Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=doomevil;50489645]I always forget the fact I leave the ice cream out from the fridge for hours.[/QUOTE] I do this with everything that belongs in the fridge. Mom always had me go back to pick it up and put it back in, but somehow that wasn't enough to teach me, now I'll suffer for the rest of my life.

i usually put my underwear in the freezer to be cool when i wear them, thats an life hack while hot temperatures but akward if someone wants an Ice

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;50488520]So now she has two boyfriends, neither of which has exclusive rights, and are both dating a cheater. Yeah I'd say you got the better end of that deal.[/QUOTE] Oh no, she's not cheating according to her. She's ~polyamorous~ I remember she tried to convince me into letting her do that with me and after I declined as nicely as possible I'm pretty sure that's where she started cheating, but I guess she managed to convince them :/ so basically her thought process was "if I can't have more than one boyfriend "legitimately" I'll just cheat on one. Genius"

[QUOTE=doomevil;50489645]I always forget the fact I leave the ice cream out from the fridge for hours.[/QUOTE] I don't know how it works in other countries but in Australia if we put frozen things in the fridge they heat up to about 2 degrees and melt.

I stalk steam profiles of facepunch members regularly. I also die a bit inside when I see they never played TF2. :v: I also waste money on TF2 each month, around 150 TLs or so. Which means if I were to spend all that on unusuals, I would have had half of my inventory filled with unusuals since I joined.

[QUOTE=SulliG99;50489789]i usually put my underwear in the freezer to be cool when i wear them, thats an life hack while hot temperatures but akward if someone wants an Ice[/QUOTE] How does your dong not turn into a popsicle?

[QUOTE=Linkuya;50473639]friends are adamant about taking me to a gay bar on my 21st birthday i've only been in normal bars tho so I'm not sure what to expect[/QUOTE] I'd love to have someone take me to a gay bar. Not that I've ever been in a regular bar for that matter. [QUOTE=SebiWarrior;50472348]My friends never ask me out They all go to parties and [B]shit together[/B][/QUOTE] That sounds... gross.

I'm alright with the Feds monitoring my computer since I don't have anything to hide from them

[QUOTE=Griffster26;50490135]I'm alright with the Feds monitoring my computer since I don't have anything to hide from them[/QUOTE] You won't be saying that after they put you in FEMA camp for accidentally downloading "that image".

I have several dating apps on my phone but I don't have the courage to even make an account for them

I once 'friendzoned' a girl when she admitted her feelings towards me, and now since I got kinda interested in her I am too afraid to ask her out. I know she still feels the same about me (last time I was drinking with her she was really clingy and she likes all my stuff I post) and would probably say yes if I ask her out but I couldn't handle the awkwardness since we haven't seen us for at least one year. It'd just come out of the blue and it's somehow suspicous/weird.

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;50490256]You won't be saying that after they put you in FEMA camp for accidentally downloading "that image".[/QUOTE] are they going to do this to me [img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/875/509/533.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50489876]I stalk steam profiles of facepunch members regularly. I also die a bit inside when I see they never played TF2. :v: I also waste money on TF2 each month, around 150 TLs or so. Which means if I were to spend all that on unusuals, I would have had half of my inventory filled with unusuals since I joined.[/QUOTE] I die a little bit on the inside everytime I see my total amount of hours wasted in TF2.

I've been in a relationship with one girl who dumped me for going to slow her friend liked me, we went out, she also dumped me but because she said things where progressing too fast. the final girl broke up with me because and said that "i wasn't a boyfriend i was a loving older brother." I don't know how to act around women anymore.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;50491848]I've been in a relationship with one girl who dumped me for going to slow her friend liked me, we went out, she also dumped me but because she said things where progressing too fast. the final girl broke up with me because and said that "i wasn't a boyfriend i was a loving older brother." I don't know how to act around women anymore.[/QUOTE] Some girls just need an excuse if they can't make up their mind what they really want or are too unsure about their own decisions thus incapable for a relationship. If they actually had some dedication they would've let you know what bothers them without breaking up, so the fault is pretty much [U]not[/U] on your part.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;50491848]I've been in a relationship with one girl who dumped me for going to slow her friend liked me, we went out, she also dumped me but because she said things where progressing too fast. the final girl broke up with me because and said that "i wasn't a boyfriend i was a loving older brother." I don't know how to act around women anymore.[/QUOTE] it's better than "my opinion of you has changed" i don't even know what her opinion of me was originally

I unironically like Never Gonna Give You Up.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50492636]it's better than "my opinion of you has changed" i don't even know what her opinion of me was originally[/QUOTE] sounds like a line you'd hear in an RPG from an NPC :v:

[QUOTE=Brobattington;50492823]I unironically like Never Gonna Give You Up.[/QUOTE] Rick Astley is pretty good really.

sometimes i'll see steam messages and ignore them and proceed to tell said person i never saw it in the first place this primarily just applies to people randomly saying "hi" or sending me random links of course sometimes i actually DO miss the message and when i tell them that they assume the opposite

Whenever I see a thread that is about to die I have an urge to cheer everyone on to kill it.

[QUOTE=Brobattington;50492823]I unironically like Never Gonna Give You Up.[/QUOTE] it's a genuinely good song it's not unusual to like it unironically

My fly was open during my whole work shift today and I never noticed until break time was nearly over. Granted there was an apron covering everything but it was still embarrassing.

I just learned that pickles are actually cucumbers and I feel fucking retarded.

[QUOTE=kloaz;50494396]I just learned that pickles are actually cucumbers and I feel fucking retarded.[/QUOTE] Raisins are grapes as well.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50494582]Raisins are grapes as well.[/QUOTE] That I already knew. I just didn't know about the pickle thing because I'm an idiot :v:

I had a crush on a person in college. It never would have worked out but I was really interested. A month after graduation I went to a coffee shop and flirted with a barista. Then discovered they were siblings. Clearly i like to work my way through the bloodlines. [editline]11th June 2016[/editline] My romantic life could be described by a series of click bait titles.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50493240]it's a genuinely good song [I]it's not unusual[/I] to like it unironically[/QUOTE] that's a good song too

i was once startled by my own dick

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;50495436]i was once startled by my own dick[/QUOTE] did it purred? :v: