Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50481392]are you travis fimmel irl[/QUOTE] yes no i don't know anymore

[QUOTE=kyle877;50481745]yes no i don't know anymore[/QUOTE] well you are now

Sometimes I feel unmotivated to do anything, let alone work

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50478081]did they approach you singing this [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE[/media][/QUOTE] This is catchy as fuck. Too bad i can't listen to it with people around.

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[QUOTE=megafat;50483350]This is catchy as fuck. Too bad i can't listen to it with people around.[/QUOTE] why not? it's a good song by a good band

You want a song you really can't listen to or sing around others? Try this [Media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA[/media]

When no one's around, I like explaining things to myself as if I'm teaching someone it. And half the time, I say it out loud.

My mom was picking up my room and found the business card from the sex shop I ordered from online. Unexpectedly, she both doesn't want to know what I bought and told me to keep it well hidden. I think that's the OK to buy more shit. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50486627]My mom was picking up my room and found the business card from the sex shop I ordered from online. Unexpectedly, she both doesn't want to know what I bought and told me to keep it well hidden. I think that's the OK to buy more shit. [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] What did you buy? Was it a sexbot?

[QUOTE=Hatley;50486711]What did you buy? Was it a sexbot?[/QUOTE] Certainly not a sexbot. Right now they're just creepy re-purposed department store mannequins.

I like to smell my own used underwear

My male cat actually takes care of the kittens that my female cat gave birth to. What a great guy.

When I play first person shooters, if there is a section where I have to gun down several enemies at once or where I fire something like a LMG, I like to put the controller in my crotch and feel the vibrations while I scream "Weeeeeeeee!"

After the failure of my last relationship, I feel I've become inconsolable. The pain hasn't relented and it's been almost half a year. I've turned it into fuel for my own ambition to crush every obstacle that sets itself in front of me. My motivation for success is heartbreak.

I've been really insecure about myself ever since my girlfriend broke up with me last year, and what adds to that is that im still single and she has not one, but TWO boyfriends What also adds to it is that I recently founded out she was cheating on me near the end of our relationship with one of her boyfriends Fuck

[QUOTE=wotman;50488484]I've been really insecure about myself ever since my girlfriend broke up with me last year, and what adds to that is that im still single and she has not one, but TWO boyfriends What also adds to it is that I recently founded out she was cheating on me near the end of our relationship with one of her boyfriends Fuck[/QUOTE] So now she has two boyfriends, neither of which has exclusive rights, and are both dating a cheater. Yeah I'd say you got the better end of that deal.

I've posted nude pics on the internet and I don't care who knows it except my parents because ew

I find it really annoying how films, shows, media in general portrays love and sex. Love is not lovely, sex is not sexy

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50488947]I find it really annoying how films, shows, media in general portrays love and sex. Love is not lovely, sex is not sexy[/QUOTE] watch louie

[QUOTE=matt000024;50488979]watch louie[/QUOTE] That's the most real show I know, aside from the obviously fake stuff. Sometimes it's so real that it hurts me to watch it.

I asked a girl out and got friend zoned today. :saddowns:

Confession time I wear hoodies all the time, but I never actually [I]use[/I] the hoods. I like how they look, but the hoods feel uncomfortable, for some reason.

[QUOTE=T553412;50489189]Confession time I wear hoodies all the time, but I never actually [I]use[/I] the hoods. I like how they look, but the hoods feel uncomfortable, for some reason.[/QUOTE] I wear hoodies most of the time but I only use the hood part if there's rain.

[QUOTE=T553412;50489189]Confession time I wear hoodies all the time, but I never actually [I]use[/I] the hoods. I like how they look, but the hoods feel uncomfortable, for some reason.[/QUOTE] I don't ever wear hoodies with the hoods up indoors for fear of looking like a shady character.

I wear the hood on mine if its shitty weather. Usually I have a beanie instead.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50489312]I don't ever wear hoodies with the hoods up indoors for fear of looking like a shady character.[/QUOTE] That reminds me how I let my hair and beard grow last year, then went to visit my sister. She lives in an apartment block and I didn't have the keys, so as I was about to ring her apartment from the intercom at the gate, a lady opened and came out, so I held the door open and was about to go in when she jumped out and slammed it shut, being all hostile like "who the fuck are you and what do you want here" and stuff. So I awkwardly explained the situation, it wasn't enough and I had to ring my sister and have her confirm what I said through the intercom. We were cool in the end and the lady was acting super friendly and apologetic all of a sudden, but I think none of that would have happened if I didn't look like a serial rapist.

[QUOTE=Drury;50489387]That reminds me how I let my hair and beard grow last year, then went to visit my sister. She lives in an apartment block and I didn't have the keys, so as I was about to ring her apartment from the intercom at the gate, a lady opened and came out, so I held the door open and was about to go in when she jumped out and slammed it shut, being all hostile like "who the fuck are you and what do you want here" and stuff. So I awkwardly explained the situation, it wasn't enough and I had to ring my sister and have her confirm what I said through the intercom. We were cool in the end and the lady was acting super friendly and apologetic all of a sudden, but I think none of that would have happened if I didn't look like a serial rapist.[/QUOTE] If it makes you feel better, my neighbors called the cops on me the other day for parking in my parking space in front of my house at 11pm. They said I have never been there, I have never parked there, they have never seen my car before and I dont belong there. I've lived my entire life in this house and they moved in last year.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50486020]When no one's around, I like explaining things to myself as if I'm teaching someone it. And half the time, I say it out loud.[/QUOTE] I have the habits to talk to myself when no one is around.

I always forget the fact I leave the ice cream out from the fridge for hours.