Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50269662]I like to self-insert as the girl in porn[/QUOTE] good taste

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50269662]I like to [B]self-insert[/B] as the girl in porn[/QUOTE] :smug:

Sometimes I think about staging my death just to see if anyone would care

When my parents wanted to hit me as kid I would run into my room and grab two pairs of underwear. This way I would receive less pain per hit and all I had to do was pretend to be in absolute pain so my parents couldn't find out. If I couldn't get double underwear and I kept getting hit, what I did was drop to the ground. The key with this wasn't staying on the ground ("If you stay on the ground it will only get worse, stand up"), the key was to get back up really slow. She would hit me if I didn't get backup, but she would also hit me once I was back up, but she wouldn't hit me during the few seconds it took me to get back in my feet. Those little seconds were critical so I could heal up, recover from the pain and then get ready to get hurt again. It isn't the pain itself what hurts, but the unpredictability. I remember when I was like 7 years old and went into a 7/11 to buy something to drink and since it was my first time buying something by myself, I had this habit of giving my money first before asking how much it was. When I was inside the car my brother told mom and she suddenly slapped me 5 times in a row while I was distracted :v:

slapping your kids is the fucking worst thing to do today i heard something about someone who's parents are absolute fucking scumbags, like, fullblown psychopaths. the father of the family would beat their kids senselessly. one time, while at the age of 15, the oldest brother had enough. he set his alarm at 5 am and beat his father unconscious.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;50269628]In Steam chat, I always pretent that the avatar of theirs is talking to me.[/QUOTE] I must be interesting to talk to.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50270528]he set his alarm at 5 am and beat his father unconscious.[/QUOTE] Perhaps a viable solution to abusive parenting is challenging your parents to a boxing duel.

I called the pharmacy to ask about my antidepressants, the lady who answer the phone called me "ma'am" :frown: :frown:

[QUOTE=Sandvich9;50259760]I'm in love for the first time ever and I don't really know what to feel. It's a strange mix of happiness ,soulcrushing anxiety and feeling like shit. Love is fucking weird, yo[/QUOTE] Oh man, she said she likes me, I'm gonna die AAAAGH :scream: I don't know if I've been this happy in my entire life.

I have no idea whether or not I'm attractive

I did gear vr porn today it was actually pretty damn sweet to watch.

Yeah i know right

This just in, fresh off the experimental floor A samsung galaxy s6 edge will not save a dickprint as a valid login credential It will, however, accept a boobprint

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50274073]I got to know a couple of fpers eh a quite a bit more than I thought I ever would[/QUOTE] It's this thread, man.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50274877]It's good to know Facepunch is on the forefront of sexual organ to device interface research[/QUOTE] people always expect fingerprints but nobody will ever expect a boobprint

I think my mum has the capacity to murder in her just a feeling I get

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;50275174]I think my mum has the capacity to murder in her just a feeling I get[/QUOTE] we all do

after witnessing almost 21 years of my parent's marriage taught me one thing: never marry so stupidly young.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50275975]we all do[/QUOTE] pretty sure most, if not all, of our mothers would kill for their children deep down :v:

Mom thought about killing herself once and my brother, pissed, said "Might as well go upstairs and piss him off (refering to me) so he can kill us both". The rest of my family has been keeping it low with their attacks and tough love. After scaring off my dad I think my family is certain that I can and will kill them if I'm bothered enough. Don't know if they being scared of me is good or bad.

[QUOTE=silaz;50272946]I have no idea whether or not I'm attractive[/QUOTE] just do what I do and assume you aren't 👍

I really need to stop being embarrassed about being into Synthwave music.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50276629] After scaring off my dad I think my family is certain that I can and will kill them if I'm bothered enough. Don't know if they being scared of me is good or bad.[/QUOTE] What the actual fuck.

[QUOTE=Genericenemy;50276938]I really need to stop being embarrassed about being into Synthwave music.[/QUOTE] When it comes to Perturbator I just tell people "if you're not offended by the small bit of nudity on his album covers then enjoy!" :v:

i've given up on trying to deny it i'm a weeb forgive me father, for i have sinned

at least you're not a furry there is hope

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50278197]at least you're not a furry there is hope[/QUOTE] Hi.

purge the unclean

[QUOTE=Skunky;50277059]What the actual fuck.[/QUOTE] Long story Dad cheated on mom several times and ruined us. Went from middle upper class and lost a lot of stuff because of him. Legal stuff happens, acts like a dick and threatens mom, in front of me, in my house, insulting me and refusing to leave when I told him to. I also have some anger management issues and impulse issues. I get mad very easily.

I sometimes walk around the house and make rumble noises pretending I'm like a Big Daddy type figure that's invincible and doesn't give two shits.