Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot

[I'm Jon]

Only steak that's good is a well done one.

[Jrose14]

you guys are a bunch of nerds, who cares about steak

let's all get back to posting our embarrassing fetishes

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50373638]you guys are a bunch of nerds, who cares about steak

let's all get back to posting our embarrassing fetishes[/QUOTE]

what if steaks are my embarassing fetish?

[G-Man]

I think the Elmo and Bert strips are really fun. You know which ones I'm talking about. The ones where the caption is something incredibly absurd and inappropriate.

[MeowMeow]

The idea of being waterboarded by someone who loves me or someone I like really turns me on for some reason.
I wouldn't mind being waterboarded, raped and treated like an animal. Like if someone put a collar with a leash on me and then pulled it and forced me to sexually please like a pet being abused.

Also

I really enjoy grinding in videogames. I love doing silly, stupid quests over and over to get gear and in multiplayer games like Battlefield I purposely switch to the losing team because winning is never as fun as losing.

[FiveEyes]

Furries genuinely scare me.

[Loctopus]

Atleast you're not scared of heights.

That being said I'm scared of heights.

[FiveEyes]

[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;50373768]Atleast you're not scared of heights.

That being said I'm scared of heights.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'm also scared of heights. I have an urge to jump of of heights that would FOR SURE kill me anytime I'm near them. I have no idea why, but I know other people have this same weird feeling to.

I don't let myself go near high places.

[Jaguar]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50373727]The idea of being waterboarded by someone who loves me or someone I like really turns me on for some reason.
I wouldn't mind being waterboarded[/QUOTE]

You say that now, but reality is very different from fantasy.

[Vmonkey]

[QUOTE=The golden;50373399]PM'd everyone who asked for one, unless I missed someone. Lemme know.

Also I don't like Steak no matter what the cooking level is. It's just...not my first choice of meat I guess.[/QUOTE]

what are you PM'ing?
Whatever it is, i'm indifferent, sign me up

[Otterman]

I get more afraid of heights when I look up instead of looking down.

Since my balance goes all over the place. Even when I'm only like 5 feet off the ground.

[MeowMeow]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50373840]You say that now, but reality is very different from fantasy.[/QUOTE]

That's why I think that it should be someone I know or someone who knows me .
Because that way I can tell them to stop and it would be a safer experience.

I believe that's my most fucked up confession so far.

[Euskalduna]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50373638]you guys are a bunch of nerds, who cares about steak

let's all get back to posting our embarrassing fetishes[/QUOTE]

I'm in the uncomfortable position of despising body "positivity" and fat activism but also having a weight gain and chubby girl fetish.

Hlep

[MeowMeow]

I don't know how to run so I always look weird or strange while running and that's why I avoid running.

I walk, jump and even dance, but never run because then people will make fun of me for it. What's the proper way to run in public without being made fun of? Do people ever understand the concept of getting to places faster?

[Dragan.Marik]

[QUOTE=FiveEyes;50373740]Furries genuinely scare me.[/QUOTE]

Boo~

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50373638]you guys are a bunch of nerds, who cares about steak

let's all get back to posting our embarrassing fetishes[/QUOTE]

Even though I'd call myself a robosexual since I've fallen so far off the deep end it's not funny, I would never associate myself with the ASFR crowd. Those people are creepy motherfuckers.

[myon]

I am very much attached to my cat to the point where I consider him a brother.

[homosapien69]

I find the only way to feel validated when I'm not out with my friends is staying in a teamspeak with my "internet friends" who treat me like shit.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50374074]I don't know how to run so I always look weird or strange while running and that's why I avoid running.

I walk, jump and even dance, but never run because then people will make fun of me for it. What's the proper way to run in public without being made fun of? Do people ever understand the concept of getting to places faster?[/QUOTE]

I was told I run like Edd

Now whenever I run I always realize how true it is and start losing my shit and can't go on.

[MeowMeow]

When I was a kid every time I fell or hit myself by accident I would laugh and cry at the same time.

[Nomad]

I don't like steaks but i'll never turn down a burger.

[Da Space Core]

im not rich at all but my family is very stable financially and it makes me uncomfortable to think about, especially since my friends are not in the same situation

[DerpyBone]

I Prefer Right Hand Drive Over Left

[Jaguar]

If I see three or more cars in a drive-thru, I prefer going inside to get my food

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50375442]If I see three or more cars in a drive-thru, I prefer going inside to get my food[/QUOTE]

Working at Wendy's has shown me that the drive-thru is usually more crowded and busy compared to eating inside the restaurant. Especially during lunch rushes.

[Bordey]

[QUOTE=nomad1;50375147]I don't like steaks but i'll never turn down a burger.[/QUOTE]

Proper steaks aren't my thing, but steaks made out of ground meat are great.

[greeley]

I could never be a vegetarian. I love meat way too much.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=FiveEyes;50373740]Furries genuinely scare me.[/QUOTE]

:frown:

[QUOTE=The golden;50373399]PM'd everyone who asked for one, unless I missed someone. Lemme know.
[/QUOTE]

I'm a nosy fuck. Give me those sweet, sweet secrets. :v:

[SuperPlamz]

i want to be in the super dooper secrets club too

[MeowMeow]

[QUOTE=da space core;50375234]im not rich at all but my family is very stable financially and it makes me uncomfortable to think about, especially since my friends are not in the same situation[/QUOTE]

I don't think you should feel uncomfortable for having a financially stable family, I mean, just because someone's parents have cash it doesn't mean they are spoiled.

For some time my family was a little more than stable, my cousins would think I was being spoiled by my father since we had everything we wanted but they were completely unaware that our family, at the least from the side of of my father, wasn't always like that.

When my grandfather came into the city his family lived in one of the most fucked up parts of the city, a place plagued with criminals, my father grew up in a difficult financial situation but he never gave in, he worked hard, studied and eventually ended up getting a good job. He just wanted the best for his family and that's how we got out of that shithole and moved to the place where we live right now.

However, money affected my dad in some way. When dad lived with us he always bought me through gifts and stuff, he thought that by giving me stuff and keeping me at home, safe, no one would bother me and I wouldn't cause danger, but that wasn't the case. Dad was also slowly losing his mind, he cheated on mom several times and constantly lied for no reason, then we lost a lot of cash and now we're kinda broke because of him.

It's weird, one day your dad wants to give you everything and make your life easier so you don't struggle. The next day he tells you "you're a fucking spoiled little brat, my dad never gave me cash for college. I didn't even went to college and look how successful I am".

Yeah my dad was very weird
"Never be criminal, life will always make you pay for what you do", and then he proceeds to explain me how to rip off the water company by changing the tubes.

"It's never okay to rip people off, especially people who are into the same business as you are" and then he asks me to help him out selling some 'equipment' to people for high prices and through not-so-legal means.

tl:dr
Money affected my dad a lot more than me.