Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=SHITINMYASS;50385564]im the best poster in this webzone[/QUOTE] okay mr.SHITINMYASS

Like a child I still like to make fun of people's names for shits and giggles. And its equally fantastic that in this mixup of a country you tend to get names from different languages/cultures mixed together. Like recently I met a guy named Ken and Chee as his surname. And because putting your surname forwards is not an uncommon thing it becomes Chee Ken. Or chicken. Whats more amazing is that some people like to use their full name as a company name. There is a funeral parlour in a town in the outskirt named after a guy named "Fook Hin Soon" Which is fucking amazing because if a young guy died I guess you can say he went to Fook Hin Soon. [sp]I also love and enjoy shitty pun jokes[/sp]

If I had the choice between dying of starvation or resorting to cannibalism, I would choose the former without a doubt.

You can say that now but what if you happen to end up in some desolate area with no available food? Iirc there was this plane crash in some pineland and the survivors eventually had to eat their deceased comrades to survive. In moments like that, you do anything you can to survive.

[QUOTE=adam1172;50387279]Like a child I still like to make fun of people's names for shits and giggles. And its equally fantastic that in this mixup of a country you tend to get names from different languages/cultures mixed together. Like recently I met a guy named Ken and Chee as his surname. And because putting your surname forwards is not an uncommon thing it becomes Chee Ken. Or chicken. Whats more amazing is that some people like to use their full name as a company name. There is a funeral parlour in a town in the outskirt named after a guy named "Fook Hin Soon" Which is fucking amazing because if a young guy died I guess you can say he went to Fook Hin Soon. [sp]I also love and enjoy shitty pun jokes[/sp][/QUOTE] In Buffalo there's a funeral home called Amigone.

Don't people start doing extreme shit they would never do otherwise once they start starving? Hunger has a way of fucking with you.

Yeah, one time I got so hungry I cooked a potato, but then I realized I hate potatoes so I cooked spaghetti instead and dumped the potato into the toilet.

[QUOTE=Drury;50388049]Yeah, one time I got so hungry I cooked a potato, but then I realized I hate potatoes so I cooked spaghetti instead and dumped the potato into the toilet.[/QUOTE] is this a metaphor for abortion

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50388058]is this a metaphor for abortion[/QUOTE] no just potato

I would be up for eating human meat even if I wasn't starving. Mostly if it was harvested in morally okay situations, such as lab grown meat or a friend would ask me to have a taste of his arm after it gets amputated or something.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50388076]I would be up for eating human meat even if I wasn't starving. Mostly if it was harvested in morally okay situations, such as lab grown meat or a friend would ask me to have a taste of his arm after it gets amputated or something.[/QUOTE] man you must have some intense friends "Hey dude I had the craziest idea, I juggled grenades. Wanna try what my arm tastes like?"

This one of your buddies? [URL="https://www.vice.com/read/this-guy-ate-his-own-hip-for-an-art-project"]https://www.vice.com/read/this-guy-ate-his-own-hip-for-an-art-project[/URL]

So i've been given like 3 days to do this Mailing Teaser for this company, i finished it within the first day and its already been the 2nd day and now i'm starting to think i was meant to do more than i've done and i feel like i've left it too long to ask if there was more i was meant to do. I know i work pretty quickly but i feel quite skittish since the boss is the creative director and hes going to be having a look at what i've done in about 2 hours time.

Well I mean I did read the unnecessarily detailed Wikipedia article for the Rothenburg butcher and I was damn near close to vomiting afterwards. I've no problem eating animal meat as long as I know where it came from, but anything from a human will go straight into the trash.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50388076]I would be up for eating human meat even if I wasn't starving. Mostly if it was harvested in morally okay situations, such as lab grown meat or a friend would ask me to have a taste of his arm after it gets amputated or something.[/QUOTE] If I ever get a limb amputated I would like them to freeze it so I can bring it home with me. I'd definitely make hamburger or a nice stew from my own flesh. I think it'd be a fascinating and (hopefully) once in a life time experience.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50388541]If I ever get a limb amputated I would like them to freeze it so I can bring it home with me. I'd definitely make hamburger or a nice stew from my own flesh. I think it'd be a fascinating and (hopefully) once in a life time experience.[/QUOTE] it's not the most hygienic of ideas

I hate 80% of the "friends" I know in real life, and only ever cared for a tight knit group of 4 or so friends. I probably would've been better off with the internet and the child parents aspire their kid to be. Also standing on any ladder taller than myself is terrifying, always feels like it's gonna tip and kill me instantly.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;50388742]I hate 80% of the "friends" I know in real life, and only ever cared for a tight knit group of 4 or so friends.[/QUOTE] Literally me throughout School + College. I had like 2 best friends and the rest were just there, even though we'd know each other well, i'd hate spending time with just them on their own.

[QUOTE=Svinnik;50385198]Do you get money for it or can you get money from it? If you're a woman, it seems like this would be a good way to get lots of cash[/QUOTE] Excuse the late reply but yes, you can earn money from it. One one site, you can fill out some kind of US tax form and then sell your videos. The site takes 30% from each sale you make though. But it would still be a great addition to my income from work. Too bad I still live at home and don't want any kind of US tax documents sent to my address that could reveal what kind of kinky stuff I do.

What the fuck is happening right now. :wow:

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50388541]If I ever get a limb amputated I would like them to freeze it so I can bring it home with me. I'd definitely make hamburger or a nice stew from my own flesh. I think it'd be a fascinating and (hopefully) once in a life time experience.[/QUOTE] What the ever loving fuck is this

Always thought if somehow reincarnation was real when you truly die you just instantly wake up as a baby being born some unspecified time in the future with no memories of the past life

I want to be reincarnated as a cat.

I'm not very religious, but I still believe in heaven, some people think I'm weird for that :pudge:

This thread scares me sometimes. But it's still better than WAYT.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;50388541]If I ever get a limb amputated I would like them to freeze it so I can bring it home with me. I'd definitely make hamburger or a nice stew from my own flesh. I think it'd be a fascinating and (hopefully) once in a life time experience.[/QUOTE] :scream:

[QUOTE=kijji;50389701]I'm not very religious, but I still believe in heaven, some people think I'm weird for that :pudge:[/QUOTE] It's not weird to believe in Heaven. I do.

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50388934]Excuse the late reply but yes, you can earn money from it. One one site, you can fill out some kind of US tax form and then sell your videos. The site takes 30% from each sale you make though. But it would still be a great addition to my income from work. Too bad I still live at home and don't want any kind of US tax documents sent to my address that could reveal what kind of kinky stuff I do.[/QUOTE] Maybe rent out a PO box?

People find me creepy.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50389983]It's not weird to believe in Heaven. I do.[/QUOTE] It's generally not weird to want to believe in something. I like to believe there's something after death. Heaven, Hell, reincarnation, whatever it is. Just something. It's mostly because I'm scared to death (no pun intended) of the idea, that when we die, that's just... it. Everything just goes black. Or white, or who knows what happens. I like to believe there's something after death because the unknown is truly frightening.