Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Joazzz;49828290]i guess this counts: i literally cannot comprehend relationships - romantic, sexual or anything in between after failing spectacularly at trying to interact with a girl very early on (and having had my ass kicked for it) my mind has formed a barrier that keeps out any ideas of even trying to approach the fairer sex, with the main underlying thing probably being fear of rejection - or to be more precise, the fear of having to go through all the crap of the first episode. obviously, the concept of casual relationships is completely alien to me and every time it's mentioned - every time i come across anything to do with relationships, love or sex, in fact - my brain first throws up a BSOD and then explodes in a multi-kiloton blast of jealous and self-loathing rage directed first at other people for being so successful with women and second at myself for being a lonely virgin who can do nothing but tremble with green-eyed impotent hate while all other people of his age and younger seem to be fucking like rabbits. with this also comes loathing of my own malformed and acne-cratered face that could never even hope to win hearts or minds in any scenario imaginable. Valentine's Day is the worst single thing every year because it takes what i will never have and what everyone else has and rubs it all across my face and then spits on me afterwards should i just jump off a building or get locked up in some asylum or start watching anime, because a great chunk of my life is missing, a part that has always been missing and a part that i feel i'm now all too old to even try to understand. the feeling of frustrated and misanthropic hate is slowly getting worse and i'm not sure if i want to see the point where it finally reaches critical mass and i kill myself or start assaulting people because i saw them kissing in the street tl;dr i hate myself for being an unfuckable virgin shit, forever[/QUOTE] Dude, I'm not sure how old you are, but I'm 25 and you described me entirely. I guess the good news is you aren't the only one.

[QUOTE=da space core;49834356]ok, time for some funny posts someone I am interested in confessed that they like eating dog treats, and they would make me try some too. Do I abort right now or what?[/QUOTE] No, what you do is get them onto hamster treats. That is good stuff. Well the yogurt drops or whatever those are called. Although sunflower seeds are also hamster treats, so either one works.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49834438]I ate dog food once and it was gross what is wrong with you[/QUOTE] Nono, not regular dog food; dog treats. Some of those had a nice salty snack kinda thing going on with them.

Well damn. I just got summoned for Jury Duty. :hammered:

[QUOTE=Joazzz;49828290]i guess this counts: i literally cannot comprehend relationships - romantic, sexual or anything in between after failing spectacularly at trying to interact with a girl very early on (and having had my ass kicked for it) my mind has formed a barrier that keeps out any ideas of even trying to approach the fairer sex, with the main underlying thing probably being fear of rejection - or to be more precise, the fear of having to go through all the crap of the first episode. obviously, the concept of casual relationships is completely alien to me and every time it's mentioned - every time i come across anything to do with relationships, love or sex, in fact - my brain first throws up a BSOD and then explodes in a multi-kiloton blast of jealous and self-loathing rage directed first at other people for being so successful with women and second at myself for being a lonely virgin who can do nothing but tremble with green-eyed impotent hate while all other people of his age and younger seem to be fucking like rabbits. with this also comes loathing of my own malformed and acne-cratered face that could never even hope to win hearts or minds in any scenario imaginable. Valentine's Day is the worst single thing every year because it takes what i will never have and what everyone else has and rubs it all across my face and then spits on me afterwards should i just jump off a building or get locked up in some asylum or start watching anime, because a great chunk of my life is missing, a part that has always been missing and a part that i feel i'm now all too old to even try to understand. the feeling of frustrated and misanthropic hate is slowly getting worse and i'm not sure if i want to see the point where it finally reaches critical mass and i kill myself or start assaulting people because i saw them kissing in the street tl;dr i hate myself for being an unfuckable virgin shit, forever[/QUOTE] While the pressure that you feel is probably very real, and shared by a lot of people, I think you should forget everything about "Valentine's Day" at least.. Because it's just one day of the year. A single "special" day that somehow, for some reason, makes all the single people of the world feel like more shit than the day before. Why? All the couples and partners may as well have sex/be cute any other day, so it shouldn't bother you, not logically. Fuck that. As for everything else, I refuse to believe you're so bad off, but I don't want to downplay anyone's situation. There should be treatments for acne, and it shouldn't be the end of the world. Everyone struggles with their own faults in their bodies. And ultimately we have to keep up with the struggle, learn to live with them, or overcome them, fix them over time. Like I said, I don't want to downplay, but I can only hope it's not so bad. It's my brain being optimistic. There's also a saying that goes [I]"A lot of people exist in the sea"[/I] or something. Now, people seek and expect different standards from others (usually ~equal to their own standards) but there are so many people on this planet, that the hope is never really lost. Also, apologies if you were not expecting responses to your post, but I hate it when any users (especially my favorite users) are expressing uneasy feelings and times in their lives. It makes me want to respond to them, like a duty to respond even though there is none. Even though my words may even do more harm than good, but I hope not. People say shit like "Love your Body" but you can also make a deal with somebody, and agree to love their body if they agree to love yours, kinda the same thing.

