Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I feel like this girl I'm dating is way more into me than I am into her and that worries me because if it doesn't end up working out I don't want to break her heart

[QUOTE=bdd458;49786464]When I get married instead of the Wedding March or whatever its called I'm going to make sure its this song. [video=youtube;BjDaPOWdx6s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDaPOWdx6s[/video][/QUOTE] Who wouldn't want that for the wedding theme? Some loser? So for a related confession before more porn confessions seep through, I'd marry a rich woman if it meant that I didn't have to work again with the exception with at home, staying in shape, and still earning my degree along with keeping my hobbies. On top of that, she also has to be everything I'd like in a woman wayyy back in the "What do you find attractive" thread. I have weird standards for women :pudge:. Also part of the confession; the rich woman plan burrowed into my brain when I binge watched a certain popular short series on Blu Ray that I bought from a certain convention on Valentines Day weekend.

[QUOTE=The_Funk;49800589]There are certain posters who can't help but write fucking novels for posts. I gloss right over that shit since I can't be bothered to read anything that needs that many words to get the point across. I know that is a jerkass way to feel but can't help it. I wrote scientific papers for years, and those are written to be as concise as possible; using more words than [i]absolutely[/i] necessary to convey information was always the enemy. Now, I involuntarily get a twinge of annoyance at long text anywhere I see it.[/QUOTE] Sorry about that, business school trains you to write pages upon pages of pure unadulterated bullshit so I'm kind of trained to waste people's time :eng101:

[QUOTE=slayer20;49800605]Don't go to page 9 then some guy wrote his life story or something[/QUOTE] Yeah and don't read most of my posts too. I tend to write a fuckton.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;49801064]Unrelated, but for your ongoing competition thing, why not try a successful Italian-American business tactic from the prohibition era - murder[/QUOTE] Unfortunately the negotiations are now over so murder is a likely possibility, but not necessarily productive at this stage

Sometimes I forget to have breakfast or skip it, I sleep very late and never have lunch at college, then I complain when I wake up from sleeping 6 hours and still feel awful.

[QUOTE=greeley;49797146]I've always wanted to be a house husband at heart.[/QUOTE] so do I i'd clean the house (sometimes), make dinner, etc, etc i would not raise the kids though as i sincerely do not want kids.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49756636]okay remember how I said to remember the thread we are in? Fuck that. That dude fucked a lasagna. It's fine to jerk it to whatever you want but to actually go and [I]fuck a lasagna[/I][/QUOTE] I've once fucked a french hotdog where I'd take out the saucage and replace it with a different meat and sauce :v: Wasn't worth it, in fact was the dumbest I ever fapped with.

I was playing Kindred Spirit on the Roof, and I was at a lewd scene where they were making moaning voices. I had already gone through a couple scenes like this, but a thought popped into my head about how loud it was. I took my head phones off during a part of it and realized it was pretty fucking loud. My dad was like, one room away :v: I'm sure he couldn't hear it though. I think...

If White Mage was an option in all RPGs, I'd play that every time. [sp]One might call me a heal slut, but I'd like to think of it more as everyone is my bitch.[/sp]

my balls have a weird smell for some reason

[QUOTE=Wriok;49801917]my balls have a weird smell for some reason[/QUOTE] wash em lad. Anyway to contribute to this thread, I'd say I'm pretty jealous of my friend because he's getting invited to parties and such, don't get me wrong here, I don't hate that he's going to parties (in fact I'm happy that he is) but you know, I wish I could be at some parties, so I could maybe loosen up a bit and enjoy myself, maybe I just need to stop being so quiet around people.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49800980] Also part of the confession; the rich woman plan burrowed into my brain when I binge watched a certain popular short series on Blu Ray that I bought from a certain convention on Valentines Day weekend.[/QUOTE] I'm confused what this implies.

[QUOTE=Wriok;49801917]my balls have a weird smell for some reason[/QUOTE] Do you yank the snake without cleaning your self afterwards?

[QUOTE=matt000024;49801982]I'm confused what this implies.[/QUOTE] Check out my recent "Fast Anime" post. Kill la Kill is a pretty damn good anime.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49801989]Do you yank the snake without cleaning your self afterwards?[/QUOTE] i clean the mayonnaise off the anaconda, but leave the minimelons alone

[QUOTE=greeley;49797146]I've always wanted to be a house husband at heart.[/QUOTE] I would love to stay at home and take care of the house and work on crafts/wood working projects and such, either for my/my partner's liking or for commision works. It just seems like a pretty cozy way of living.

[QUOTE=slayer20;49801746]If White Mage was an option in all RPGs, I'd play that every time. [sp]One might call me a heal slut, but I'd like to think of it more as everyone is my bitch.[/sp][/QUOTE] this the main reason I play as White Mage in ffxiv and usually every other healing class in mmos.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49801642]i now have a LOT of chocolate 200G fruit and nut and this white chocolate[/QUOTE] Worthless

[QUOTE=bdd458;49786464]When I get married instead of the Wedding March or whatever its called I'm going to make sure its this song. [video=youtube;BjDaPOWdx6s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDaPOWdx6s[/video][/QUOTE] but really every wedding goes like this [video=youtube;Tj-GZJhfBmI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI[/video]

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49802991]this the main reason I play as White Mage in ffxiv and usually every other healing class in mmos.[/QUOTE] It's such a good feeling knowing that everyone else can't survive without you. It's also a great feeling to remind them of this when you let them drop :^)

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49803050]It might not be Whittakers 5 roll dairy but it's good enough.[/QUOTE] The best Whittakers one is that peanut butter one. Failing that, just the standard milk chocolate. Whittakers is probably some of the best chocolate I think I've ever had, actually, it rivals that fancy imported European stuff, and completely leaves Cadbury, etc in the dust.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49803124]:vomit:[/QUOTE] It's actually really good. But you wouldn't know anything about that. You like fruit and nut.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49803161]I did try it. It was oily as fuck and disgusting.[/QUOTE] All of Whittaker's stuff is oily, it has a pretty high fat content which is pretty much what makes it good. And there is nothing wrong with peanut butter unless its chunky.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49803207]Oh my god. Chunky peanut is the best. Samiam I thought you were better then this. :([/QUOTE] Chunky is alright but smooth is better. I'll cry if I hear another fruit-and-nut tier opinion from you, though. You better not like pulpy fruit juice.

I hate peanut butter.

I microwave my peanut butter covered toast slices so that the peanut butter melts and hardens the toast

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49803217]Chunky is alright but smooth is better. I'll cry if I hear another fruit-and-nut tier opinion from you, though. You better not like pulpy fruit juice.[/QUOTE] You dislike chunky peanut butter and pulpy juice? the fuck, man [editline]24th February 2016[/editline] Next you'll tell me that dark chocolate is bad

I also don't like hashbrowns or chicken nuggets. I'll eat chips (fries) if someone else buys them, but otherwise they're not great. I prefer just about every vegetable (especially broccoli, carrots, and corn) raw, and coffee without milk is basically undrinkable. And dark chocolate is bad. Chocolate should stay under 60% cocoa solids.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49803326]I also don't like hashbrowns or chicken nuggets. I'll eat chips (fries) if someone else buys them, but otherwise they're not great. I prefer just about every vegetable (especially broccoli, carrots, and corn) raw, and coffee without milk is basically undrinkable. And dark chocolate is bad. Chocolate should stay under 60% cocoa solids.[/QUOTE] im having a fucking stroke [editline]24th February 2016[/editline] Please tell me you at least like wine