Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I'm still ashamed of getting banned once

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;50430317]I'm still ashamed of getting banned once[/QUOTE] I'm upset my perfect record got ruined and then the ban was reversed :saddowns: I wonder if we can still see peoples ban history on the new fp.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;50430317]I'm still ashamed of getting banned once[/QUOTE] :worried:

Sometimes I write a ton of drafts of a post before I actually post something. Sometimes I write and re-write a post(especially if it's a debate in a thread) 5-10 times.

I usually write numerous drafts but only for essays.

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[QUOTE=ejonkou;50431540]Sometimes I write a ton of drafts of a post before I actually post something. Sometimes I write and re-write a post(especially if it's a debate in a thread) 5-10 times.[/QUOTE] World's worst superpower: writing a Facepunch post and saying "fuck it" as you close the tab halfway through

[QUOTE=rider695;50430501] I wonder if we can still see peoples ban history on the new fp.[/QUOTE] I hope so!

[QUOTE=Snowmew;50431995]World's worst superpower: writing a Facepunch post and saying "fuck it" as you close the tab halfway through[/QUOTE] I swear like 10% of my potential posts just get aborted. Sometimes I go back and write it again later and then don't post it and repeat it like 4 times but it never comes out how I want. Even do drafts each time so I end up wasting like half an hour on what would be a 2 line post but end up with no post.

Once I went to an open house because I needed to pee and didn't want to use a public restroom.

i wanna start my own clothing line but im afraid that it'll not catch on and i'll be left without any money and no where to be

So this just popped into my memory and in retrospect all I can say is what the fuck. I was at my friends house when I was 17 (she was 15 or so at the time) and she had her boyfriend over. We smoked a bit and got high and then for some reason I cannot fathom we all went to her room and both of them had sex while I just sat there. In retrospect I sorta realize now that she was quite obviously very attracted to me (she wanted me to sleep over almost constantly, she only had one bed so we ended up sleeping in the same bed and she'd always start cuddling me and stuff while we slept) That is probably the weirdest situation I've ever found myself in and I guess I kinda just buried the memory for a couple of years until it just pinged up and made me start thinking about it again.

I shave my armpits.

But how

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;50433192]But how[/QUOTE] probably with a razor

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;50433192]But how[/QUOTE] Very carefully.

I use a razor. It doesn't hurt or itch or anything. Is it supposed to?

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50433936]I use a razor. It doesn't hurt or itch or anything. Is it supposed to?[/QUOTE] I think it's a high chance for ingrown hairs, though I don't know why compared to shaving with anything else. I confess that I can't find a way back into the dating game. I don't know if the reason why is because the last time I was in a relationship it messed me up since she kind of back-stabbed me or that my standards in a partner are too damn high. In spite of all this I'm a Love Guru-lite; my advice to my friends has helped them in their current relationships with their boyfriends/girlfriends for a long time now. I can help them, yet for some reason I can't help myself.

i've grown a nasty habit of pushing my body's limits as much as i can daily.

Once when I was incredibly drunk I arrived home pretty late and was insanely tired. I went to brush my teeth but dropped my toothbrush in to the toilet. I fished it out, rinsed it off and kept on brushing. I threw it out when I sobered up, but thinking about it to this day still makes me gag.

I'm shit posting to 50

[QUOTE=greeley;50429750]I think that Bisexuals are the alphas of the human race. Biological gender means nothing to them and they literally go for people that have attractive personalities. If everyone was actually bisexual, the world would be a much more equal place. God damn you Bisexuals are your amazingly open-minded lifestyle![/QUOTE] If I wanted to play grab-ass with someone I'd be more comfortable if the other person wasn't a dude.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;50430317]I'm still ashamed of getting banned once[/QUOTE] I've only been banned once i think, and it was for a week and it was for a complete misunderstanding. (I was accused of torrenting a game because i said i "downloaded it for free" but i meant i got it for free as a gift and then downloaded it) Tbf, it was kind of my fault for phrasing it so badly but the mod was being quite dickish about it too when i tried to reason with him.

I add a bit of salt to my honey sandwiches

I always add mayonnaise to my sandwich, never sour cream.

Why is taking a shit such a vulnerable thing? Like why are some of us embarrassed to go toilet and take a shit in a public place or at a work place? Its a natural thing and literally EVERYONE does it.

[QUOTE=greeley;50435400]Why is taking a shit such a vulnerable thing? Like why are some of us embarrassed to go toilet and take a shit in a public place or at a work place? Its a natural thing and literally EVERYONE does it.[/QUOTE] to be fair, public restrooms are so disgusting. It's like some people don't even know how wipe or even flush the damn thing.

[QUOTE=greeley;50435400]Why is taking a shit such a vulnerable thing? Like why are some of us embarrassed to go toilet and take a shit in a public place or at a work place? Its a natural thing and literally EVERYONE does it.[/QUOTE] Most of the time its because the public toilets are awful. I don't get the sentiment about work places though, as long as you clean up. I guess some people are afraid of getting shitstains on the toilet bowl perhaps?

I don't get that either. My guess is people are afraid of getting embarrassed or something. At my work it's not the case as we treat each others like friends, sort of. To give you an idea, next week Saturday we'll be having a BBQ with everyone at work (which is just five, me included).

I don't get the fear of "stinking up" or dirtying a public toilet. I spraypaint the bowl brown like a champ and leave people screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!" when they catch the scent, and there is nothing wrong with that.