Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50435564]I don't get the fear of "stinking up" or dirtying a public toilet. I spraypaint the bowl brown like a champ and leave people screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!" when they catch the scent, and there is nothing wrong with that.[/QUOTE] I must admit, depends on what mentality i have at the times. Sometimes when i'm confident, i'll go for a shit at work, i don't care about the sound its causes of me opening the gates of hell out of my arse, i don't care that it sounds like the Titanic hit several ice burgs and is making some horrific groaning sounds. I'm going for a shit, its gonna smell super bad and you're going to have to endure it. The funniest thing is that me and 2 other colleagues work the closest to the toilet, and we kind of get trapped with the smell. So i normally come out the toilet, sit down and go "Sorry guys" and they are confused why i said that, until about 5-10 seconds later when a wave of shit smacks them in the face.

I'm addicted to shitposting on DeviantArt. Like it's my homepage now, just so I can comment something retarded on some random kid's FNAF fanart as soon as I wake up. It's a surreal breed of joy.

I get some pleasure knowing that my vote will always cancel out my ignorant racist arsehole stepdad's vote in any political referendum or election.

I don't really enjoy going on facepunch anymore, but I keep coming back to browse

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50438443]I don't really enjoy going on facepunch anymore, but I keep coming back to browse[/QUOTE] If you got any from of enjoyment from going to websites to begin with power to you.

Every now and then I get MASSIVE doubts about my abilities as a musician or as a working man. But it only really lasts for like, 5 minutes and then when I sit down and do something related to it I seemingly remember "Hey this is actually fun AND I'm doing good". It's kind off annoying but for that moment when I revert from it.

I have quite intense tinnitus but I practically never notice it, even when my surroundings are relatively quiet the sound my tinnitus causes has basically become entirely normal as a part of silence

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50435564]I don't get the fear of "stinking up" or dirtying a public toilet. I spraypaint the bowl brown like a champ and leave people screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!" when they catch the scent, and there is nothing wrong with that.[/QUOTE] I'm fine with shitting in public and can even hold conversations as I do so, but pissing in public is hard to do for me if I'm not drunk or stoned.

During middle school I glued gum on a girl's hair. For some reason I reminded of it this week. I remember feeling extremely guilty

I was once extremely inebriated at a furry convention and spent the night with a girl who kept hitting on me and also kissed me at the end of the night she asked me to walk her back to her hotel room where she proceeded to tell me that she was rooming with her boyfriend and also that she was transsexual I was not upset that she was transsexual, but that I was led on and was pretty lonely to begin with so I returned to the hotel lobby to tell the friend I was attending the con with about what happened and for some reason the words that came out of my mouth were not the ones I intended an intoxicated me belligerently proclaimed to my friend "DON'T YOU FUCKIN' HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRANS?" and [I]every single person[/I] in the hotel lobby stared at me in horror as my friend escorted me out of the lobby

Speaking of furries the Guinness Book of World Records turned me in to one

[QUOTE=psychofox67;50447153]Speaking of furries the Guinness Book of World Records turned me in to one[/QUOTE] go on

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50447165]go on[/QUOTE] I just a picture of some furries and I was like whoa that looks pretty fuckin rad

[QUOTE=psychofox67;50447272]I just a picture of some furries and I was like whoa that looks pretty fuckin rad[/QUOTE] Well that was a lot more simple than I thought it would be

I thought he was gonna beat the record for "Longest Time Spent Wearing a Fursuit".

just before I woke up a short while ago, I had a dream about Snoop Dogg stealing a small bunch of my paper money from right in front of me and smoking those bills together with weed because of being afraid of the smoke from this potentially being dangerous, I shut myself into my own room, which was apparently in a kind of office, with floor-to-roof windows that let me look into the small hall where Snoop Dogg was, where I could see a good amount of the smoke I was worried about

I find it hard to let go...

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50447578]I thought he was gonna beat the record for "Longest Time Spent Wearing a Fursuit".[/QUOTE] The record was for the largest furry con :v:

[QUOTE=cynaraos;50447635]just before I woke up a short while ago, I had a dream about Snoop Dogg stealing a small bunch of my paper money from right in front of me and smoking those bills together with weed because of being afraid of the smoke from this potentially being dangerous, I shut myself into my own room, which was apparently in a kind of office, with floor-to-roof windows that let me look into the small hall where Snoop Dogg was, where I could see a good amount of the smoke I was worried about[/QUOTE] Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?

Like a lot of other people, I sometimes struggle to keep making up topics to talk about in a conversation. However, there's one topic I can always talk about for hours - sex. :v:

I wanted to punish my girlfriend for denying me to eat her out, so I worked my fingers up her ass 'till it was the entire fist. Turns out she likes it.

[QUOTE=Tools;50448006]I wanted to punish my girlfriend for denying me to eat her out, so I worked my fingers up her ass 'till it was the entire fist. Turns out she likes it.[/QUOTE] This is the prime content i came on facepunch to see.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50448002]Like a lot of other people, I sometimes struggle to keep making up topics to talk about in a conversation. However, there's one topic I can always talk about for hours - sex. :v:[/QUOTE] so you know a ton of different ways to say "i'm still a virgin"?

[QUOTE=Tools;50448006]I wanted to punish my girlfriend for denying me to eat her out, so I worked my fingers up her ass 'till it was the entire fist. Turns out she likes it.[/QUOTE] I never want to forget that this post was made.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50448054]Guess you found a new tool huh.[/QUOTE] A new tool in his [B]arse[/B]nal.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE] so thats why i dont dream anymore

[QUOTE=Muntu;50448016]so you know a ton of different ways to say "i'm still a virgin"?[/QUOTE] In five different languages!

[QUOTE=Tools;50448006]I wanted to punish my girlfriend for denying me to eat her out, so I worked my fingers up her ass 'till it was the entire fist. Turns out she likes it.[/QUOTE] Wish it were that easy with girls

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50391430]since i got some physical contact with a girl i went from jacking it twice a day to not wanting to at all. i tried yesterday but it felt boring and unappealing.[/QUOTE] This makes me remember the time when I was like 15 and felt guilty waxing the carrot while being in a relationship. Always had the strange feel of my gf staring through my window with a disgusted expression on her face

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50448139]In five different languages![/QUOTE] i doubt anyone who knows five different languages is still a virgin! unless they're dead languages, in which case we have to ask the question that can you lose your virginity to something or someone, that's not exactly... alive?