Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
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[QUOTE=Muntu;50448203]i doubt anyone who knows five different languages is still a virgin!
unless they're dead languages, in which case we have to ask the question that can you lose your virginity to something or someone, that's not exactly... alive?[/QUOTE]
Well my beautifully butchered take on ye ol' British English hasn't gotten me laid yet. That was my first and last plan.
All is lost.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
uh oh
I tried smoking marihuana with a friend and guy we went to school with(he's a druggie and we didnt want to buy it ourselves) we did it outside of a museum.
I fell over a fence, couldn't get up and felt like my mind collapsed and reality had to reboot itself (the only person I've told this to who could relate was someone who had a seizure). I couldn't walk or talk and the druggie went home cause he was hungry, my friend tried to get me home but I had problems walking because my skin was so sensitive to touch everything cloth or grass would vibrate painfully. I couldn't talk, the muscles controlling my tongue were too loose. My friend started getting paranoid and left when he got scared someone might walk by.
I laid on a rock, it was raining and super cold and they asked me if I had been drinking, I just stared blankly at them, they kept asking things and went from concerned to angry when I didn't articulate anything so they called the police. The police asked if I had taken any pills, deemed me "not right" for the drunk tank and left me in the care of doctors. Ended up getting checked for brain damage(surprise, no brain damage from weed) and the hospital were under the impression I had tried to commit suicide so my parents rushed in because they thought I was dying.
Doctor couldn't believe it was regular marihuana and asked if it was spice, synthetic or something. It wasn't, some homegrown green stuff. He concluded I had a THC sensitivity and shouldn't try it ever again.
It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, physically and mentally.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
:worried:
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
Last night I dreamt I had a giant pimple on my bum, what could it mean?
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
ohno :scream:
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
Well last night I dreamed about people cockfighting, but with crocodiles.
My priorities are straight.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
Is that why I dreamt of romantic cuddling two days ago
[QUOTE=Sjokoladeplate;50448433]I tried smoking marihuana with a friend and guy we went to school with(he's a druggie and we didnt want to buy it ourselves) we did it outside of a museum.
I fell over a fence, couldn't get up and felt like my mind collapsed and reality had to reboot itself (the only person I've told this to who could relate was someone who had a seizure). I couldn't walk or talk and the druggie went home cause he was hungry, my friend tried to get me home but I had problems walking because my skin was so sensitive to touch everything cloth or grass would vibrate painfully. I couldn't talk, the muscles controlling my tongue were too loose. My friend started getting paranoid and left when he got scared someone might walk by.
I laid on a rock, it was raining and super cold and they asked me if I had been drinking, I just stared blankly at them, they kept asking things and went from concerned to angry when I didn't articulate anything so they called the police. The police asked if I had taken any pills, deemed me "not right" for the drunk tank and left me in the care of doctors. Ended up getting checked for brain damage(surprise, no brain damage from weed) and the hospital were under the impression I had tried to commit suicide so my parents rushed in because they thought I was dying.
Doctor couldn't believe it was regular marihuana and asked if it was spice, synthetic or something. It wasn't, some homegrown green stuff. He concluded I had a THC sensitivity and shouldn't try it ever again.
It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, physically and mentally.[/QUOTE]
damn that's a lot more intense than when i freaked out when i smoked too much, it was nothing physical but it still wasn't a joyful experience to begin with, even when i tried to listen to music that was normally a joy to listen to otherwise i'd still be panicking like mad, all i could do was ride out the storm in my head
[QUOTE=Sjokoladeplate;50448433]I tried smoking marihuana with a friend and guy we went to school with(he's a druggie and we didnt want to buy it ourselves) we did it outside of a museum.
I fell over a fence, couldn't get up and felt like my mind collapsed and reality had to reboot itself (the only person I've told this to who could relate was someone who had a seizure). I couldn't walk or talk and the druggie went home cause he was hungry, my friend tried to get me home but I had problems walking because my skin was so sensitive to touch everything cloth or grass would vibrate painfully. I couldn't talk, the muscles controlling my tongue were too loose. My friend started getting paranoid and left when he got scared someone might walk by.
I laid on a rock, it was raining and super cold and they asked me if I had been drinking, I just stared blankly at them, they kept asking things and went from concerned to angry when I didn't articulate anything so they called the police. The police asked if I had taken any pills, deemed me "not right" for the drunk tank and left me in the care of doctors. Ended up getting checked for brain damage(surprise, no brain damage from weed) and the hospital were under the impression I had tried to commit suicide so my parents rushed in because they thought I was dying.
Doctor couldn't believe it was regular marihuana and asked if it was spice, synthetic or something. It wasn't, some homegrown green stuff. He concluded I had a THC sensitivity and shouldn't try it ever again.
It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, physically and mentally.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you smoked weed with little to nothing else than THC in it, which can drive people (me included) batshit insane.
Hell last I tried it, I spent the night in my mom's hands while vomiting my guts out. She left for a brief moment and I could feel how my energy got drained as my pulse got slower. I was 100% sure I'd die. I couldn't move, couldn't see, and could only cry out short sentences occasionally.. was as bad as i've ever tried.
Just get yourself something with a high CBD and it should be good. It's like the THC counter in weed, makes you calm and relaxed.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
My dreams as a kid were me usually having the school be put into lockdown and some guy grabs me from under where I was hiding, with it usually ending with me getting shot in the back. As I got older it eventually stopped. Morphed into general loneliness during highschool and after highschool, my dreams are just random stuff.
