Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50453228]The marital aid I ended up buying and waiting 10 weeks for shipping was an absolute fucking waste of my time. Now I don't know what to do with it.[/QUOTE] What did you buy? [sp]My friend wants to know[/sp]

[QUOTE=Cold Finger;50453354]Honestly, I kind of wish I could get those kinds of calls, but all I get are automated voice messages that I can't fuck with.[/QUOTE] i was thinking of playing out a scenario where my little brother has to hide in the closet because some burglar is breaking into our home and killing our family and the only one who can save them is this ugandan scamming fuck

[QUOTE=da space core;50451883]one of those guys who call and tell you your computer is full of viruses called me today I wasted well over an hour of his time should I post the log here?[/QUOTE] unfortunately I couldnt export the audio file, so I will just type here things that I remember I managed to keep the guy busy for about 80 minutes I pretended to have an old XP computer that took 10 minutes to turn on, and at random points, I would say it BSOD'd and needed to reboot. after half an hour of this, we "tried" to connect it online [QUOTE]Me: so where is internet explorer? phone: just press the windows key, right next to the ctrl key, and- me: C, T, R ... L phone: no no, the ctrl key, same line as the space bar m: wheres the space bar again? ...(other stuff)... m: internet explorer says its not connected to the internet p: is your pc connected to the internet? m: I dont know, should I plug the internet cable in? p: please do... (after several minutes of him trying to figure out why my internet still wont connect) m: wait, do I also have to plug the other end of the internet cable into something? (we finally get to his webpage, which is basically logmein remote desktop, you type in a code that the guy on the phone gives for him to access your pc) m: wait, the 6 digit code is made of numbers, my keyboard has all its numbers broken, I cant type it [/QUOTE] at this point, I offer to have him help me with another computer, I use my actual laptop, and start up wireshark I continue to waste his time with stupid questions. he clearly is reading of a script or thinks he can fool me since he claims that my wires must have viruses for them to be so slow all the time, and that he will ~fix~ it [QUOTE] Me: I cant seem to connect to my wifi network. do you know the wifi password?[/QUOTE] eventually i get to the logmein thing, I deny all permission requests, opposite of what he says (since i know better), I let him connect for a split second before i pull the power on my router. at that point I had his IP, I looked it up, and pointed out that there is no microsoft building in the area of india he was calling from, ask him to never call again, and hang up

india? the guy who called us was from congo of all places

Oh wait didnt these fucks record your voice so they can use it for some scam scheme? Yhey just wanted you to say simple things like yes and no, or am I thinking of something else?

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50456716]Oh wait didnt these fucks record your voice so they can use it for some scam scheme? Yhey just wanted you to say simple things like yes and no, or am I thinking of something else?[/QUOTE] What would be the benefit of recording someone's voice over the phone? So they could make a soundboard of it?

to see if they can get you to divulge sensitive information like address, email address, phone number, and if you're especially ignorant stuff like passwords and credit card info. tech support scammers prey on the computer (and general security) illiterate.

What about yes and no answers? Ehat youre hearing is 'are you interested in this survey?' what theyre actually forging however is 'have you bought thing?' and if you said yes of course theyre gonna make you say yes. And then they drag you to court because they have the conversation recorded, which is evidence, while you dont have any, so have fun sorting that one out [editline]4th June 2016[/editline] And since you dont have evidence you cant prove this is not how the conversation went.

Everything is fine but I wish I was dead

[QUOTE=Qaus;50456836]to see if they can get you to divulge sensitive information like address, email address, phone number, and if you're especially ignorant stuff like passwords and credit card info. tech support scammers prey on the computer (and general security) illiterate.[/QUOTE] they often install viruses too and shady stuff. we were getting calls from them almost daily, but it seems to have stopped now. i guess they learned their lesson

Im an hard Cola addict id prohably scavenge for cola if an apocalypse would break out. But every time ill drink it i have a strong pain in my stomache and i still open a second bottle after...

[QUOTE=SulliG99;50458434]Im an hard Cola addict id prohably scavenge for cola if an apocalypse would break out. But every time ill drink it i have a strong pain in my stomache and i still open a second bottle after...[/QUOTE] probably the rads

I have a giant urge to have one of my friends sit on my face. She's super cute and I've known her forever but in these last few weeks I just really want her to sit on my face for like, hours. [editline]e[/editline] Before anyone asks, she's not into dudes and I am indeed a dude.

my friend's brother slapped a teachers ass on the last day. his entire family has disowned our entire group of friends for "pressuring him to do it" i think i lost my best friend. fuck.

