Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Talvy;49826159]I bought a turtleneck to cover my love bites.[/QUOTE] are you in a pre-teen sitcom also that's normal

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49825968]I'd say go out with both of them, get to know them better. Maybe the girl your friends want you to date turns out to be the one who you have the most in common with.[/QUOTE] I've known them both for a while and I have more in common with the second girl. [editline]27th February 2016[/editline] I don't really care either way because in the end I'll be dating one of them (probably) and still be friends with the other, so like there really isn't a problem, it's just me whining.

[QUOTE=slayer20;49823468]Whenever I'm alone, I like to practice my girly sexual moans.[/QUOTE] You'uhhh... ... you wanna post some of that? :smug:

[QUOTE=Tools;49826303]You'uhhh... ... you wanna post some of that? :smug:[/QUOTE] wouldn't mind hearing it for the hell of it :v:

[QUOTE=kijji;49826317]wouldn't mind hearing it for the hell of it :v:[/QUOTE] Suuuuuuuuuuuuure. Just for the hell of it.

this is a christian forum guys jesus christ keep your desires for slayer's girly moans to yourselves

With practice, a male can sound surprisingly girly, actually. The voice of the girl in Super Deepthroat was voiced by a guy, and I know you guys know how extensive the voice acting is.

[QUOTE=Tools;49826303]You'uhhh... ... you wanna post some of that? :smug:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kijji;49826317]wouldn't mind hearing it for the hell of it :v:[/QUOTE] No :v: [sp]maybe no?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49826528]With practice, a male can sound surprisingly girly, actually. [B]The voice of the girl in Super Deepthroat was voiced by a guy[/B], and I know you guys know how extensive the voice acting is.[/QUOTE] Oh ew

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49826528]With practice, a male can sound surprisingly girly, actually. [B]The voice of the girl in Super Deepthroat was voiced by a guy[/B], and I know you guys know how extensive the voice acting is.[/QUOTE] Hot, and kind of impressive... Not that I [sp]definitely[/sp] play SDT or anything. In fact, I have no idea what that is.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49826556]Oh ew[/QUOTE] What a convienent avatar for this comment :v:

I would give zero fucks if EU was dissolved. We survived worse than that.

the void has stared back at me

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49827295]the void has stared back at me[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3628"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OGG88sG.png[/IMG][/URL]

I have a confession to make. I moved out today. I was the one paying the internet bill and owned the modem and the router. This was at my parents house. They decided they want to evict me for whatever reason. It's not really important. As I was in the process of moving out and my friend was helping me get my boxes and stuff into his truck, my parents were scrambling about asking about the internet. It was a quick conversation where I said give me $100 for the modem. They forked over $100 for the modem. Then my mom noticed I also had the router and she asked if that was required for the internet too. My dad said obviously it was, and so he asked how much. I said $100, he offered $80. I made $180 today from my parents. And they're stuck with paying $90 internet bill (woohoo canadian ISP prices). But that's not really the confession. The confession is I absolutely forgot to tell them that they're being QoS'd by the router settings I had made months ago. So they're paying $90 for 30mbps internet, but only getting maybe 5 of that per device.

i guess this counts: i literally cannot comprehend relationships - romantic, sexual or anything in between after failing spectacularly at trying to interact with a girl very early on (and having had my ass kicked for it) my mind has formed a barrier that keeps out any ideas of even trying to approach the fairer sex, with the main underlying thing probably being fear of rejection - or to be more precise, the fear of having to go through all the crap of the first episode. obviously, the concept of casual relationships is completely alien to me and every time it's mentioned - every time i come across anything to do with relationships, love or sex, in fact - my brain first throws up a BSOD and then explodes in a multi-kiloton blast of jealous and self-loathing rage directed first at other people for being so successful with women and second at myself for being a lonely virgin who can do nothing but tremble with green-eyed impotent hate while all other people of his age and younger seem to be fucking like rabbits. with this also comes loathing of my own malformed and acne-cratered face that could never even hope to win hearts or minds in any scenario imaginable. Valentine's Day is the worst single thing every year because it takes what i will never have and what everyone else has and rubs it all across my face and then spits on me afterwards should i just jump off a building or get locked up in some asylum or start watching anime, because a great chunk of my life is missing, a part that has always been missing and a part that i feel i'm now all too old to even try to understand. the feeling of frustrated and misanthropic hate is slowly getting worse and i'm not sure if i want to see the point where it finally reaches critical mass and i kill myself or start assaulting people because i saw them kissing in the street tl;dr i hate myself for being an unfuckable virgin shit, forever

