Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I would do a large number extremely inappropriate things for people in order to own a small flock of chickens. I love chickens. They are the coolest goddamn animal.

Well, I'm going to die at some point anyways, might as well make the most out of my live before I leave. Being dead sounds boring. You can't do anything anymore so it's better to do everything you can do, listen to music, play video games, go to the beach, play with other people, drive cars, eat food, sleep, have dreams, write a journal, go to school and learn shit, make cash, have a job, dance. No one chooses to live, you just were given a ticket for free, you'd better make full of use of it because you'll never known when it will expire. Edit A confession. I always choose to play as a female character when available because I think girls are cool.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50393021]I would do a large number extremely inappropriate things for people in order to own a small flock of chickens. I love chickens. They are the coolest goddamn animal.[/QUOTE] That's a strange way to spell capybara.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50393021]I would do a large number extremely inappropriate things for people in order to own a small flock of chickens. I love chickens. They are the coolest goddamn animal.[/QUOTE] Do you happen to look like this by any chance? [IMG]https://my.mixtape.moe/msnhym.png[/IMG]

When I'm going to meet with a friend or someone I know at a specific location, as soon as I'm arriving I like to whisper to myself stuff like "Approaching the target" "Ready to engage" "Target spotted"

[QUOTE=kloaz;50393068]Do you happen to look like this by any chance? [IMG]https://my.mixtape.moe/msnhym.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm fuckin' telling you man, I'd suck a dozen dicks to get a flock of chickens

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50393101]I'm fuckin' telling you man, I'd suck a dozen dicks to get a flock of chickens[/QUOTE] So you'd suck cock to get cock?

[QUOTE=kloaz;50393137]So you'd suck cock to get cock?[/QUOTE] Is this a question or an offer because the answer is yes to both

I am the smartest person on this forum

[QUOTE=SHITINMYASS;50393528]I am the smartest person on this forum[/QUOTE] With a name like that I'm sure you are.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50393021]I would do a large number extremely inappropriate things for people in order to own a small flock of chickens. I love chickens. They are the coolest goddamn animal.[/QUOTE] Do you know anyone that has a flock of chickens or have been around one? They're kinda nasty and smell, eggs are tasty though.

lol this guy is eating my sperm Id just love if they thought that

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50393926]lol this guy is eating my sperm Id just love if they thought that[/QUOTE] Eggs aren't sperm. Anyways, when I was in high school I read Battlefield Earth and actually liked it. At the time I had literally no idea who Hubbard even was.

[QUOTE=Joekirk;50390609]Six years, and now we cross paths. Do we need to enter mortal combat now?[/QUOTE] k

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50393152]Is this a question or an offer because the answer is yes to both[/QUOTE] So uh... I managed to get my hands on a flock of chickens earlier...

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50394390]So uh... I managed to get my hands on a flock of chickens earlier...[/QUOTE] were they fluffy?

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50394390]So uh... I managed to get my hands on a flock of chickens earlier...[/QUOTE] Time and place asshole i want my feathered friendo

[QUOTE=bloboo;50393789]You made me really curious if a chicken would understand whats going on if you ate an egg infront of it, and if whether its their egg or another chicken's egg would make a difference to what its thinking, or its understanding of the situation.[/QUOTE] I've grown up with chickens, and the answer is very solidly no. If they do understand what you're doing, they don't care. Chickens will even commit cannibalism and eat their own eggs sometimes, so they probably want some of what you're having :v:

[QUOTE=hoodoo456;50395782]I've grown up with chickens, and the answer is very solidly no. If they do understand what you're doing, they don't care. Chickens will even commit cannibalism and eat their own eggs sometimes, so they probably want some of what you're having :v:[/QUOTE] Usually, people either separate or just flat out cull chickens that start eating eggs, since they're fairly voracious eaters.

[QUOTE=hoodoo456;50395782]I've grown up with chickens, and the answer is very solidly no. If they do understand what you're doing, they don't care. Chickens will even commit cannibalism and eat their own eggs sometimes, so they probably want some of what you're having :v:[/QUOTE] chickens are scary

[QUOTE=Zelle;50396240]chickens are scary[/QUOTE] You would probably be surprised how handful of animals eat their just born children if they feel threatened, even your most common pets cats and dogs can end up doing that.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50396240]chickens are scary[/QUOTE] Our chickens attracted rats and mice from the fields and woods our garden backed onto, which subsequently attracted fucking adders. Shovelling shit out of the chicken coop and finding a big snake on the end of the shovel was scarier than the chickens' occasional cannibalistic tendencies ever were :v:

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50395008]I like to down large amounts of water to suppress hunger[/QUOTE] This is the opposite of healthy. Just have a small snack. That being said, I used to smoke to suppress hunger when I was really poor.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50397096]This is the opposite of healthy. [/QUOTE] what does it do, then

I'm actually a pretty well known user on a certain illegal website which would get me banned if I actually mentioned it

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;50397429]what does it do, then[/QUOTE] Well you just fill your stomach with water so you don't feel hunger, that simple and it isn't healthy because eating is required to stay healthy.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50397563]Uh.. .[/QUOTE] Piracy. Not necessarily a big uploader overall, but i'm basically the only one who uploads the kind of files I do which makes me the go-to-person for it. Makes me feel a bit guilty sometimes but the creators of most of the stuff I upload actually embrace piracy

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;50397429]what does it do, then[/QUOTE] Gives your tract shit to do without giving it any energy to do it. Bad especially for liver. And you starve either way which already means some bits are dying and when you finally do eat, you'll have to use a lot of that to regenerate and won't gain any useful energy. Then you're tired and feel like shit because you're hurting yourself.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50397638]I wonder which gold are you.[/QUOTE] Hah! I'm blue! (and i'm pretty sure i'm friends with you on steam:cool:)

Chickens are crazy. On one hand theyre cute as a button, on the other hand they peck the living shit out of each other. My grandparents own three, they had to seperate the one on the lowest of the order because it was being pecked to death. I mean, theres orders across so many animals, but of the small animals, chicken and some other species of birds are the only species I can think of that almost kill each other. [editline]26th May 2016[/editline] Okay heres a confession Im 22 and never had a girlfriend lol Two classmates were discussing their wild love affair adventures. But to be honest I dont really care that I couldnt join the conversation. I have plenty of shit to worry about already, maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend would just drain me atm.