I feel like I have seen the void.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50447754]Are you aware that dreams are a reflection of your innermost desires?[/QUOTE]
oh fuck this is bad
if that's true then my innermost desire is to live in the resident evil 1 mansion with a number of famous black people
[QUOTE=bloboo;50449589][..]
I mean I've had some retarded dreams like the racist taliban game dream that I think I posted on FP long ago,
[..][/QUOTE]
is this what you're talking about? (I didn't ever think my random image folder with 690 images (and growing) would ever be relevant)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kSMN1FS.png[/img]
Red Bull is a serious guilty pleasure for me.
I try not to drink it much though.
sometimes i drink 3 cans of cheap energy drink on a single day
[QUOTE=Recurracy;50449756]sometimes i drink 3 cans of cheap energy drink on a single day[/QUOTE]
I used to just buy 1L bottle of cheap energy drink and drink that in an hour or less. Well I still sometimes do that but not that often :v:
[QUOTE=Sjokoladeplate;50448433]I tried smoking marihuana with a friend and guy we went to school with(he's a druggie and we didnt want to buy it ourselves) we did it outside of a museum.
I fell over a fence, couldn't get up and felt like my mind collapsed and reality had to reboot itself (the only person I've told this to who could relate was someone who had a seizure). I couldn't walk or talk and the druggie went home cause he was hungry, my friend tried to get me home but I had problems walking because my skin was so sensitive to touch everything cloth or grass would vibrate painfully. I couldn't talk, the muscles controlling my tongue were too loose. My friend started getting paranoid and left when he got scared someone might walk by.
I laid on a rock, it was raining and super cold and they asked me if I had been drinking, I just stared blankly at them, they kept asking things and went from concerned to angry when I didn't articulate anything so they called the police. The police asked if I had taken any pills, deemed me "not right" for the drunk tank and left me in the care of doctors. Ended up getting checked for brain damage(surprise, no brain damage from weed) and the hospital were under the impression I had tried to commit suicide so my parents rushed in because they thought I was dying.
Doctor couldn't believe it was regular marihuana and asked if it was spice, synthetic or something. It wasn't, some homegrown green stuff. He concluded I had a THC sensitivity and shouldn't try it ever again.
It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, physically and mentally.[/QUOTE]
One time when I smoked pot, I ate a whole case of those peanut butter and cracker things and the next day my shit was a little orange from the dye. So I know exactly how you felt.
one of those guys who call and tell you your computer is full of viruses called me today
I wasted well over an hour of his time
should I post the log here?
Pot doesn't do much for me.
But I smoked with a friend once. He took a huff of it, then started yelling about how "everything was tangent lines" and then passed out on my couch.
Lately I've been really disliking Fridays
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50452279]Lately I've been really disliking Fridays[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;kfVsfOSbJY0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0[/video]
I'm finding translating RPG Maker [sp]H-[/sp]games to be really fun
And I don't even know Japanese
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50452769]I'm finding translating RPG Maker [sp]H-[/sp]games to be really fun
And I don't even know Japanese[/QUOTE]
Does Translation Aggregator and similar work on RPG maker too?
[QUOTE=helifreak;50452859]Does Translation Aggregator and similar work on RPG maker too?[/QUOTE]
The hardest part is hooking into RPG Maker to get the text to translate. You can use Interactive Text Hook to do that. But I've gotten into decrypting the game itself and editing the text in RPG Maker.
The marital aid I ended up buying and waiting 10 weeks for shipping was an absolute fucking waste of my time. Now I don't know what to do with it.
send 2 me
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50453265]send 2 me[/QUOTE]
But I'd be sending a biological health hazard via air mail. Maybe I'll just turn it into a Sharpie holder or something.
[QUOTE=da space core;50451883]one of those guys who call and tell you your computer is full of viruses called me today
I wasted well over an hour of his time
should I post the log here?[/QUOTE]
I got called 3 times last week this is how it went
1st time
Hello sir I call you about your computer it- -him (i didnt let him finish his sentence)
OH YOU CALL ABOT COMPOOTARR WELL DAT IS GRETE I HAV PROBLEM YOU SEE I PRESS BATTAN BUT IT NOT TOORN ON -me
It... Not turn on? -him
NO IT NOT TURN ON I TRY 500 TIME AND PLUG IN POWER THINGY. LET ME TRY AGAIN. WAIT I SMELL SOMETHINK OOOO NOOOOO COMPOOTAR ON FAIAH PLS HALP ME WAT DO I DOOO (while I said this I was throwing junk around and slamming on my desk)
wat do u mene compootar on faiah
WHAT U NOT GET COMPOOTAR ON FAIAH COMPOOTAR NOT MADE TO BOERN YOU THINK I GIVE MONEY TO BUY BOERNINK COMPOOTAR NO YOU HAVE TO HALP
sir i beleeiv u arr wastign mai taim
NO WAI WOOD I BE WASTING YOURE TAIM COMPOOTAR ON FAIAH IS SRS PROBLEM YOU HAVE TO HELP
sir im sure youre wasting my time
Well youre wasting mine by calling me to begin with
*horn slam*
2nd time
Hello sir i call about you are computer. It at risk of firus and this is bad.
DAT SOUND VERY BED INDEED
*horn slam*
3rd time
Hello sir i-
WHY DONT YOU COME OVER AN STICK IT IN MAH POOPER HONEY. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME ;)) NO LUBE BABY
*horn slam*
Honestly, I kind of wish I could get those kinds of calls, but all I get are automated voice messages that I can't fuck with.
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