Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49822394]NSFW material [sp]i just put a shower hose up my bum it felt good and my stomach is bigger its difficult to hold it in im on the toilet so all the water that went up my bum wont go all over the place [/sp][/QUOTE] ... ...... Hmm. [I]Why?[/I]

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49822570]... ...... Hmm. [I]Why?[/I][/QUOTE] :qsex101:

I experiment a little bit with food every once in a while. Nothing big, just stuff like Rice Krispies and Cocoa Krispies years before they publicly came out with a cereal like that, Wonka Nerds as an ice cream topping, corn dogs and rice, etc. One time I was thinking: "Hey, cheese and fruit are served together as party appetizers sometimes. And there are cracker sandwiches with peanut butter between cheese crackers. What would happen if I put cheese in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" it went together about as well as [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE]fire emblem, smt, and japanese pop music[/url] did

question on topic of one ball: do girls care about testicles at all?

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49822394]NSFW material [sp]i just put a shower hose up my bum it felt good and my stomach is bigger its difficult to hold it in im on the toilet so all the water that went up my bum wont go all over the place [/sp][/QUOTE] That really can't be healthy. :v:

i could never even consider putting anything related to water pressure near my ass after reading the short story guts. didn't consider it at all beforehand though.

Why would ANYONE want to shove anything up their ass?

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49822934]Why would ANYONE want to shove anything up their ass?[/QUOTE] I'm curious.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49822934]Why would ANYONE want to shove anything up their ass?[/QUOTE] it makes your orgasm feel 100x better

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49822394]NSFW material [sp]i just put a shower hose up my bum it felt good and my stomach is bigger its difficult to hold it in im on the toilet so all the water that went up my bum wont go all over the place [/sp][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/jTwyZ.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49822934]Why would ANYONE want to shove anything up their ass?[/QUOTE] We're humans, we tend to have weird people tbh.

I'm currently obsessed with Star Vs. The Forces of Evil. I only discovered it several days ago and already finished the first season. I'm hooked. Maybe I should give Gravity Falls a try.

Whenever I'm alone, I like to practice my girly sexual moans.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49822394]NSFW material [sp]i just put a shower hose up my bum it felt good and my stomach is bigger its difficult to hold it in im on the toilet so all the water that went up my bum wont go all over the place [/sp][/QUOTE] You and Bike Pump Guy would go along together just fine I bet.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;49823499]You and Bike Pump Guy would go along together just fine I bet.[/QUOTE] I'm sure he will, considering he's the same guy. :v:

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;49822934]Why would ANYONE want to shove anything up their ass?[/QUOTE] It feels good :sex101:

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49821098]Scratch her pooper? That's a new one[/QUOTE] they call me [I]the bum tickler[/I] [editline]27th February 2016[/editline] no one calls me that i have no friends

:snip: This isn't steam chat

I prefer tea and coffee from a glass, rather than a cup.

[QUOTE=Cavalierguy;49824408]I prefer tea and coffee from a glass, rather than a cup.[/QUOTE] Exactly how does that change the experience? Legitimate quesrion

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49824450]Exactly how does that change the experience? Legitimate quesrion[/QUOTE] It's really just a silly preferance thing. I couldn't tell you even if i wanted. But i have had people question it before on multiple occasions. I just did it once due to there being no clean cups, and since then it just stuck with me to do so.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49795649]existence is pointless[/QUOTE] well, to be truly logical, you can only say you think that it's pointless, but you don't actually know for sure. [editline]27th February 2016[/editline] also apparently that was like 5 pages ago, oops.

Had a girl compliment me last night on my cashiering. I felt flustered.

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49824450]Exactly how does that change the experience? Legitimate quesrion[/QUOTE] I think it has to do with glass not being a good container for hot drinks as it stains over time, but I've never tested this.

Everyone in my school related friend circle wants me to date this one girl but I am starting to like someone else more. The problem is that I hate breaking nice people's hearts. :cry:

[QUOTE=splenda;49825556]Everyone in my school related friend circle wants me to date this one girl but I am starting to like someone else more. The problem is that I hate breaking nice people's hearts. :cry:[/QUOTE] So you rather break your own? Your heart has it's own needs.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;49825595]So you rather break your own? Your heart has it's own needs.[/QUOTE] Both people are pretty cool, and also the one I like moving soon, albeit back to the place I live when college is not a session, so I know I would be perfectly happy dating either of them. I'll just let time go on and see which one blossoms into a relationship like I usually do with situations like this. [editline]27th February 2016[/editline] O also the second girl is a radical feminist which I guess is its own confession. :v:

Date them both.

[QUOTE=splenda;49825623]Both people are pretty cool, and also the one I like moving soon, albeit back to the place I live when college is not a session, so I know I would be perfectly happy dating either of them. I'll just let time go on and see which one blossoms into a relationship like I usually do with situations like this. [editline]27th February 2016[/editline] O also the second girl is a radical feminist which I guess is its own confession. :v:[/QUOTE] I'd say go out with both of them, get to know them better. Maybe the girl your friends want you to date turns out to be the one who you have the most in common with.

I bought a turtleneck to cover my love bites.