[QUOTE=Hilton;50458575]my friend's brother slapped a teachers ass on the last day. his entire family has disowned our entire group of friends for "pressuring him to do it" i think i lost my best friend. fuck.[/QUOTE] Unless you quit trying to get in contact with him, you wont be losing a best friend. I didn't talk to my best friend for over a year and eventually we got back in contact and were just as good as before. Friendships only die when you stop trying to keep them alive.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50458584]Unless you quit trying to get in contact with him, you wont be losing a best friend. I didn't talk to my best friend for over a year and eventually we got back in contact and were just as good as before. Friendships only die when you stop trying to keep them alive.[/QUOTE] Can confirm. Lost contact with my best friend for 2 years after high school and then he just randomly came on steam and gifted me some game and it was exactly how it was before. And in keeping with how it was before, we never played said game.

Until recently, I had only read one book in my entire life.

[QUOTE=ZombineTheSplatter;50458834]Until recently, I had only read one book in my entire life.[/QUOTE] I completely fell off liking to read after being forced to read stuff i didn't like for class. I still have a pile of books i need to read and the last thing i real was "Masters of Doom" years ago purely because i like ID Software's older games.

When I was about 18 or so, one of the simplest pleasures in life (it still is honestly), is having a great big poo. Feels good, satisfying and oddly masculine. But it made me wonder, is it the just the bit where your arse gets stretched a teeny bit by a big poo, is it pressing on your prostate? I dunno, still don't, but it briefly made me wonder if I'd ever be a sub or a dom if I were gay, and I realised I'd be the sub (purely because I enjoy having a big poo). I imagine the logistics of homosexual sex are a bit different, but if big poo = dick, then I guess that'd be me sorted. Food for thought I guess.

[QUOTE=bloboo;50460019]I hate when a grand poo is ruined by some factor. In my bathrooms, I lay towels and other random shit everywhere so when the fat man drops it doesn't echo. The echo makes it feel like a hollow accomplishment.[/QUOTE] Do you mean a splash? I've never had a shit echo around the room.

[QUOTE=da space core;50451883]one of those guys who call and tell you your computer is full of viruses called me today I wasted well over an hour of his time should I post the log here?[/QUOTE] Happened to me yesterday; typical indian guy. "Ah, haddo dere sir, I am with the Microsoft team and your computer needs the help, are you near your windows pc?" "Oh I only have a mac." "Oh dear veddy sorry sir." I don't actually own a mac, but I feel for people who fall for stuff like this.

[QUOTE=Linkuya;50460362]Happened to me yesterday; typical indian guy. "Ah, haddo dere sir, I am with the Microsoft team and your computer needs the help, are you near your windows pc?" "Oh I only have a mac." "Oh dear veddy sorry sir." I don't actually own a mac, but I feel for people who fall for stuff like this.[/QUOTE] Usually when I get calls like this, I just respond back like this: "Hello, I am from Microsoft team and your computer has viruses, do you happen to be near it so I can fix it?" [I]"Shit, I was just about to call you and tell you the same thing!"[/I] they always hang up after that line without saying a fucking thing.

It was nice knowing you all. [t]http://i.imgur.com/7DcyWbJ.jpg[/t]

I got those calls every 3 days for a month so after the novelty of "all my computers are linux" wore off I started saying things like "Rajesh, my mother asks if you'll come over for dinner" in a womans voice with a thick indian accent. After a month it stopped, but I still wonder how my number got on their lists.

I like online shopping rather than physical shopping. Less people to deal with.

I find it rather boring to say a single thing to these Indian scam twats. You have the oppertunity to rub in his pitiful existance, make use of it. Squeeze it dry, go wild, make Pajeet go insane.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50460961]I like online shopping rather than physical shopping. Less people to deal with.[/QUOTE] Nothing beats ordering pizza online and paying via paypal

[QUOTE=Topzombie;50461125]Nothing beats ordering pizza online and paying via paypal[/QUOTE] Home made pizza, 10/10.

I've been smoking my brains out for the past few days, because I'm shit scared of my upcoming exams. If I fail these exams, it will be my third education down the drain, and I don't wanna know that I have reached my highest state of life already.

Usually I bathe and shower with the thermostat set to 40c, and since today the boiler stopped working. This morning I showered with pure cold water. While the experience itself was shitty, it actually felt pretty reinvigorating once I got out and got myself dressed.