Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50365533]How do you have a phone small enough to flush down a toilet?[/QUOTE] If it's not a smartphone, it can fit.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50364222]I (occasionally) design and spread conspiracy theorist infographics and judge how widespread they are by checking in on conspiracy theorist communities and seeing how badly artefacted they get as they are saved and spread on.[/QUOTE] Please share some.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50364222]I (occasionally) design and spread conspiracy theorist infographics and judge how widespread they are by checking in on conspiracy theorist communities and seeing how badly artefacted they get as they are saved and spread on.[/QUOTE] Are you to blame for the "Finland doesn't exist" one

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50365719]Are you to blame for the "Finland doesn't exist" one[/QUOTE] but... it doesn't exist tho? [editline]21st May 2016[/editline] plz disregard my flag dog don't come here there's nothing to see here. just ocean.

My most recent pics on a fetish website, which were taken when I was [sp]pouring a bunch of oil and shaving foam over a pair of rain pants while wearing them[/sp], made me the user of the day on that website and I got free VIP membership for a day. I feel like I've achieved something good and I'm quite proud of myself. Also, it feels quite liberating to talk about this on a public internet forum.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;50365685]Please share some.[/QUOTE] I'd rather not share ones still being spread around (I'm also kind of self conscious of most of my work), but I have a shitty parody I made for a Danish friend that I'm comfortable with sharing. It's pretty long winded. [t]https://i.imgur.com/yenDzph.png[/t] [QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50365719]Are you to blame for the "Finland doesn't exist" one[/QUOTE] Sadly, no, but I wish I could have been. I like dealing mostly with adding onto existing conspiracy theories or slightly modifying existing infographics, usually just adding a pixel somewhere so I be sure it's my version spreading out.

[QUOTE=The golden;50365907]You have picked the strangest of websites to register on to solely talk about your sexual adventures... [t]http://puu.sh/p09Ep/e9c6c47444.png[/t] Might I suggest Fetlife instead?[/QUOTE] It might be someone's alt account too take that to consideration.

[QUOTE=The golden;50365907]You have picked the strangest of websites to register on to solely talk about your sexual adventures... [t]http://puu.sh/p09Ep/e9c6c47444.png[/t] Might I suggest Fetlife instead?[/QUOTE] I already have a Fetlife account. [QUOTE=Combine 177;50365925]It might be someone's alt account too take that to consideration.[/QUOTE] This is indeed an alt account. I'm a coward and would never confess this on my main account.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50365824]I'd rather not share ones still being spread around (I'm also kind of self conscious of most of my work), but I have a shitty parody I made for a Danish friend that I'm comfortable with sharing. It's pretty long winded. [t]https://i.imgur.com/yenDzph.png[/t] [/QUOTE] Nice, almost made me go out and start a demonstration.

I'm one of the weirdos who doesn't care how much foul trash I say on my main account. I have one account and one only.

i met my girlfriend through a livestream of a fetish artist

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;50366605]i met my girlfriend through a livestream of a fetish artist[/QUOTE] So you guys just hit it off in chat? How does this even work and why would you meet someone you met in a fetish livestream

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;50366701]So you guys just hit it off in chat? How does this even work and why would you meet someone you met in a fetish livestream[/QUOTE] tbh it'd be a really good place to meet someone because that way you both have the same fetish which works perfectly

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;50366701]So you guys just hit it off in chat? How does this even work and why would you meet someone you met in a fetish livestream[/QUOTE] we began talking because somebody asked "boobs or butts" in the stream and we were the only two people to say "butts" given those circumstances it quickly developed into exactly what you think

The Assman and the Asswoman meet and fall in love. A love story for the ages.

The only weird fetish i have that I can think of is lactation.

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50366149]I already have a Fetlife account. This is indeed an alt account. I'm a coward and would never confess this on my main account.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this person seems harmless. To be honest I kinda like your confessions, they're extremely weird and wild, but I love them at the same time for some reason.

my past 3 (or 4 if you count a sudden loss of 100 posts) post milestones have been in the catgirl megathread i have also made 9000 posts on this forum. where did my life go wrong...

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;50368255]Embrace what you're becoming.[/QUOTE] embracing being a weeb is one thing embracing being a frequent poster on facepunch? lord have mercy

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50368265]embracing being a weeb is one thing embracing being a frequent poster on facepunch? lord have mercy[/QUOTE] eternal damnation

I like the art-style of anime but I don't watch and generally very much hate anime. I think I just like the colors. Bright colors are pretty.

[QUOTE=someone101001;50368560]Okay sometimes I eat raw steaks and stuff in secret[/QUOTE] Whoa there pardner I dont think eating raw stuff is exactly healthy

[QUOTE=Kyle902;50367445]The only weird fetish i have that I can think of is lactation.[/QUOTE] I don't see it as weird since I've much weirder/worse fetishes out there.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50368839]I don't see it as weird since I've much weirder/worse fetishes out there.[/QUOTE] Elaborate

When I play games, I narrate it mentally as if I'm commenting in a let's play video.

[QUOTE=someone101001;50368560]Okay sometimes I eat raw steaks and stuff in secret[/QUOTE] People don't cook steak just for shits n giggles, you cook steak to get all the super nasty and dangerous bacteria out fyi

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50366860]tbh it'd be a really good place to meet someone because that way you both have the same fetish which works perfectly[/QUOTE] This would okay but in some cases would just make me uncomfortable

[QUOTE=The golden;50368953]I'll PM you mine if you're curious. You won't feel so bad about yours anymore. v:v:v[/QUOTE] PM me this, I'm admittedly curious this kind of shit is something I'm always curious about [editline]e[/editline] fuck it this is an open offer to the thread if you have some fetish confession you want to tell someone but you don't want to tell everyone, feel free to PM me, I am super down to hear about it :v:

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50369566]PM me this, I'm admittedly curious this kind of shit is something I'm always curious about [editline]e[/editline] fuck it this is an open offer to the thread if you have some fetish confession you want to tell someone but you don't want to tell everyone, feel free to PM me, I am super down to hear about it :v:[/QUOTE] I like heterosexual sex... God, why must I be so different... What's wrong with me?!

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50369616]I like heterosexual sex... God, why must I be so different... What's wrong with me?![/QUOTE] What are you, fucking gay?