[QUOTE=residntevl;49828023]But that's not really the confession. The confession is I absolutely forgot to tell them that they're being QoS'd by the router settings I had made months ago. So they're paying $90 for 30mbps internet, but only getting maybe 5 of that per device.[/QUOTE] Any slightly immoral techy kid probably did the same (myself included). I can do one better though. I set up a VPN on my parents' router when I was in boarding school so I could bypass the internet filter by tunneling through and downloading porn and torrents and shit like that through my parents' internet. I let people "order" things, pay me a fee of $5/GB, and it would be uploaded onto their computer's shared folder. The boarding school's network security was incredibly shitty, the web filter was basically the only thing they didn't screw up (except if you renamed your computer to the same name as the master server and rebooted at exactly 2:30 AM when it rebooted, you sometimes got authorization to basically do anything with the filter - their "fix" was to manually shut off the network from 2 AM to 3 AM). So the IT staff didn't really care at all. I hung out with them for a student work thing and they'd do shit like steal RAM from student computers when they came in to be fixed. There were only 3 or 4 kids I can remember who were actually tech-literate, the rest were dumbass southern good-ol-boy jock assholes who got their computers bankrolled by their parents so they never noticed. Mostly Alienware and shit like that (although I had a giant fuck huge $5,000 XPS laptop at the time so I can't really judge). I know of a few cases where the IT staff literally swapped out parts with shitty junk from retired school computers, plugged the ethernet into mains power, and handed the computer back saying it was busted to shit and they'd have to get a new one - then they'd take the good parts and use them in their own builds (or sell them, presumably - what would one do with like 8 graphics cards). note for mods: I was like 15 and stupid at the time, I haven't done this for like 10 years and don't condone it (also I did not participate in any way in the part theft)

I feel like taking the bus in the city where I live is a very deep, psychological, emotionally challenging activity. Buses never arrive on time, never, ever, for any reason, but the bus "being on time" is relative. For the people waiting for it, the bus has taken more than a hour, but if you just arrived there the bus is "on time" in your perspective, it passed right in the moment you arrived, it was on time, but only you can feel it, it's not on time for the rest of the people. When I see the bus coming and try to make the signal for it to stop the entire thing turns into a psychological game between me and the bus driver. The key to win is by visualizing myself inside the bus before it gets close to me, but at the same time I must visualize it stopping [I]close[/I] to me. Failing to visualize yourself or refusing to believe on the bus will make the bus driver ignore you (worst outcome) or it will stop but like a block ahead of you (you visualized yourself inside the bus, but not having it pull over close to you). There are also several factors which could lead to the bus not stopping: 1) If it's going above normal speed, before you start visualizing yourself it needs to notice you, if it doesn't notice you then you're fucked, it's gonna switch lane (which also involves believing that the bus will switch to the normal lane and not skip the stop). 2) If the stop is near to a parking lot and a car is leaving, the odds of the bus driver switching lanes increases. 3) If a woman somehow triggers the bus to stop one block early or far from the bus stop, 90% of the times you must rush to get into the bus as the odds of the bus driver skipping the bus stop greatly increases. When you're the last person on the bus you can approach to the front and most drivers will ask you at which stop you want them to drop you off, if you tell them, they will skip all the remaining stops and take you to your destination immediately. This usually happens in the morning, but it works at evening/night. Certain routes are very elusive while others actually [I]wait[/I] for more people to arrive and get on the bus. People who live too far away have it harder because usually the longer the trip, the more elusive bus drivers are. Also, there is a "thing" with the bus card, that card is kinda important, the discount isn't noticeable but not having the card will hurt your wallet by a lot, when you "recharge" your card, there is a thing where the registry remains open (only at some stores) and the receipt will only show a single purchase/thing, some people do sell cards with $1000 for half the price and such. Bus drivers don't mind talking to other bus drivers, even if they're in the middle of a busy avenue and are literally yelling at each other from one window to another. By the way, they are not allowed to pick up people in the middle of the street, but whenever they switch lanes to skip an stop, if you approach to them and knock the door, most of them will let you in as they wouldn't really like leaving some guy in front of a bunch of cars. Public transit is owned/tied to some criminal organization, there was one time some guy got kidnapped and certain routes were forced to turn off the card scanner for some days and give everyone with a card a free trip.

