Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

i confess that this thread [URL="https://forum.albiononline.com/index.php/Thread/34346-Lock-Genders/?pageNo=1"]https://forum.albiononline.com/index.php/Thread/34346-Lock-Genders/?pageNo=1[/URL] was just a troll thread, the best I've made

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;50464961]I draw porn and right now I'm in the process of drawing porn of D.va. :sex101:[/QUOTE] I'm envious of anyone that can draw porn.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50466593]I'm envious of anyone that can draw porn.[/QUOTE] I used to think I didn't have it in me. Now I'm seeing porn made with vector software and it's subconsciously telling me that I still have a fighting chance.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50466593]I'm envious of anyone that can draw porn.[/QUOTE] All that money for drawing great tits. Looking at some porn artists patreons makes me sad I didn't learn to draw :v:

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;50464808]I'm a 24 year old male living with my parents and work an 8 to 4 job. I still don't go out in the weekends because that NEET mentality is still in me. I still procrastinate. I still have electronics projects I think of doing but don't. I can only make 1 dessert. I had a girlfriend at 22, it failed miserably, only got to third base. Haven't been looking for another since. I'm 24 damnit I should be out there doing crazy shit but here I am.[/QUOTE] Feel good about yourself man, I can't even get a job and sending applications that are never answered is the most depressing times of my life. At least my girlfriend is being supportive, but I want her the best and right now it's far from the best.

Okay I got a confession. Unsure if it is just me or a universal thing, but [sp]after I cum my farts smell different for most of the day.[/sp]

I find all this waifu thing extremly disgusting.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50467466]Okay I got a confession. Unsure if it is just me or a universal thing, but [sp]after I cum my farts smell different for most of the day.[/sp][/QUOTE] i'm at a loss for words, and mostly because i can't think of a scientific reason this would be possible. [editline]6th June 2016[/editline] Could it be that [sp]the scent doesn't actually change but the way you perceive it?[/sp]

Maybe you should stop rubbing your nose with your jizz hand

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;50467544]I find all this waifu thing extremly disgusting.[/QUOTE] Anime [I]is[/I] pretty gross when you think about it.

Sometimes on online forums I post lolrandom things because the reactions are amazing

[QUOTE=matt000024;50467466]Okay I got a confession. Unsure if it is just me or a universal thing, but [sp]after I cum my farts smell different for most of the day.[/sp][/QUOTE] Man I gotta try this.

[QUOTE=Cosa8888;50467544]I find all this waifu thing extremly disgusting.[/QUOTE] If it is of any consolation, most people are not serious about it. That said, ur waifu a shit.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50466280]It's called the Gay Chat Thread[/QUOTE] We literally only talk about being gay and then sometimes anime comes into it and then a selfie train. Thats it, that's the whole thread.

I just downloaded 11 hours of ASMR videos. [code]Video: MPEG4 Video (H264) 560x428 18kbps [V: h264 high L2.2, yuv420p, 560x428, 18 kb/s] Audio: AAC 44100Hz stereo 247kbps [A: aac lc, 44100 Hz, stereo, 247 kb/s][/code] Why doesn't YouTube allow such high quality audio.

ASMR has never appealed to me, i've gave them a good listen a few times but its just not my thing.

I think it's weird and creepy

ASMR stuff makes me feel incredibly weird

I have a friend who does ASMR videos and shes pretty good at them tbf.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50470813]I find most of it fucking creepy. But that's cause I've been linked mostly anime nsfw neko ones.[/QUOTE] I occasionally listen to AMSR videos in bed if I run out of podcasts (I find it hard to sleep in silence as my mind tends to run, so hour-long videos of someone making random bullshit noises helps clear my head) and can confirm 90% of them are creepy as fuck.

I'm almost constantly plagued by this feeling I'm doing something wrong

So i've been put in a viral video campaign and i've already had 3 people on facebook that have seen me in it.

[QUOTE=Hatley;50471174]I'm almost constantly plagued by this feeling I'm doing something wrong[/QUOTE] That sentence doesn't have a full stop.

I have such nice friends I don't deserve.

My friends never ask me out They all go to parties and shit together

The only thing me and my friends ever do is public drinking. It's not like there's anything else to do in this piss town anyways.

[QUOTE=Topzombie;50473341]The only thing me and my friends ever do is public drinking. It's not like there's anything else to do in this piss town anyways.[/QUOTE] Small towns are great huh? Not a lot to do aside from drink, do drugs and fuck.

I like to read youtube comment debates. Especially with German youtube comments. They are so entertainingly stupid.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50473496]Small towns are great huh? Not a lot to do aside from drink, do drugs and fuck.[/QUOTE] in what order?

[QUOTE=matt000024;50473584]in what order?[/QUOTE] Random