Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

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I fucking don't know what to do with people

I.....like fedoras. I'm sorry.

I have like a phobia of authority. Police officers, government, all that shit. They spook the shit out of me. Even when I was a kid getting called up to the front office in school would always make me want to turn and run.

When I was 8, I was really good at math. After the summer vaction that year, I forgot all about it. It never recovered.

i get almost pathetically happy and fuzzy inside when anyone (even but usually online too) pays attention to me or notices me/talks to me I'm not hungry for attention or begging for friends and I'm honestly fine on my own but when attention is given I fawn over it on the inside

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50354696]I have like a phobia of authority. Police officers, government, all that shit. They spook the shit out of me. Even when I was a kid getting called up to the front office in school would always make me want to turn and run.[/QUOTE] I have exactly the opposite. I have a fetish for authority. Counter-terrorists, militarized police (I fucking love seeing local police wearing armor, driving armored vehicles and carrying grenade launchers), non corrupt government and being dominated (I'm a submissive guy). When I was a kid I was constantly called up to the principal's office because I would beat up bullies and other annoying kids who tried to attack me/insulted me. I got in trouble but I did it to defend myself. [editline]19th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Catscratch;50354891]i get almost pathetically happy and fuzzy inside when anyone (even but usually online too) pays attention to me or notices me/talks to me I'm not hungry for attention or begging for friends and I'm honestly fine on my own but when attention is given I fawn over it on the inside[/QUOTE] Getting attention is awesome. It's a hit or miss for me, really. When people pay attention to me I feel a lot better with myself and tend to have a lot more fun. When people ignore me I start to slowly get angry or sad to the point where I just isolate myself and feel terrible Sometimes I feel like a respected member of society and sometimes I feel like my therapist is probably the only person who will ever listen to me.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50353901]Don't worry, [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1506428&p=49923442&viewfull=1#post49923442"]there is only one wrong way to wipe an ass[/URL][/QUOTE] What's wrong with it what the fuck come on

[QUOTE=TraxInfo;50354960]What's wrong with it what the fuck[/QUOTE] Oh boy.

Leave that guy alone. I would do the same if I ran out of paper. I'll fight you all.

the weirdest shit just happened to me i lost my sharp guitar pick, despite it being there a day earlier. not wanting to use my old dull one, i look all across my desk, the main front part where i leave my meals and drinks/rest my arms, the back, below, under, the top section but nope, not there. i grab my dull pick, and look down. there, in the spot i literally looked a moment ago, where swiped with my hands, and felt nothing/saw nothing, was my sharp pick. it literally appeared out of thin air right in the center of my vision. what the fuck

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50355040]Leave that guy alone. I would do the same if I ran out of paper. I'll fight you all.[/QUOTE] There's a difference between doing it if you ran out of paper and doing it instead of using paper

[QUOTE=hoodoo456;50355265]There's a difference between doing it if you ran out of paper and doing it instead of using paper[/QUOTE]I'm p sure the philippines don't have paper

[QUOTE=bloboo;50355326]then lets go colonize them savages and give them toilet paper in exchange for furs and other precious objects[/QUOTE] Trading 10,000 toilet paper rolls for Philippine gf

I know I'm literally weeks late to the discussion on money spent on valve's cosmetic items, but here's a confession about that sorta stuff anyway: For almost 7 years now I've had a Bill's hat, received for pre-ordering left 4 dead 2. I haven't painted it, named it, or really touched it in any way. My friends always try to push me to sell it or something, but for some reason I get a kick out of doing absolutely nothing to it. So it remains in my inventory, unaltered. I haven't even played TF2 in years.

I'm overthinking about the times I've goofed up at work and worry that it'll affect my pay or how management sees me.

[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;50355436']I know I'm literally weeks late to the discussion on money spent on valve's cosmetic items, but here's a confession about that sorta stuff anyway: For almost 7 years now I've had a Bill's hat, received for pre-ordering left 4 dead 2. I haven't painted it, named it, or really touched it in any way. My friends always try to push me to sell it or something, but for some reason I get a kick out of doing absolutely nothing to it. So it remains in my inventory, unaltered. I haven't even played TF2 in years.[/QUOTE] I still have my bill's hat even when I rarely play tf2 anymore.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50355584]I'm overthinking about the times I've goofed up at work and worry that it'll affect my pay or how management sees me.[/QUOTE] Don't worry i think this is a really common thought that goes through peoples mind. Like i constantly think whenever i do one wrong thing i'm like "omg they're gonna fire me, i'm doomed!"

I know it's dumb, but i honestly can't respect people with receding chins.

I hate thinking about not buying bitcoins when I could have because of all the news thread posted on FP before, during, and after that huge surge years back

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;50357248]I hate thinking about not buying bitcoins when I could have because of all the news thread posted on FP before, during, and after that huge surge years back[/QUOTE] But at the same time if you did that your could've been targeted in a very poorly planned heist

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;50357248]I hate thinking about not buying bitcoins when I could have because of all the news thread posted on FP before, during, and after that huge surge years back[/QUOTE] I bought 1000 when the price was something around $0.10. Sold at $1.00. Win some, lose most.

[QUOTE=Froducish;50353665]How were you doing it?[/QUOTE] Back and forth until there's no more...uh...debris

About after a year decide to shave face silky smooth, get called miss very next day, it sure is a struggle to be a man.

Usually I make dinner for one and drink wine for three

[QUOTE=greeley;50344268]This is literally the best lemonade in the world, nobody can top it and nobody can convince me that its horrible. [IMG]https://aaeurope-localedge1.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/san-pellegrino-limonata-yellow-can-24x330ml.jpg[/IMG] Fight me[/QUOTE] [img]http://heroboy.com/images/blood%20orange%20pellegrino.jpg[/img] this is the superior beverage.

I'm a terrible and pathetic person. The more I think about it the more I feel disappointed on myself.

I (occasionally) design and spread conspiracy theorist infographics and judge how widespread they are by checking in on conspiracy theorist communities and seeing how badly artefacted they get as they are saved and spread on.

today i found out i'm stupid enough to accidentally flush my phone down the toilet

[QUOTE=Blazedol;50365519]today i found out i'm stupid enough to accidentally flush my phone down the toilet[/QUOTE] How do you have a phone small enough to flush down a toilet?