I've been playing good guy characters for so long I feel actual guilt if I do something bad in a game, like stealing, or play in a way the devs didn't intend [editline]e[/editline] I think the last time I was actually evil in a game was 2005

[QUOTE=da space core;49834356]ok, time for some funny posts someone I am interested in confessed that they like eating dog treats, and they would make me try some too. Do I abort right now or what?[/QUOTE] isn't dog food more nutritionally balanced or something like that?

I saved a family from a divorce. I'm a fucking hero

i'm quitting video games i simply don't enjoy playing them much anymore i'm still playing 3ds games though because mh4u and sm4sh are fun

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49836705]i'm quitting video games i simply don't enjoy playing them much anymore i'm still playing 3ds games though because mh4u and sm4sh are fun[/QUOTE] I was playing MK7 on my 3ds while walking home from university today it was pretty lacklustre so is super mario 3d land when I think about it all these older games not being as enjoyable as a lot of newer releases

[QUOTE=glitchvid;49835560]Well damn. I just got summoned for Jury Duty. :hammered:[/QUOTE] It's a waste of time imo, even older guys I met during it were telling me it's stupid One guy said that they're breaking labour laws by only paying us like $10 a day :v:

I ended up not doing that threesome. I ended up pussying out because I can't lie to save my life and my dad was home too. I may be 19 but my parents are still fairly nosy into what I do so like I don't ask people on dates or try to hookup with people because I'm scared of my parents butting in one way or another. Hell, I'm terrified of hanging out with my friends for the same reason. Oh and this morning when I was getting coffee from Dunkin Donuts, I dropped the straw the cute girl at the window gave me twice (and almost my coffee as well), and I realized as I was driving away I could have said after dropping both those straws I could have said "Sorry, I just get nervous around cute women". Damn it, wish I had thought of that sooner

[QUOTE=Scratch.;49836894]I was playing MK7 on my 3ds while walking home from university today it was pretty lacklustre so is super mario 3d land when I think about it all these older games not being as enjoyable as a lot of newer releases[/QUOTE] I found that when trying to play old DOS games. They just weren't as enjoyable as I've played newer, better games.

Back when I was really young, I went on a family trip to Paris. Due to my age, I often confused Euros with these- [thumb]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Aero-Wrapper-Small.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=bdd458;49837370]I ended up not doing that threesome. I ended up pussying out because I can't lie to save my life and my dad was home too. I may be 19 but my parents are still fairly nosy into what I do so like I don't ask people on dates or try to hookup with people because I'm scared of my parents butting in one way or another. Hell, I'm terrified of hanging out with my friends for the same reason. Oh and this morning when I was getting coffee from Dunkin Donuts, I dropped the straw the cute girl at the window gave me twice (and almost my coffee as well), and I realized as I was driving away I could have said after dropping both those straws I could have said "Sorry, I just get nervous around cute women". Damn it, wish I had thought of that sooner[/QUOTE] That's why you give half truths You were just going to hang out with some friends

I've dabbled in playing instruments before but I really know almost nothing about music. I hate that I can't have any sort of intelligent or nuanced conversation about it, all I can say is "I like this song because it makes my brain go '[I]MMMMMMM me likey[/I]' does your brain do this too" [editline]29th February 2016[/editline] But I'm also just really bad about not being familiar with the work of artists who are generally considered to be good or significant and I'm really lazy about going out of my way to find new music to listen to, usually with me I just like something because I heard it in a video game or a movie. That being said I tend to prefer instrumentals and I find I'm able to appreciate music more if I have some kind of context to associate it with like a scene from a movie or location from a game so that might explain the above somewhat.

I like some of Shymalan's old movies , they aren't that bad .