taking a turn from all of the funny confessions and sexual fetish posts in this thread, this is a serious one, and as much as i dont like revealing personal issues with friends, i need to get this off my chest. there are actually people who care about me as much as i care about them warning: cheesy and emotional shit up ahead I have a lot of friends. I'm not saying this to brag, but I'm saying this because I have a lot of friends I'm not particularly close with on a personal level. I only have one I'd consider my best friend out of the group and others less so, but still up there. I've hung out with him the most throughout my highschool years and the friendship had its ups and downs. For the past year, I for some reason started to get annoyed at everything he does and it results in me taking it out on him for no reason. I've even had dreams of slamming him on the turf and punching his face in repeatedly. I still can't believe id even think of something like that. I'd start getting jealous at his achievements and his outgoingness and how popular he is compared to me and not worrying about my achievements in [I]my[/I] own life, which would result in the above; taking out my angers on him. This happens a lot and as a result I'd feel down at myself for being a bad friend and not share my feelings with him on that. Fast forward n shit, he is having encounters with this random girl. He didn't like her in particular, and she'd give off signs that she liked him. Fast forward to yesterday, he had a pretty embarrassing moment relating to her in front of my whole friend circle. She walked up behind him and stood there, until I pointed out that she was there, and she said hi to him randomly, since he doesn't really like cringey moments, his way of reacting to the situation was completely weird and unexpected, resulting in us erupting into laughter. His face got hella red and it was pretty embarrassing. We went to his place after school and talked about the whole thing and he was pretty hard on himself because of that moment at school. Shortly after at his place, he got a friend request from her, and sparing the details, she liked him. I told him that I was happy for him and I'm there for him and i know how he feels. I went to my place to let them talk n shit. I got home and at night i got on xbox with him and we talked some more about it. he and the girl were talking about some deep shit, like dating and how he wanted to get to know her more before pursuing a relationship, stuff like that. He is still hard on the incident at school involving her, and i told him its alright. he said he hates how his brain works and his issues with anxiety n shit and how people think of him. This is where I realize he cares about me as much as i do and i feel like ive been a bad friend: He says I'm the best friend he's ever had and I'm the only one who understands the issues he goes through. He said he was sorry for anything he's ever done to me and how he doesn't want the friendship to dissolve. I'm getting emotional just typing this right now. I said that he's the only good friend that I have and stuff like that. we play cod some more and that is that. I feel that me and him are more close than ever Today I went and recorded a guitar solo to a backingtrack from a band and played it back, and i almost teared up when hearing it. Yep, my own recording almost made me tear up TLDR: drama and friendships

I used to steal random shit from my school, and sometimes I still do. Everything from CDs to books, I've never gotten in trouble, but should probably stop.

[QUOTE=PartyPutin;49828635]I used to steal random shit from my school, and sometimes I still do. Everything from CDs to books, I've never gotten in trouble, but should probably stop.[/QUOTE] I have like 20 of the sd card blanks from the school laptops [i]somewhere[/i].

