Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

Took down a road sign last night, was driving 50kmh in the storm. Generally that's a safe speed because most of our cars don't aquaplan until at least 80. When I felt the loss in control I slammed on the brakes, the car's ABS isn't what you'd call functional so the brakes locked up anyway and took me straight off the road and into the sign. Surprisingly after wedging the sign out from under the car I was able to drive out and the only damage was a broken plastic grill. Went to chill with my friends at a hookah bar afterwards and had a good laugh about it. Rip road sign tho.

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50381183]When I play games I mentally narrate them like if I was on a stream[/QUOTE] I occasionally do this, other narration styles include me as a future traveler explaining the game to a man of the past (10, 20, 50 and 200 years ago) and pretending I'm revealing it at E3 with ridiculous marketing talk

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;50381670]I occasionally do this, other narration styles include me as a future traveler explaining the game to a man of the past (10, 20, 50 and 200 years ago) and pretending I'm revealing it at E3 with ridiculous marketing talk[/QUOTE] Jesus I do both of these. Out loud.

Posted this once my girlfriend is into whips because i made a joke, yesterday she whiped a lot harder then usually, some tears dropped but atleast she didnt noticed...

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50381183]When I play games I mentally narrate them like if I was on a stream[/QUOTE] I used to do this out loud. I was caught once and never did it since.

I never wash my underwear. [sp]Because I don't own any and never have, I just wear baggy clothes so nobody can see my balls.[/sp]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50382604]I never wash my underwear. [sp]Because I don't own any and never have, I just wear baggy clothes so nobody can see my balls.[/sp][/QUOTE] that must be extremely uncomfortable

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50382604]I never wash my underwear. [sp]Because I don't own any and never have, I just wear baggy clothes so nobody can see my balls.[/sp][/QUOTE] I swear theres some scientific evidence or something revealing why its very important to use underwaear for health reasons

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50382604]I never wash my underwear. [sp]Because I don't own any and never have, I just wear baggy clothes so nobody can see my balls.[/sp][/QUOTE] So how do you deal with your mating stick popping out on men/women

[QUOTE=MechaKat;50382721]So how do you deal with your mating stick popping out on men/women[/QUOTE] I leave my mating stick at home in the cupboard.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50382748]I leave my mating stick at home in the cupboard.[/QUOTE] That awkward moment when your mother picks up your mating stick thinking its a frankfurter

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50382216]Why do they exist then?[/QUOTE] I don't know.

Because i haven't cried for a good 7-8 years... Whenever i laugh really hard, it turns into some sort of crying breakdown.

I just accidentally lobbed a bare corncob over my fence and into my neighbours' garden

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50383104]I just accidentally lobbed a bare corncob over my fence and into my neighbours' garden[/QUOTE] Soon their corn fields will blossom or whatever corn does.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;50383111]Soon their corn fields will blossom or whatever corn does.[/QUOTE] It was completely eaten. I am very thorough with my corncobs

I'm one of the most loved people on a fetish website. It's based on content ratings and is determined on a monthly basis. I'm the 9th most loved out of 12 on a site with over 35k registered users. So if everything else fails for me in life, I can be proud of that I'm apparently a great fetish content producer. If that's even something to be openly proud about... Also, I can say that I'm a self-proclaimed stain removal expert when it comes to removing cum and non-bodily substances from clothing. It's amazing how many types of substances can be removed with shampoo and warm water. [sp]The cleanup process is great because soapy and wet clothing is shiny and hot as fuck so the fun doesn't stop when I run out of messy substances[/sp]. Shampoo and warm water is very effective against oil stains and yogurt stains if used immediately. I'd link all my stuff here but since I know people on Facepunch in real life, I don't want to risk having the backgrounds in my photos identified by them. Things like furniture and rooms can easily be identified by these people.

I detest Valve's business practices overall but I fucking love Steam badges. It's huge hypocrisy but if I could afford it, I'd get all the cards and badges I could for my Steam profile.

[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50384132]I detest Valve's business practices overall but I fucking love Steam badges. It's huge hypocrisy but if I could afford it, I'd get all the cards and badges I could for my Steam profile.[/QUOTE] Every time I have some leftover cash in my steam wallet, I just blow it on trading cards.

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50384118]I'm one of the most loved people on a fetish website. It's based on content ratings and is determined on a monthly basis. I'm the 9th most loved out of 12 on a site with over 35k registered users. So if everything else fails for me in life, I can be proud of that I'm apparently a great fetish content producer. If that's even something to be openly proud about... Also, I can say that I'm a self-proclaimed stain removal expert when it comes to removing cum and non-bodily substances from clothing. It's amazing how many types of substances can be removed with shampoo and warm water. [sp]The cleanup process is great because soapy and wet clothing is shiny and hot as fuck so the fun doesn't stop when I run out of messy substances[/sp]. Shampoo and warm water is very effective against oil stains and yogurt stains if used immediately. I'd link all my stuff here but since I know people on Facepunch in real life, I don't want to risk having the backgrounds in my photos identified by them. Things like furniture and rooms can easily be identified by these people.[/QUOTE] Does the clean up process remove the smell? Also, does it work with blood stains? This could be useful for me

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50384663]Does the clean up process remove the smell? Also, does it work with blood stains? This could be useful for me[/QUOTE] Blood I don't know, it depends on the fabric. Most substances should clean out of polyester, nylon and such in the washing machine if nothing else works. And it will smell like the soap you use smells. But I don't really use any smelly substances to get messy with. And cleaning is easier when the stains are fresh. If you let it dry up, it might be harder to clean.

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50384118]I'm one of the most loved people on a fetish website. It's based on content ratings and is determined on a monthly basis. I'm the 9th most loved out of 12 on a site with over 35k registered users.[/QUOTE] So out of 12 "producers", you're 9th...? The real question is what's the fetish.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50384722]So out of 12 "producers", you're 9th...? The real question is what's the fetish.[/QUOTE] Yup, 12 out of 35k get picked and I'm 9th. For me at least, that's a great achievement because I rarely win stuff and/or get on top x users lists and such. And the fetish is wet and messy in clothes.

[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50384132]I detest Valve's business practices overall but I fucking love Steam badges. It's huge hypocrisy but if I could afford it, I'd get all the cards and badges I could for my Steam profile.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to get level 5 Nekopara badges. They're fucking expensive though.

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50384761]Yup, 12 out of 35k get picked and I'm 9th. For me at least, that's a great achievement because I rarely win stuff and/or get on top x users lists and such. And the fetish is wet and messy in clothes.[/QUOTE] Do you get money for it or can you get money from it? If you're a woman, it seems like this would be a good way to get lots of cash

[QUOTE=Tinter;50382601]I used to do this out loud. I was caught once and never did it since.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zezibesh;50381670]I occasionally do this, other narration styles include me as a future traveler explaining the game to a man of the past (10, 20, 50 and 200 years ago) and pretending I'm revealing it at E3 with ridiculous marketing talk[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Shalaska;50381314]Oh good, I'm not the only insane one.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=psychofox67;50381226]HOLY FUCK I DO THE SAME THING[/QUOTE] Never though so many people would do the same

[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50385294]Never though so many people would do the same[/QUOTE] I always like to pretend that I look at the camera whenever I die or something funny happens in-game. I also imagine my own nickname.

im the best poster in this webzone

Twitch shooters are too fast for me. I can't play one for more than 30 min without feeling sick.

I've listened to [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fclEtsnNN0I"]this[/URL] like 30 times already why do I like it that much