My brother is probably going to get accepted into med school soon. I want to feel happy for him, my Deans List, 3.6+ GPA high testing brother, but I just feel like shit. I'm in IT, literally just shittier Computer Science, and my GPA is 2.014 because I can't motivate myself to work hard. I feel like a huge disappointment to my family for being so useless compared to him.

Whenever I type in my password, I feel like saying it out loud as I type Thankfully, I never have

[QUOTE=kijji;49837328]It's a waste of time imo, even older guys I met during it were telling me it's stupid One guy said that they're breaking labour laws by only paying us like $10 a day :v:[/QUOTE] Wow that's shit, when I did it I got 80 each day of sitting in comfy chairs for an hour. Didn't get my name picked out of the hat when the first case started and the second case was a guilty plea so everyone went home.

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49836510]I saved a family from a divorce. I'm a fucking hero[/QUOTE] Contrary to this, I may have made a coworker split up with her boyfriend over $4. She forgot to close out her till and the rule at work is if you forget your till, you lose your tips. So she comes back in after her shift is over asking for her tips. Total on her till was $14.20. So I hand her a $10 and say "you can have this. The rest is punishment for forgetting your till" and she goes "Well if you're going to do that you can just keep it." and storms out of the building. Her boyfriend looks at me confused and I say to him "do you want the $10?" and he happily takes it. This small act of him taking $10 instead of the full $14.20 caused a fight between them. It ended with them talking about leaving each other and the boyfriend waiting in the parking lot for me after work at 10pm. Nothing crazy happened and he was a mess looking for some validation of any kind. But that's super fun for me to deal with. Now I'm an asshole for following the rules. Shes lucky I offered $10 instead of $0.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49839427]Contrary to this, I may have made a coworker split up with her boyfriend over $4. She forgot to close out her till and the rule at work is if you forget your till, you lose your tips. So she comes back in after her shift is over asking for her tips. Total on her till was $14.20. So I hand her a $10 and say "you can have this. The rest is punishment for forgetting your till" and she goes "Well if you're going to do that you can just keep it." and storms out of the building. Her boyfriend looks at me confused and I say to him "do you want the $10?" and he happily takes it. This small act of him taking $10 instead of the full $14.20 caused a fight between them. It ended with them talking about leaving each other and the boyfriend waiting in the parking lot for me after work at 10pm. Nothing crazy happened and he was a mess looking for some validation of any kind. But that's super fun for me to deal with. Now I'm an asshole for following the rules. Shes lucky I offered $10 instead of $0.[/QUOTE] You did nothing wrong, you even bend the rules to be nice.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49839427]Contrary to this, I may have made a coworker split up with her boyfriend over $4. She forgot to close out her till and the rule at work is if you forget your till, you lose your tips. So she comes back in after her shift is over asking for her tips. Total on her till was $14.20. So I hand her a $10 and say "you can have this. The rest is punishment for forgetting your till" and she goes "Well if you're going to do that you can just keep it." and storms out of the building. Her boyfriend looks at me confused and I say to him "do you want the $10?" and he happily takes it. This small act of him taking $10 instead of the full $14.20 caused a fight between them. It ended with them talking about leaving each other and the boyfriend waiting in the parking lot for me after work at 10pm. Nothing crazy happened and he was a mess looking for some validation of any kind. But that's super fun for me to deal with. Now I'm an asshole for following the rules. Shes lucky I offered $10 instead of $0.[/QUOTE] tbh for fucking $4.20 dollars it wasnt even worth it just blaze it and get over it

Lately I've been tempted to make an avatar with a Subway sandwich but I can't bring myself to use one.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49840110]Lately I've been tempted to make an avatar with a Subway sandwich but I can't bring myself to use one.[/QUOTE] Perhaps have the subway sandwich over something completely innocent?

i might have aspergers now i know that i'm officialy doomed to be alone and be a bourden to everyone

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49840955]i might have aspergers now i know that i'm officialy doomed to be alone and be a bourden to everyone[/QUOTE] Join the club. I'm trying to find a way out.

Things just got depressing in the thread.

i wish i owned a dildo

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49841375]i wish i owned a dildo[/QUOTE] What is stopping you? Order it online or get someone else to buy one for you. Wrap it up and hide it in the attic/gutter/computer case/freezer/cistern/whatever. No one has to know.