Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49841567]What is stopping you? Order it online or get someone else to buy one for you. Wrap it up and hide it in the attic/gutter/computer case/freezer/cistern/whatever. No one has to know.[/QUOTE] But what happens if the bank checks your purchase history and finds a transaction from AmericanDildonics.com hiding in there. You'd die of embarrassment.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49841375]i wish i owned a dildo[/QUOTE] buy one off amazon. Itll come in a plain brown box and no one will suspect. Buy one with another order to have them grouped so you can be like "oh look my keyboard is here" and no one will suspect anything.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49841575]But what happens if the bank checks your purchase history and finds a transaction from AmericanDildonics.com hiding in there. You'd die of embarrassment.[/QUOTE] No you won't. The guy checking your transaction history is some faceless spod who will maybe smirk at seeing it then forget about it 15 seconds later when he's got to go through another 50 transaction histories that day.

NSFW [sp]Sometimes when I really like someone or appreciate them, I imagine them physically torturing me. I don't know why. I mean, when I don't like someone I just think about murdering them and I get the urge to do so but I contain myself, but when I like someone I just imagine them trying to torture me and I feel good for it, like if I deserved it for some reason. [/sp] I don't know what kind of background could have lead me to feel like that. Like, sometimes when my mother or my older brother scold me for something [sp] I kinda wish one of them would just beat the living fuck out of me, to the point where I'm in the ground and I'm in full pain and even if I begged them to stop they just kept going on and on until I'm left in the ground bleeding, like if that's how it should be [/sp] I don't want a random person or someone I don't like to do that to me, but I feel like if someone I like did it to me, they're doing right because that's what I deserve. Some weird shit going I know.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49841626]bad dragon does a good job of being discrete It will be listed as BD Industries on your history and the sender will be called "John Mulders"[/QUOTE] Jan, not John. [sp]no i dont have bad dragon dildos shut up NO[/sp]

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49841675]Actually it's both Jan and John.[/QUOTE] So i take you have at least 2 to have verified this

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49841121]Things just got depressing in the thread.[/QUOTE] And then turned into dildo talk.

I mean if we are on our weekly Dildo talk. I got really close to buying one. But they didn't have any prices listed and didn't want to ask. So I said fuck it. *ba da tiss* and all that jazz. I don't think its right for me anyhow.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49841633]NSFW [sp]Sometimes when I really like someone or appreciate them, I imagine them physically torturing me. I don't know why. I mean, when I don't like someone I just think about murdering them and I get the urge to do so but I contain myself, but when I like someone I just imagine them trying to torture me and I feel good for it, like if I deserved it for some reason. [/sp] I don't know what kind of background could have lead me to feel like that. Like, sometimes when my mother or my older brother scold me for something [sp] I kinda wish one of them would just beat the living fuck out of me, to the point where I'm in the ground and I'm in full pain and even if I begged them to stop they just kept going on and on until I'm left in the ground bleeding, like if that's how it should be [/sp] I don't want a random person or someone I don't like to do that to me, but I feel like if someone I like did it to me, they're doing right because that's what I deserve. Some weird shit going I know.[/QUOTE] so tl;dr you're a masochist?

[sp]I'm into futa stuff.[/sp]

whoops, wrong topic

[QUOTE=Infab;49842405][sp]I'm into futa stuff.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Futa are the best of both worlds and traps can be cuter than actual girls[/sp]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49842498][sp]Futa are the best of both worlds and traps can be cuter than actual girls[/sp][/QUOTE] It blows my mind how this can be possible sometimes. Are hormones that effective for some people?

[QUOTE=da space core;49841754]So i take you have at least 2 to have verified this[/QUOTE] I don't know when they switched from Jan to John, but I'm guessing it has to do with the fact that googling "Jan Mulders" basically spills the beans - ironically by some dumbass on the BD forums complaining about it, which is now the top result. [sp]And of course, gotta get the insertable to go along with the dildo, you know[/sp] [sp]and then put the dildo in the insertable and laugh[/sp] [sp]and then realize you just spent about $200 to make this stupid joke[/sp]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842536][sp]I would consider myself a trap tbqh[/sp][/QUOTE] :doubt:

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49842509]It blows my mind how this can be possible sometimes. Are hormones that effective for some people?[/QUOTE] Yep. [url=https://i.imgur.com/tFdmIgd.jpg]Some transgenders are[/url] [url=https://i.imgur.com/xhRHVJ4.jpg]completely unrecognisable as their former gender[/url]. It is entirely possible to see a transwoman/man and have them look so natural you wouldn't know unless they told you. Sometimes they don't even take hormones though, sometimes guys are just naturally cute. [editline]1st March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842547]Don't doubt me.[/QUOTE] Go on then, show us.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842557]If only I had clothes and a non judgemental girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Not to be picky or anything but "trap" usually implies femininity without clothing, so I mean, it's not like you [i]need[/i] the clothes ahem

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49842550][B][url=https://i.imgur.com/xhRHVJ4.jpg]completely unrecognisable as their former gender[/url].[/B][/QUOTE] Wow. She is stunning. Is that someone here? haha just curious.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842557]If only I had clothes and a non judgemental girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Excuses.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842571]Yeah but I might as well go full on chick whilst I'm at it what's the point half assing it.[/QUOTE] Just wear like loose jeans and a dirty white shirt like all the cool girls are wearing. [Sp]Or just don't post pics if you are not comfortable doing so. [/sp]

While we're on the subject of dressing like a woman. Socks longer than the knee should be unisex. I have a few pairs that I wear in winter because they keep the entirety of my legs warm, and can easily be washed (unlike slippers, the hard rubber they have as well as their shape means that washing and drying them is pretty awkward).

Many girls do say my nails are beautiful and others say that I have feminine hands.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842589]Oh no I'm 100% comfortable with posting pics. [B]Just not with a judgemental girlfriend who will in fact and has stalked the living shit out of me on here before[/B] :v: There are stuff she already knows but me actually taking photos and posting them would be pushing it.[/QUOTE] That is kinda creepy.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49842590]While we're on the subject of dressing like a woman. Socks longer than the knee should be unisex. I have a few pairs that I wear in winter because they keep the entirety of my legs warm, and can easily be washed (unlike slippers, the hard rubber they have as well as their shape means that washing and drying them is pretty awkward).[/QUOTE] I mean if you want to wear them, wear them, nobody's stopping you unless you're a guy wearing like, short shorts in the winter or something and don't want people to judge you [QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49842597]That is kinda creepy.[/QUOTE] To be honest if I had a boyfriend who just started crossdressing for some losers on an internet forum without telling me, I'd probably be pretty fucked off myself

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49842590]While we're on the subject of dressing like a woman. Socks longer than the knee should be unisex. I have a few pairs that I wear in winter because they keep the entirety of my legs warm, and can easily be washed (unlike slippers, the hard rubber they have as well as their shape means that washing and drying them is pretty awkward).[/QUOTE] Just take my philosophy and wear whatever you want, regardless of what arbitrary gender is associated with it. I've worn short dresses as shirts before for example.

[QUOTE=Samiam22;49842590]While we're on the subject of dressing like a woman. Socks longer than the knee should be unisex. I have a few pairs that I wear in winter because they keep the entirety of my legs warm, and can easily be washed (unlike slippers, the hard rubber they have as well as their shape means that washing and drying them is pretty awkward).[/QUOTE] IMO all clothes should be unisex.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842592]There is nothing wrong with guys wearing thigh height socks.[/QUOTE] Yeah. If I can find any that actually go to my thighs. :v: But then again, I have fat thighs.

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49842596]Many girls do say my nails are beautiful and others say that I have feminine hands.[/QUOTE] I basically have a feminine body that has been stretched. So like I have small wrists, skinny hands/fingers with nice nails, etc, but at the same time have really long legs, long arms, and big hands.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49842592]There is nothing wrong with guys wearing thigh height socks.[/QUOTE] Knee socks are where I draw the line. If it gets really cold I'll throw on some long johns with my knee socks.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;49833841]My mom once confessed to me that she was suicidal for quite some time and was planning on taking my dad with her. The only reason she didn't go through with it was because she was worried she'd kill herself and somehow dad would survive and raise hell with me. She says she's over it now that I'm not as much of a fuckup loser and she has things to look forward to (at the time she was on dialysis and basically subject to him psychologically torturing her because she was practically bedridden). But it is still tough to hear your own mom talk to you about how she was going to murder-suicide someone.[/QUOTE] My mom's told me too that she's suicidal, we ended up making an agreement that we jump together, so if one in the family falls then we all fall.