Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

d'awww.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49845219][DEL]This[/DEL]Last page made me think about talking to people. And I did. I might have made a new friend.[/QUOTE] get in there lad

on a whim I shaved my legs yesterday, I have [I]ZERO[/I] idea why I did this but [i]damn[/i] it feels good

[QUOTE=da space core;49845075]isn't odd to think that one day we will pop on here on facepunch to check some thread or something and then never come back?[/QUOTE] Isn't it odd to think that we're born into this world out of the blue without our own very will and just ... fade away with time like that? :(

shit I posted "weird gender issues" confession when the "fauxlosophy" phase is just beginning

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49843895]They're totally gonna do it. It's just awful to listen to. I cringe so hard, the girl has the maddest crush for him, and there's 7 years between them. [B]7.[/B][/QUOTE] 7 years honestly isn't that bad if they are both legal.

I had a panic attack in class today while trying to finish the ACT and now I'm going to have to retake it all over again.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49845219][DEL]This[/DEL]Last page made me think about talking to people. And I did. I might have made a new friend.[/QUOTE] It made me thinking about talking to people too. Too bad people generally don't enjoy being around me

[QUOTE=matt000024;49845385]7 years honestly isn't that bad if they are both legal.[/QUOTE] They're both legal, no worries, but he's 19 while she's 26. He still lives at home while she obviously lives by herself, but I do think she's been a little too pushy with trying to get together with him - if only to fuck.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49843494]I find it so weird when facepunchers wanna have sex with eachother[/QUOTE] It feels like an unspoken rule is being broken.

got drunk a couple of months ago and tried to kill myself

If my parents saw what I've drawn in my sketchbook they'd probably put me on suicide watch

This talk reminds me of the scene in Friends when Ross is dating the 20 year old and Joey is like "Think about it when you're 90" and Ross interrupts saying something like "Yeah, the age difference won't be so much" and is corrected with "No, you'll know what it was like to sleep with a 20 year old!"

Age difference doesn't really matter when you reach 21. As long as you're within the same age range, it's nothing odd.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49845917]Age difference doesn't really matter when you reach 21. As long as you're within the same age range, it's nothing odd.[/QUOTE] Forgetting to mention that a lot can change when you reach your twenties. I know that many of my friends and I have changed quite a lot after we turned 20. None of us are the same that we were just a year ago. I suppose you could make that same argument every time you turn older, but I found that going from 19 to 20 had the most profound 'effect' on me.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49846026]Forgetting to mention that a lot can change when you reach your twenties. I know that many of my friends and I have changed quite a lot after we turned 20. None of us are the same that we were just a year ago. I suppose you could make that same argument every time you turn older, but I found that going from 19 to 20 had the most profound 'effect' on me.[/QUOTE] I used to be in that mindset of not dating anyone older than 21 because of age difference. It's a carry over from high school, but once you spend a few years as an adult, age differences matter a lot less.

[QUOTE=da space core;49845075]isn't odd to think that one day we will pop on here on facepunch to check some thread or something and then never come back?[/QUOTE] I never actually thought of that. It made me sad. Why can't we all live in facepunch happily forever after?

All this dating age talk reminds me of what I went through. I guess it counts as a confession? Maybe not, since I didn't really do anything that caused this, except being 2 years too old. [QUOTE=E3245;47272482] In the past few days, I am royally pissed off that I have to end a friendship with my friend a year after it started. Apparently, her mother is one of those strong believers of Christianity and doesn't tolerate any of her friends who are 2+ years older or younger. I had no other choice but to end it because it has to be this way. [/QUOTE] [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446210&page=71"]More[/URL] [QUOTE=E3245;49305288]While we are on the subject, I had a teacher once who told me I couldn't be friends with her daughter because I was too old for her. She was two years younger than me. I was infuriated when I found out that it was just a lie, to get rid of me. I bet she also told her daughter that something happened to me, and she was never to talk to me ever again. I'm probably gonna write her and everyone else a letter. They deserve to know what happened to me afterwards.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=E3245;49308290]Okay, I have rewritten this three times already, but every time I finish it, the computer craps out on me. Here we go, I'm gonna write the first part, before. I was friends with her (let's call her E), for almost a year. Around that time, I turned in my two week notice, because I wanted a different job. What I wanted to do was to hang out with E, so I asked her mom if I could. Her response was, "Oh, sorry, she's busy, and besides, you're too old for her, sorry!" and I explained to her I just wanted to be friends. She didn't care. She said, "I know, but still, you're too old for her." So what I had to do next was something I never do in my life. I had to cut ties with E. I felt sick in my stomach. I told her mom that, and she said, "Yeah, that's a good idea." I told my best friend about this situation I was in. He told me that she was delusional to think this, and she should calm the fuck down. I asked several people on Facepunch, and they nearly said the same thing (I'll try to find the post if I can). So I decided in the end, that I wouldn't do it, because it just felt wrong on so many levels. If only I had the courage to tell E and everyone else what happened. I'm just too scared to do it, because her mom might threaten me. It hurts to type this out.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php...1#post48445545"]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php...1#post48445545[/URL] [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1480609&p=48445974&viewfull=1#post48445974"]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1480609&p=48445974&viewfull=1#post48445974[/URL] I'm guessing that the entire reason this happened is because the dynamic has changed between her mom and I. I noticed it after I graduated HS. Maybe I was just too damn arrogant, thinking that she would be okay with this. Just speculation though, could be anything I did or say at this point. There nothing I can do to change this. I'm stuck in limbo forever. It was also a turning point in my life, since it caused me to rethink my priorities, allegiances, and loyalties. It still burns in my mind, but I try to avoid thinking too much about it. I needed to get away from all of this, from everyone. That's why I'm actively pursuing a degree now.

