for everyone. I rather not want to look back at my old posts. :v: [editline]wow[/editline] You lil' shit just had to do that. >:C

[QUOTE=Skunky;50264826]Pretty sure it was like that for everyone. I rather not want to look back at my old posts. :v:[/QUOTE] Lol I really hope everyone's forgotten my early posts here.

Sometimes when I am leaving the room and someone asks me to shut the door, I close it almost all the way but not quite. On purpose.

nevermind.

I find myself gently biting the 'upwards-facing' part of my left index finger a lot

[QUOTE=cynaraos;50265091]I find myself gently biting the 'upwards-facing' part of my left index finger a lot[/QUOTE] I bite my fingers compulsively too, although I personally prefer the first joint instead, and the general areas within that region.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50265177]I think my laziness is rubbing off on my dog, She used to run around the front yard all of the time; now she just kind of sleeps wherever I am :v:[/QUOTE] Is laziness contagious? that is certainly the question.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50265177]I think my laziness is rubbing off on my dog, She used to run around the front yard all of the time; now she just kind of sleeps wherever I am :v:[/QUOTE] my pooch is the same if nobody wakes up in the morning, he wont

I feel as if my dad loves my sister more than he loves me.

[QUOTE=Brobattington;50265525]I feel as if my dad loves my sister more than he loves me.[/QUOTE] Same. My sisters graduated with flying colors, 4.0 GPA. One is a lawyer, the other is getting her PhD. I've done shit compared to them.

If my house was a videogame dungeon, it would be known as "The Palace of Incorrect Temperatures"

Today mom went in to my room to ask me at which hour I was leaving for college, for some reason my mind didn't work properly and I ended up being in a half-awake state. It went more or less like this "When are you leaving?" "At one-point-zero-five" "What?" "AT ONE POINT ZERO FIVE" "What the fuck are you talking about? I'm asking you for the hour" "IF IT ISN'T ONE POINT ZERO FIVE THEN IT'S ONE POINT ZERO SEVEN" "Ok" Then I noticed the clock said 6:10 AM and I need to be there by 7:00AM and the solely idea of being fucked if I arrived late made my mind switch back to reality.

I can say with certainty that Kanye West had a huge impact on my own life as silly as it sounds. I wrote a commemorative speech over him for school, and as I was writing it I can say for sure a lot of changes I went through can go back to his music and interviews. Kind of how people say a certain video game helped them out of depression, but spanning over a much longer span of time.

[QUOTE=Psycho9182;50266091]I can say with certainty that Kanye West had a huge impact on my own life as silly as it sounds. I wrote a commemorative speech over him for school, and as I was writing it I can say for sure a lot of changes I went through can go back to his music and interviews. Kind of how people say a certain video game helped them out of depression, but spanning over a much longer span of time.[/QUOTE] I feel ya man, it's like I'm a minority because I actually like Kanye

It's been settling in since the year started, but I think I'm bisexual. And it's a really weird thing to just arise out of nowhere, and it feels very complicated. I think what draws me towards people of the same gender are pretty similar to what draws me to women, in that just showing me a picture of someone isn't really something that interests me. I'm more interested in personality, honesty, and security. Once that's there, it's kind of hard for me to say I don't have strong feelings in that way. Talking about it privately with friends, they say, "Oh, name hot dudes." Even with girls I wouldn't really be able to answer very well because it's not something I could really easily answer - it's not something that really crosses my mind. I can name names but it's not like I drool when I see anyone. It doesn't work like that for me. And I think that just adds to the confusion. I'm even hesitant to post this because I'm thinking, "bah, this is stupid." But is it? I'll second guess my second guess.

[QUOTE=wauterboi;50266916]It's been settling in since the year started, but I think I'm bisexual. And it's a really weird thing to just arise out of nowhere, and it feels very complicated. I think what draws me towards people of the same gender are pretty similar to what draws me to women, in that just showing me a picture of someone isn't really something that interests me. I'm more interested in personality, honesty, and security. Once that's there, it's kind of hard for me to say I don't have strong feelings in that way. Talking about it privately with friends, they say, "Oh, name hot dudes." Even with girls I wouldn't really be able to answer very well because it's not something I could really easily answer - it's not something that really crosses my mind. I can name names but it's not like I drool when I see anyone. It doesn't work like that for me. And I think that just adds to the confusion. I'm even hesitant to post this because I'm thinking, "bah, this is stupid." But is it? I'll second guess my second guess.[/QUOTE] It's not stupid, it's perfectly healthy to question your sexuality imo

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50260340]That reminds me to the guy who wiped his ass with soap and water instead of using toilet paper.[/QUOTE] Oh come on

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50267801]Rubbing paper on our asses is how we Americans assert dominance over nature you eurokidz[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Vodkavia;50267383]I feel like all I'm good for is drawing porn, drinking soda and feeling not there. [/QUOTE] You could try writing funny stories or making funny videos, those activities could potentially give you resurrection.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50244981]Today I learned both dicks and orange peels can manipulate a touch screen[/QUOTE] Your tongue also, not sure if you've tried.

Neither tongues, orange peels, or dicks can manipulate a wet capacitive touch screen.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50268067]Neither tongues, orange peels, or dicks can manipulate a wet capacitive touch screen.[/QUOTE] Did you test?

I can't seem to start conversations for shit and honestly why I think people eventually stop talking to me less and less over time until we don't talk at all.

Sometimes I wonder how some o my college mates survived infancy

It's been 7 weeks since I confessed about ordering a marital aid and the sumbitch still hasn't been shipped yet. And now I'm worried about somebody asking me what's inside the box if it shows up.

In Steam chat, I always pretent that the avatar of theirs is talking to me.

I like to self-insert as the girl in porn