[QUOTE=Joazzz;49828290]Stuff[/QUOTE] Don't be hard on yourself. I'm on the same boat as you, whenever I hang out with my friends they all talk about their relationships and such and I'm always the guy who has no story to tell because I just know jackshit about how to be with someone else. The only time I had a girl talk to me was in middle school and guess what? I fucked it up, I was depressed, I just wanted to murder people, I just wanted to go crazy one day and go on a rampage, and believe me, even while I was an overall friendly guy and quite successful academically, I knew on the very deep of myself that I was rotting and if I couldn't find help I would either end up killing myself or killing someone else. I had to tell her and ruin it all, she knew and while she decided to still be my friend, I knew everything was over. Eventually I just decided to grow up from it, yeah, I will never meet anyone, I'll probably never know what it feels to develop a special bond with someone else, let alone intimacy, my friends can come over and call me out for being a virgin, an idiot and a beta and whatever kind of shit they come up with, in the end I know I'm okay with who I am, I focus on myself and constantly improve myself, not because I want to impress people, but because I choose to find love in myself before trying to find it outside. After I started seeking for help I realized that most of my problems were inside of me. Being alone is only a problem for me if I think it's a problem. If someone ever calls you out for not having a partner or because they've had more partners than you then they're retarded because not everyone is forced or needs to have one. You are no less or more than another person for being or not being with someone, you are not incomplete but you are not doomed to be alone forever either, just focus on yourself and things will eventually come to you. Anyways, I don't really know much about the subject, but from the very little things I have experienced that's all I can tell you really.

When i was 3, my mother took me into the voting booth with her and let me choose who to vote for. I chose George W. Bush. Im partially responsible for 9/11.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49828725]I have like 20 of the sd card blanks from the school laptops [i]somewhere[/i].[/QUOTE] Those stupid plastic things? I'll buy your 20, I have a collection somewhere myself, the IT staff conned the administration into paying for actual SD cards to replace them and I jacked those too to use for my distribution scheme in the later months (once people got paranoid about the IT staff having access to their shared folders - SD cards are easily hidden and untraceable so I'd just slip one into the gap in their mailbox and that was that) Actually imagine how much shit gets moved around on micro SD cards. There are 200 GB micro SD cards now. You could literally put 200 HD movies on a little sliver of plastic the size of your fingernail. There has to be like government spies and shit hiding information on them and sneaking them around. ugh sorry I'm WAYTing

I almost exclusively watch youtube videos longer than 20 minutes at 1.5x or 2x

[QUOTE=The golden;49828831]At that age you were probably more concerned about whether or not they would let you keep the little pencil for filling out the ballots. :v:[/QUOTE] Still got a bigger bodycount than you.

I don't know how to be romantic

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49830538]I don't know how to be romantic[/QUOTE] i hate saying cheesy shit like "you're cute" or "i love you" and other stuff along those lines like, i can just never say them. the furthest i'm willing to go is with "you're nice looking" and "i like you"

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49830579]i hate saying cheesy shit like "you're cute" or "i love you" and other stuff along those lines like, i can just never say them. the furthest i'm willing to go is with "you're nice looking" and "i like you"[/QUOTE] I just feel they're overused. I feel like people equate 'i love you' to just 'I appreciate you' and see it as a formality rather than a heartfelt message of bond I say 'ily' and other variants online to friends occasionally and irl too, admittedly

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49830538]I don't know how to be romantic[/QUOTE] I've always been a fan of changing the way I am romantic to be more of a bonding over being nice thing. So instead of just awkwardly going up to someone, even someone your dating, and saying some canned phrase, I would go out of my way to do something I know my SO cares about with them. So like if they like art and haven't seen some cool new exhibit yet, I would surprise them with tickets or something. Or just small things like painting with them. Canned phrases won't get you far beacuse anyone with half a brain knows they are canned. [editline]28th February 2016[/editline] Basically instead of saying "I love you," show them that you love them, in a non creepy way of course!