When I shower I like to pretend that the shampoo bottle is a weapon and and set up a scene where it's raining and I'm shooting at enemies. Depending on the shape of the bottle, the weapon might be an assault rifle, a shotgun or a rail gun, sometimes instead of a gun it could be a grenade or a molotov. Reload animations also vary. Alternatively, I might grab the sponge and try to keep it in the air by kicking it like if it was a soccer ball.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49846368]When I shower I like to pretend that the shampoo bottle is a weapon and and set up a scene where it's raining and I'm shooting at enemies. Depending on the shape of the bottle, the weapon might be an assault rifle, a shotgun or a rail gun, sometimes instead of a gun it could be a grenade or a molotov. Reload animations also vary. Alternatively, I might grab the sponge and try to keep it in the air by kicking it like if it was a soccer ball.[/QUOTE] when in the shower I like to crouch down and then slowly stand up humming the terminator 2 theme

[QUOTE=The golden;49845805]I'm 22 and my girlfriend is 5 years older than me. After a while we don't even notice it anymore. I can't imagine 7 years being much different. That being said, I'm 22 and not 19.[/QUOTE] yeah there's a significant difference between being 22 and 19 and that can play a huge role in relationships. there's nothing "weird" or "wrong" with a 26 year old dating a 19 year old, but there are some things that will affect their relationship dynamic, especially since the 19 year old still lives with his parents.

I walk on my toes when I'm barefoot or wearing socks, though I've been trying to consciously stop myself doing it

I may have mooched off of someone in exchange for sexual favours. [QUOTE=AtomicSans;49845334]on a whim I shaved my legs yesterday, I have [I]ZERO[/I] idea why I did this but [i]damn[/i] it feels good[/QUOTE] Was that whim a very nasty itch?

I get super jealous of my friend because he always pulls better cards out of Pokemon Boosters packs. I can get 10 packs and get nothing and he will get 3 packs and get an ultra rare in all three. It's rigged I tell you.

When I win against my friends I feel like they let me win but when I lose against them I feel like if they secretly hated me and teamed up to make me lose. When my friends introduce me to something new I feel like I must win at the least once or it won't count, like "my life is not completed if I don't win at the least once at this", even if I know I won't be doing it ever again, I must win once to see what it feels like and check it off.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49842605]Yeah. If I can find any that actually go to my thighs. :v: But then again, I have fat thighs.[/QUOTE] Thick thighs saves lives.

At the age of 15 (currently 24), I was stupidly mean to the only girl who loved me. I was such a shitty little prick back then. She was cute and quite mature too. And the only girl I knew that liked video games too. Now it's not that special but back in 2006 or so, it was a rarity in my feeble little teenage brain full of new hormones. I rarely think about past decisions, as it is pointless to dwell on them to much, but I wonder if it would have impacted me in some way if we had started something back then... Probably, knowing she was a lot more mature then I was and she's the one who approached me. Bah. No point thinking about it too much. The world is filled with people, so there as to be someone out there who will like little old me.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49846788]Thick thighs saves lives.[/QUOTE] There is a difference between fat and thick. I'm unfortunately fat.

Coincidentally, after all this talk about going out and talking to people, I did exactly that today. Went up to a girl sitting near me at the fountain and talked to her for a good hour.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49848339]Coincidentally, after all this talk about going out and talking to people, I did exactly that today. Went up to a girl sitting near me at the fountain and talked to her for a good hour.[/QUOTE] I find it harder to talk to guys than girls. I really do not having any of the quintesential male interests like sports, video games, etc., so I can never really hold a conversation with random guys. Seriously last time it just resorted to me desperately trying to remember posts I saw on FP about video games to try to talk to these two people.