Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50335903]Mushrooms are pretty damn gross but if you can get over that they're a pretty good ingredient[/QUOTE] mushrooms are amazing take that back

Today marks the first time I've eaten a non-plain hamburger and enjoyed it. Even the pickle slices are tolerable.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;50337863]I can never lounge around the house or sleep in just underwear or even a shirt I need to always be in a shirt and bottoms just in case I have to run out of the house in a moment's notice for an emergency or something usually i'll just sleep in a basic white/grey/black tee and bball shorts or lounge pants[/QUOTE]Sleeping naked is true joy though

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50335851]I've never eaten a mushroom.[/QUOTE] I've also never eaten shellfish or egg.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50339373]Sleeping naked is true joy though[/QUOTE] I tried that once. The smell :sick:

[QUOTE=Otterman;50339479]I tried that once. The smell :sick:[/QUOTE] Smell? I hope you shower regularly...

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50339639]Smell? I hope you shower regularly...[/QUOTE] I shower every day in the morning, soap, shampoo, everything. Now that I think about it I did go on a 3 mile night hike that day so that probably was a factor in the smell. :v: I should try again sometime.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50339373]Sleeping naked is true joy though[/QUOTE] what if you were sleeping and a fire started in your house or your pet got out and you heard them howling or something like that. would you run out naked? what if you don't have time to get dressed i'm not trying to be a dick, just this is what I think about :p

[QUOTE=Catscratch;50339772]what if you were sleeping and a fire started in your house or your pet got out and you heard them howling or something like that. would you run out naked? what if you don't have time to get dressed i'm not trying to be a dick, just this is what I think about :p[/QUOTE] i would run out naked because tbh being naked is the least of my troubles when the house is fucking burning or grab some clothes along the way and put them on outside

[QUOTE=megafat;50337410]I'm incredibly slow to play or watch any of my backlog of movies and TV shows despite have a ton of free time.[/QUOTE] What even is Game of Thrones? Tolerable TV porn set in Middle Earth? I got an awful backlog. I haven't seen the entire first season of GoT, and all my friends talk about it. Games and movies I'm okay, but I don't follow TV shows too often unless it's some crazy new 24 episode anime my friends want me to see.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50339373]Sleeping naked is true joy though[/QUOTE] I can't do it for probably imaginary sanitary reasons. I shower every day like a good Christian but I still refuse to sleep butt naked.

I sleep naked every night except for Monday night, when my infant Nephew sleeps over. Tuesdays begin at about 6:30 with him pushing my door open and whispering very loudly "wake up sleepy, it's breakfast!"

[QUOTE=cyclocius;50340514]I sleep naked every night except for Monday night, when my infant Nephew sleeps over. Tuesdays begin at about 6:30 with him pushing my door open and whispering very loudly "wake up sleepy, it's breakfast!"[/QUOTE] nicer than my mother's way of waking me up she grabs the horn (note: an object that makes a fucking loud obnoxious noise when you blow into it, NOT my dick you sickos) and blows it right next to me reveille on cadet camps is more pleasant to wake up to

:snip: wrong thread lol

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50340648]nicer than my mother's way of waking me up she grabs the horn and blows it right next to me reveille on cadet camps is more pleasant to wake up to[/QUOTE] Not gonna lie, when I read the 2nd sentence I thought your mom sucked your dick every morning to wake you up.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50341075]Not gonna lie, when I read the 2nd sentence I thought your mom sucked your dick every morning to wake you up.[/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ get your head out of the gutter [t]http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1463529899.png[/t] this god forsaken thing well not this exact one but she's got an identical one which she uses

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50341132]jesus fucking christ get your head out of the gutter [t]http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1463529899.png[/t] this god forsaken thing well not this exact one but she's got an identical one which she uses[/QUOTE] it might not be your literal dick but I bet it still makes you horny

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50341214]it might not be your literal dick but I bet it still makes you horny[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1463530795.png[/IMG] you guys are seriously fucked i thought i was fucked but nah man this has opened up a whole new perspective for me

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50341308]what human possesses such a thing[/QUOTE] Nightmare's mom, I suppose

[QUOTE=Catscratch;50339772]what if you were sleeping and a fire started in your house or your pet got out and you heard them howling or something like that. would you run out naked? what if you don't have time to get dressed i'm not trying to be a dick, just this is what I think about :p[/QUOTE] People always make this argument, but why wouldn't you just grab your sheet or duvet to cover yourself up and run out? It's covering me anyway when I sleep. You don't have to run out buck naked. Nothing comes close to the freedom of sleeping naked.

I've actually gotten really bored of listening to music. I find myself listening to podcasts or Youtube videos most of the time instead. Maybe I just need new stuff to listen to.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50337797]Lately I've reduced my "at home" attire to just briefs because most of the time there's barely anybody else here at times.[/QUOTE] I own a shortish dress just for these occasions. Like if no one is going to come over/see me or whatever and its really hot I'll just wear the dress and some briefs or very short shorts. Airy as fuck. Also the dress is pretty bomb and I look good in it anyways...

[QUOTE=simzboy;50341704]I've actually gotten really bored of listening to music. I find myself listening to podcasts or Youtube videos most of the time instead. Maybe I just need new stuff to listen to.[/QUOTE] Maybe try finding something in another language. Then fall in love with it and spend years learning it so you can understand them. Suddenly you are bilingual.

I've been in the works of writing an Indiana Jones/Godzilla crossover :pudge:

I immediately hang up all calls that I don't have caller id for

[QUOTE=helifreak;50341860]Maybe try finding something in another language. Then fall in love with it and spend years learning it so you can understand them. Suddenly you are bilingual.[/QUOTE] and don't pick klingon

I see so many weird people in public transport that I made a tumblr blog for it

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50342666]I see so many weird people in public transport that I made a tumblr blog for it[/QUOTE] gonna link us to it?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50341868]I've been in the works of writing an Indiana Jones/Godzilla crossover :pudge:[/QUOTE] Eh why not, as long as you justify Godzilla as being some ancient god or something.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50341868]I've been in the works of writing an Indiana Jones/Godzilla crossover :pudge:[/QUOTE] i didnt know i wanted this until just now