Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=matt000024;50296100]i'll be your steam friend[/QUOTE] I don't know if our relationship is ready for this kind of commitment yet

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50296061]you don't know pain until you've been in a heated rp fight with someone who literally takes 30 minutes to write a single sentence of rp action[/QUOTE] i'm so sorry

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50296524]I don't know if our relationship is ready for this kind of commitment yet[/QUOTE] your dead too me

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50296524]I don't know if our relationship is ready for this kind of commitment yet[/QUOTE] just do it dont let your dreams be dreams

I listen to Lean On at the least once per day. It really cheers me up and can't get tired of it. I cannot be stopped

Lately I've had multiple people telling me that I look like I want to kill someone going by my resting expression. Infact, I had multiple people tell me that, at work, just tonight. I'm not even really angry, either, it's just my resting expression.

I procrastinate way too much

I tend to think about kinky stuff when I am extremely bored. And where is it I get extremely bored? At school, obviously. I keep popping boners in class and IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING

I really prefer spending money on others rather than myself. Idk it feels unusual

I really need to find a way to eat healthier. My problem is that I can't stay off junk food if I want to eat between my breakfast, lunch and dinner. My breakfast includes having a single sandwich, lunch at school or work includes three sandwiches filled with whatever I can find in the fridge, and dinner what my mom cooks up. Difference however at Wednesdays is that I don't have lunch at school. I'm reading through my geology book while I'm really hungry, and the first thing I see when I turn the page is two fat fucks of children eating McDonald's. I instantly realize that the McDonald's is nearby my school, and I have my wallet with me. Generally my Wednesdays aren't the healthiest as I come home and crave to turn on the deep fryer, eat leftovers or whatever. It just sucks that healthier meals don't appeal to me, except for simple salads with lettuce, pasta and pesto. I usually eat sandwiches with difficulty

I'm selfish in the way i see things. For example.... I constantly think "Eugh, why do i have to do this by myself, why can't people help me" but then when someone else is doing something, i'm like "Thank god i'm not doing that, i dont want to help" I'm a bad person.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50292780]Last week I discovered how to spend my money online, now I wanna go crazy and buy all kinds of stupid shit[/QUOTE] Don't do it. It was a slippery slope for me.

I saw that one of my ex's just broke up with someone and they feel really down about it. For me, it made my day. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard. Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50298157]I really prefer spending money on others rather than myself. Idk it feels unusual[/QUOTE] when I buy a steam game I'm like I bought another piece of shit game I'll never play. but when I buy a game for a friend it's more like I bought this bitch fuck yeah.

I think to much, it's the only way to deal with not having much human contact, despite working at a gas station and talking to people all day.

I have an Altoids tin in my car filled with quarters. I call it "Obama" [sp]Because it's filled with CHANGE[/sp]

[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;50298243]I really need to find a way to eat healthier. My problem is that I can't stay off junk food if I want to eat between my breakfast, lunch and dinner. My breakfast includes having a single sandwich, lunch at school or work includes three sandwiches filled with whatever I can find in the fridge, and dinner what my mom cooks up. Difference however at Wednesdays is that I don't have lunch at school. I'm reading through my geology book while I'm really hungry, and the first thing I see when I turn the page is two fat fucks of children eating McDonald's. I instantly realize that the McDonald's is nearby my school, and I have my wallet with me. Generally my Wednesdays aren't the healthiest as I come home and crave to turn on the deep fryer, eat leftovers or whatever. It just sucks that healthier meals don't appeal to me, except for simple salads with lettuce, pasta and pesto. I usually eat sandwiches with difficulty[/QUOTE] Get rid of the deep fryer. Just throw it out. Try using tortillas instead of bread. Make little wraps instead of sandwiches. Buy nuts and fresh fruit for lunch. Get MyFitnessPal and start using it. Hunger is good. Drink more water. If you're hungry, drink water. Buy a good bottle and a charcoal filter to put on the sink, fill it up at least 4 times a day. Stop drinking non-diet soda.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50299171] Stop drinking non-diet soda.[/QUOTE] They aren't any better. In fact, I've heard their worse, in that they trick your body into trying to process sugar you haven't actually taken in, which increases the chance of other health complications.

