Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49814838]I don't like what this thread is becoming[/QUOTE] KillerJaguar is upset. Everyone, post your fetishes

[QUOTE=da space core;49815701]KillerJaguar is upset. Everyone, post your fetishes[/QUOTE] Catgirls for days.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49815797]Catgirls for days.[/QUOTE] Don't forget cat bois

catgirls are ok i guess

i like weird shit

uh ponies i guess

girls are cute I'm such a sick fuck, i'm sorry

Calculators all the way.

Boys are cute.

cats are nice girls are nice cat + girl = nice i guess

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49816865]cats are nice girls are nice cat + girl = nice i guess[/QUOTE] Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49816942]Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???[/QUOTE] Scratch ears.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49815002]facebook's rip off of facepunch sucks[/QUOTE] HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS THANK YOU

I like humans that are either girls or guys but mostly just humans

I wish i had the ability to travel through the internet. I would most certainly travel to a certain facepunch user and ask what the fuck their problem is and see if they're as pathetic in real life as they are on here. ON A LIGHTER NOTE. Thank fuck its friday. i'm having take away tonight. CHINESE!

My doctor kept pushing for me to get a prosthetic to replace the testicle they removed for cancer, but I just laughed it off saying I don't really care about how I look down there. Feeling kind of dead inside after the diagnosis probably contributed to that answer though. You don't really want to think about anything in that situation, especially [I]another[/I] surgery. I don't regret my choice even now, and I don't think I ever will, but I'm actually way more self conscious about the huge fucking 4 inch scar I have on my groin than I am about the way my junk looks. It's weird how I don't care at all about one cosmetic thing, but a completely different cosmetic thing bothers me a lot.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49816942]Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???[/QUOTE] maybe stop thinking about sex 24/7 and you won't have a problem with the decision

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49816942]Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???[/QUOTE] you don't always have to touch the girl [editline]26th February 2016[/editline] i gotta close my eyes when i trim my nail on my big toe. That shit is a dangerous projectile. I can hear it fly off and hit things. It's embedded itself in my hand before, and it's also hit me in the face before. Just better to close my eyes in case it decides that's where it wants to hit next

[QUOTE=greeley;49817003]I wish i had the ability to travel through the internet. I would most certainly [B]travel to a certain facepunch user and ask what the fuck their problem is and see if they're as pathetic in real life as they are on here.[/B][/QUOTE] if I had that ability I would have traveled to hang out with friends and/or do some kissing and stuff why bring internet drama to irl when you can have some fun instead

[QUOTE=greeley;49817003]I wish i had the ability to travel through the internet. I would most certainly travel to a certain facepunch user and ask what the fuck their problem is and see if they're as pathetic in real life as they are on here.[/QUOTE] I'm doing fine irl mate, thanks for caring. [sp]but really, dont let someone behind an avatar get to you man! Life is beautiful, but only a few rotten apples can make it appear to be shitty[/sp]

I might act like a rude meanie most of the time, but that is because that is the easiest way for me to express my feelings, either good or bad, towards anyone or anything. Sometimes.

I drink milk in a cup and eat the cereal dry

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49817757]I drink milk in a cup and eat the cereal dry[/QUOTE] YOU'RE A MAD MAN

I might be silly, sometimes. Maybe.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49817757]I drink milk in a cup and eat the cereal dry[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Samiam22;49803623]I also sometimes, on occasion, eat straight condensed milk. Like out of the can.[/QUOTE] He drinks cereals out of a cup and eats his milk dry.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49817008]My doctor kept pushing for me to get a prosthetic to replace the testicle they removed for cancer, but I just laughed it off saying I don't really care about how I look down there. Feeling kind of dead inside after the diagnosis probably contributed to that answer though. You don't really want to think about anything in that situation, especially [I]another[/I] surgery. I don't regret my choice even now, and I don't think I ever will, but I'm actually way more self conscious about the huge fucking 4 inch scar I have on my groin than I am about the way my junk looks. It's weird how I don't care at all about one cosmetic thing, but a completely different cosmetic thing bothers me a lot.[/QUOTE] Can you not get a prosthetic anymore? I would assume that you would be able to.

Also I love buying weird candy that probably will taste like old rotten dog buns, but I cannot help it, as I love new flavours.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49815680]What do you mean? It seems to go from honest confessions, to humor, to some discussion about whatever, to dildos, and back to honest confessions. It looks like a general cycle to me.[/QUOTE] I dunno, I was tired when I posted that so I don't remember my specific reasons. I think it was the bandwagon replies about polls that annoyed me.

[QUOTE=Skwee;49817184]i gotta close my eyes when i trim my nail on my big toe. That shit is a dangerous projectile. I can hear it fly off and hit things. It's embedded itself in my hand before, and it's also hit me in the face before. Just better to close my eyes in case it decides that's where it wants to hit next[/QUOTE] Once when I was trimming my toes, a big toenail clipping shot straight at me and hit me square in the glasses. Had I not been wearing them I would've almost certainly lost an eye. Then I'd have to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49818175]Once when I was trimming my toes, a big toenail clipping shot straight at me and hit me square in the glasses. Had I not been wearing them I would've almost certainly lost an eye. Then I'd have to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life.[/QUOTE] BUT... THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR COOL CHARACTERISTIC FOR THE FUTURE. You can make up loads of stories about how you lost it. And change it each time. More exciting than the last story you told.