Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49843895]They're totally gonna do it. It's just awful to listen to. I cringe so hard, the girl has the maddest crush for him, and there's 7 years between them. [B]7.[/B][/QUOTE] Wow, that went from "Somewhat sweet" to "... I have to go." really fast.

Ah, she's cool. She doesn't push boundaries. She's just very vocal about 'em, really. But yeah. I'm really just waiting for them to tell me they're gonna meet up. Some cataclysmic event would have to occur for them not to do it.

Gotta say, some p good conversations going on in here. Anyways I've basically been drinking atleast one litre of Orange Juice every day for the last year and a half, chances are that soon I'll become an orange myself.

Honestly if no ones in the area I won't even bother. Can't even make a 1 hour est. trip. :v: Real confession: When I was younger, I would be fooled by online avatars real easily. Mindset would be Female pic= female user. Boy was I 99.9% wrong.

I don't know know anyone here. I know some people by usernames and what postal's ass looks like but that is about it. Even if I DID know a lot of people here on a somewhat personal level. My chances of a relationship are almost slim to none because of the ratio of boys to girls.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49844161]I don't know know anyone here. I know some people by usernames and what postal's ass looks like but that is about it.[/QUOTE] Pretty much on the same page here too. To think I've seen someone's ass before anyone's face really says a lot about FP. [sp]A community that, like any others that have not-so-great moments, is a pretty fun one to be part of[/sp]

[QUOTE=kilerabv;49798843]When I'm alone in the house I sometimes read stuff out loud with different voices. This has happened several times with posts on FP.[/QUOTE] The next confession is related to this one. When I read the updates on those Nation rp threads I read them in a 1930's news reporter voice or in the voice of one of those kids in older cartoons you can hear yelling "Extra extra! Read all about it!"

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49844161]I don't know know anyone here. I know some people by usernames and what postal's ass looks like but that is about it. Even if I DID know a lot of people here on a somewhat personal level. My chances of a relationship are almost slim to none because of the ratio of boys to girls.[/QUOTE] I like not knowing anyone here (besides like one person.) Tbh I don't think most people on facepunch would like me. It's fun being part of the community, but I would like to keep it at as a community of strangers rather than a group of friends if that makes any sense. [Sp]worded that like I was rejecting someone for a date.[/sp]

I'm not even sure how people makes friends on this website. Do you just randomly send a message that says "Be my friend?" or what? Maybe it's my inability to make friends of my own that I don't understand it.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49844289]I'm not even sure how people makes friends on this website. Do you just randomly send a message that says "Be my friend?" or what? Maybe it's my inability to make friends of my own that I don't understand it.[/QUOTE] Usually i walk up to people and give them an mentos. Who says no to mentos :godzing:

I've written several erotic stories about me and my partner, changed the names to 2 characters that i watch in TV shows and have had them stolen by people because they thought it was that good. I get no credit for these but i just like that people enjoy them.

At one point I thought Brad Pitt was a country singer :v:

For a long time, I confused Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steve Seagal.

[QUOTE=splenda;49844230][Sp]worded that like I was rejecting someone for a date.[/sp][/QUOTE] I thought what we had was special

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49843514]I find it weird when people start LDR's, but you don't see me judging people. It's kind when you see a really beautiful girl in a video, or a hot celebrity etc., and you go "I could fuck that". Principles the same: it's not weird to wanna tap 'em, it's just unlikely if you live in a country (and getting to meet them in the first place). [editline]1st March 2016[/editline] Besides, at the end of the day, I'm sure I could find a few people on this site I'd like to fuck. But hey. [editline]1st March 2016[/editline] Girls only though. No homo. Sorry fellas.[/QUOTE] It's only gay if balls touch.

"No homo, bro." he said as he finished the blowjob.

We were both laughing. My laughter was stifled as his turgid member touched the back of my throat. Between my gags we both chanted, "BRO JOB BRO JOB BRO JOB!"

Man shit, I've been chatting it up pretty hardcore with this one girl [B][I]IRL[/I][/B], at work... The first few times we talked, it was me who went to her. But last time, when she had one hour to kill at the end of the day, she immediately came to seek for me, instead of just going to the break room or w/e for one hour, and she seemed eager I think.. She's even the kinda girl who I'd probably share interests with, like I've heard she's into some TV series, and she had this "Bat-girl" T-shirt.. My Bat-dick in her Bat-pussy, yeah. Like shit, is this some sort of a sign? Should I try to hit it with it? (And yeah, you can probably guess I'm not the most social person there is, either.)

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49843494]I find it so weird when facepunchers wanna have sex with eachother[/QUOTE] I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.

[QUOTE=kloaz;49844557]It's only gay if balls touch.[/QUOTE] It's only gay if you suck dick

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49844718]It's only gay if you suck dick[/QUOTE] Not if it's a girly dick tho'

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49844706]I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.[/QUOTE] I find nothing sexier than you producing posts on this forum. [editline]1st March 2016[/editline] ;-)

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49844706]I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.[/QUOTE] Human mind works mysterious ways, it automatically fills blanks with desired things.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49844706]I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.[/QUOTE] I see it as people using the internet as a substitute for their lack of relationships in real life, which I think is extremely unhealthy.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49844706]I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.[/QUOTE] This is what I meant, you worded it 100x times better tho. It's unhealthy yo, go out and find someone you enjoy being around irl.

One of my friends is dating a girl who is controlling and manipulative. She's the kind of liberal thinks that Leonardo Di Caprio shouldn't have won because Eddie Redmayne played a trans person and that makes his role x100 better than Leo's role in The Revenant. This has rubbed off on my friend who has been dating her for about a month and has to go through her saying that the two years that she was with her ex were the best years of her life and when he made a CD with songs that reminded him of her she called him stupid and said that my christmas gift was better :what:. He takes all this verbal and physical abuse because he was homeschooled for his whole life and this is his first relationship and he thinks he's going to marry this girl. He's totally in love with her and we have no idea how to tell him that it's a bad relationship because he gets extremely defensive and won't listen when we have criticism of her.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49844941]This is what I meant, you worded it 100x times better tho. It's unhealthy yo, go out and find someone you enjoy being around irl.[/QUOTE] But that involves talking to unknown people in real life. The world might end if I do that.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49844706]I find the whole internet attraction thing a bit weird but maybe I'm just autistic or something. Ok, yeah maybe if you see a picture of an attractive person [I]and[/I] you get along really well then maybe there could be something there, but being attracted to someone because you chat online sometimes or because you think their posting style is super sexy or something is just strange.[/QUOTE] In the past, I would've been "yeah, totally agree man" until I made the mistake of becoming infatuated with someone over the internet myself, hah. But in the case I've talked about earlier, with my two friends getting together, they both have pictures of themselves on Skype and use that as their primary platform to talk. She's pretty attractive if you ask me, and he is too (I guess, gotta ask her :v:), so it makes sense in their case.

isn't odd to think that one day we will pop on here on facepunch to check some thread or something and then never come back?

[DEL]This[/DEL]Last page made me think about talking to people. And I did. I might have made a new friend.