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50298157]I really prefer spending money on others rather than myself. Idk it feels unusual[/QUOTE] My friend has a "Steamgirlfriend" which is for me somekinda cringe but i accept it, Since she is somekinda "Uber Otaku" and he an "what is anime guy" i though about something very diabolic. I gifted him Huniecam studios.

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;50298157]I really prefer spending money on others rather than myself. Idk it feels unusual[/QUOTE] "Altruism" is, I think, a word that would describe that. And it's not that unusual really. No one is going to donate $100 to a streamer (I've seen 1k donations too) if they weren't selfless. Making art for others which they end up liking motivates me to keep going and usually shows improvement since I spend extra effort on them. When I do stuff for myself, my standards are a lot lower because it's for little old me.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50299199]They aren't any better. In fact, I've heard their worse, in that they trick your body into trying to process sugar you haven't actually taken in, which increases the chance of other health complications.[/QUOTE] Ideally you stop drinking soda altogether but I tried that route and ended up cheating with regular soda a lot. The (debated) health complications from artificial sweeteners are not as dangerous as morbid obesity in the first place. If you can't resist soda, diet soda is still better for weight loss. All hail our lord and master CICO.

I rarely finish short stories because I'm worried that they aren't good enough. It doesn't help that half the time I post something on the internet there's someone who givesirrelevant advice that only makes me angry I even started in the first place. Two examples come to mind; I posted a story that was based around the inner-workings of an alien society that becomes horror over the course of reading. I was pretty proud of it. First piece of criticism I got? "Open with action". Wow, thanks for the life changing advice asshole, maybe I'll do that in an [I]action[/I] story sometime. Then there was this other guy who said "Real people would never behave this way." Good thing it's an alien society then, right dude? So that sort of thing happens and I use it as an excuse to be a lazy fuck and it becomes a viscous cycle of procrastination and emotions that I can only describe as "hurrrrrgh".

[QUOTE=Firecat;50300622]Diet soda is good dude! You see, I order 5 big macs and 3 large fries but I get a [B]diet[/B] soda, because I'm on a [B]diet[/B]! These people exist too. Do yourself a favor and just attempt to cut out all soda, regularly, Diet soda withdrawal will be as bad as attempting to stop drinking regular soda, you'll get bad headaches, etc. You want something carbonated? Go to your local grocery store and pick up some sparkling flavored water. Shits cash. You'll go back to soda and ask yourself why you ever drank this disgusting fizzy sugar water.[/QUOTE] Also if you just want something flavored squeeze a lemon/lime into a big thing of water and put it in your fridge. It's super refreshing and doesn't have the sugar that soda, or even juice, has in it.

I feel lonely and ignored.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50298898]I saw that one of my ex's just broke up with someone and they feel really down about it. For me, it made my day. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard. Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing[/QUOTE] If you laugh about someone threatening suicide when they've had a history of attempting it, you're a sick person.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50298898]I saw that one of my ex's just broke up with someone and they feel really down about it. For me, it made my day. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard. Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing[/QUOTE] Someone threatening suicide is really funny. Having to call the police on someone to save their life, isn't that hilarious? you're an asshole for posting this and you should be ashamed.

Where exactly are you getting the suicidal part from this?

[QUOTE=kilerabv;50300909]Where exactly are you getting the suicidal part from this?[/QUOTE] Because it was me who had to call the police.

Played some yu gi oh online, got my ass kicked by cards I had no idea even existed. I feel so damn old right now

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50300663]I feel lonely and ignored.[/QUOTE] You're not alone at being alone. I too feel lonely and ignored.