Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49816942]Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???[/QUOTE] Why not hug her or buy her delicious sweets? Maybe take her out. On a side note. Human girls suck bro, khajiit waifu for laifu.

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;49816953]HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS THANK YOU[/QUOTE] wait what explain

I just came home from a reunion. I saw all old faces and one of them was a guy who's 20 years old and talking about either buying a second house or a Ferrari. His name is Jordi, also known as [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/kwebbelkop"]Kwebbelkop[/URL] and an ex-classmate. I am honestly amazed. Also happy for him. I expected to feel slightly envious and while that's only natural, I'm genuinely happy for him. He pursued his dream and it paid off! Pursue your dreams guys.

What if my dreams are to crush dreams?

[QUOTE=kilerabv;49818466]What if my dreams are to crush dreams?[/QUOTE] Become a super villain.

[QUOTE=Skwee;49817184]you don't always have to touch the girl [editline]26th February 2016[/editline] i gotta close my eyes when i trim my nail on my big toe. That shit is a dangerous projectile. I can hear it fly off and hit things. It's embedded itself in my hand before, and it's also hit me in the face before. Just better to close my eyes in case it decides that's where it wants to hit next[/QUOTE] yo can't you just hold on to your big toenail with your other hand while you cut it

[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49817781]Can you not get a prosthetic anymore? I would assume that you would be able to.[/QUOTE] I could at any time, I just don't want to. It's actually a cosmetic surgery, like a beast implant. It's even silicone too. I don't need it, and it would basically just be an unnecessary surgery and an expense I couldn't afford anyway. I can see why some people would get one though. It would look more "normal" and some guys would be self conscious about that. I'd just rather not deal with more surgery, potential complications, or reactions just so something most people will never see looks normal. It's not like I'm a porn star or ballsack model :v:

Low key I am helping out a small concert venue but I cannot tell people because the place is billed as a "female owned and operated space." I don't really mind though because the owners are some of the nicest people I know, so I'm happy to teach them proper audio engineering techniques and stuff. [editline]26th February 2016[/editline] It is more of a jokingly I can't tell people then a serious thing, but still I like to keep their image how it is.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49819224]like a beast implant[/QUOTE] I'll take 20

I keep coming to this thread to see other peoples' life problems and compare them to my own [sp]though mine are small, common, and relatively easier to manage than most of yours[/sp]

I can barely remember my life when I was 13-15 years old, those years are just blank to me.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49819396]I can barely remember my life when I was 13-15 years old, those years are just blank to me.[/QUOTE] I'll be lucky when I forget all the shitty days of these high school years. They're all forgettable crap

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49819396]I can barely remember my life when I was 13-15 years old, those years are just blank to me.[/QUOTE] yeah, well i can't even remember yesterday most of the time [sp]oh, wait, yesterday was pretty cool actually that 11/10 girl in my class called me cute[/sp]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49819396]I can barely remember my life when I was 13-15 years old, those years are just blank to me.[/QUOTE] I wish I could forget those years of my life, being a chubby cringy unfunny twat. Now I'm just a little less chubby and a bit taller.

[QUOTE=arthurisfine;49820392]I wish I could forget those years of my life, being a chubby cringy unfunny twat. Now I'm just a little less chubby and a bit taller.[/QUOTE] it's best not to forget those years, actually learn from your mistakes

[QUOTE=Mining Bill;49819113]yo can't you just hold on to your big toenail with your other hand while you cut it[/QUOTE] that's not as thrilling

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49817008]My doctor kept pushing for me to get a prosthetic to replace the testicle they removed for cancer, but I just laughed it off saying I don't really care about how I look down there. Feeling kind of dead inside after the diagnosis probably contributed to that answer though. You don't really want to think about anything in that situation, especially [I]another[/I] surgery. I don't regret my choice even now, and I don't think I ever will, but I'm actually way more self conscious about the huge fucking 4 inch scar I have on my groin than I am about the way my junk looks. It's weird how I don't care at all about one cosmetic thing, but a completely different cosmetic thing bothers me a lot.[/QUOTE] I'm born with only one testicle, really don't know why'd they push for a prosthetic. I can't remember a single time when someone has noticed, and I just make a joke out of basically.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;49820913]I'm born with only one testicle, really don't know why'd they push for a prosthetic. I can't remember a single time when someone has noticed, and I just make a joke out of basically.[/QUOTE] Didn't know we had Lance Armstrong of all people browsing the forums!

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49816942]Two completely different kinds of nice and I feel like that's probably why the mix makes me uncomfortable. Do I scratch her ears or ram it in her pooper???[/QUOTE] you can't do both?

scratch n sniff :q:

I don't like tough-love. Like, most of the male friends I've had were like that and I generally end up avoiding most of them because I always end up beating them up or doing awful shit to them because they never understand I don't like being treated like that. I really never understood why is it wrong for a dude to not want to be a dick to his friends. I don't know if it's an overall negative-trait or it's just that the people I usually hang out with are annoying/weird.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;49820913]I'm born with only one testicle, really don't know why'd they push for a prosthetic. I can't remember a single time when someone has noticed, and I just make a joke out of basically.[/QUOTE] I also have one testicle, the other didn't develop fully and had to be removed. I do wonder how much a surgery to get a prosthetic would cost though :v:

I wondered what it's like to date a tomboy. Wondering if it's worth my ass orbiting the Earth and back just because she likes to play games or outdoor activities as much as I do.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49821475]I wondered what it's like to date a tomboy. Wondering if it's worth my ass orbiting the Earth and back just because she likes to play games or outdoor activities as much as I do.[/QUOTE] tbh having a girlfriend who loves outdoor activities such as bushcraft, camping, climbing, all that shit would be the raddest shit

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49821510]tbh having a girlfriend who loves outdoor activities such as bushcraft, camping, climbing, all that shit would be the raddest shit[/QUOTE] Come to Texas. Every girl here has "I love outdoor activities" in their dating profiles. The bad parts are you will have to deal with a highly conservative and religious state (I swear every girl has "God comes first" on their profiles as well) and you'll be living in Texas. I hate Texas.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49821612]Come to Texas. Every girl here has "I love outdoors activities" in their dating profiles. The bad parts are you will have to deal with a highly conservative and religious state (I swear every girl has "God comes first" on their profiles as well) and you'll be living in Texas. I hate Texas.[/QUOTE] Tough one. I'm not much of an outdoors man, but I sure do love hiking. I don't do it as much because the park nearby is a POS in the popular spots.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49821612]Come to Texas. Every girl here has "I love outdoor activities" in their dating profiles. The bad parts are you will have to deal with a highly conservative and religious state (I swear every girl has "God comes first" on their profiles as well) and you'll be living in Texas. I hate Texas.[/QUOTE] yeah i'd rather not go to texas

NSFW material [sp]i just put a shower hose up my bum it felt good and my stomach is bigger its difficult to hold it in im on the toilet so all the water that went up my bum wont go all over the place [/sp]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49822415]thats why you come to new zealand :wink:[/QUOTE] aight i'll hop on the next bus to new zealand see you in a couple hours mate

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49822330]yeah i'd rather not go to texas[/QUOTE] Come to Kansas then. All you'll see here is how girls love to go hunting, love camo, and love mudding. Did I mention they love camo? Also, they are true "kansas girls".