Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
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[QUOTE=Exooodus;49850387]Having autism is not exactly a bad thing, so don't worry about it either way.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, I agree. Heck, I'm a little autistic myself. I think most people have some degree too.
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Talvy;49850679]I'm trying to [I]start[/I] doing it. It feels nice.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it's a sensory thing, hence my earlier comment. I have a sensory problem, I can't stand the feel and sound of styrofoam it makes me cringe
[QUOTE=Joazzz;49828290]i guess this counts:
i literally cannot comprehend relationships - romantic, sexual or anything in between
after failing spectacularly at trying to interact with a girl very early on (and having had my ass kicked for it) my mind has formed a barrier that keeps out any ideas of even trying to approach the fairer sex, with the main underlying thing probably being fear of rejection - or to be more precise, the fear of having to go through all the crap of the first episode. obviously, the concept of casual relationships is completely alien to me and every time it's mentioned - every time i come across anything to do with relationships, love or sex, in fact - my brain first throws up a BSOD and then explodes in a multi-kiloton blast of jealous and self-loathing rage directed first at other people for being so successful with women and second at myself for being a lonely virgin who can do nothing but tremble with green-eyed impotent hate while all other people of his age and younger seem to be fucking like rabbits. with this also comes loathing of my own malformed and acne-cratered face that could never even hope to win hearts or minds in any scenario imaginable. Valentine's Day is the worst single thing every year because it takes what i will never have and what everyone else has and rubs it all across my face and then spits on me afterwards
should i just jump off a building or get locked up in some asylum or start watching anime, because a great chunk of my life is missing, a part that has always been missing and a part that i feel i'm now all too old to even try to understand. the feeling of frustrated and misanthropic hate is slowly getting worse and i'm not sure if i want to see the point where it finally reaches critical mass and i kill myself or start assaulting people because i saw them kissing in the street
tl;dr i hate myself for being an unfuckable virgin shit, forever[/QUOTE]
I have similar issues, I fill out those holes by drawing and making music, anything to keep my mind off the fact that I fail to fulfill my basic role as a living being.
[QUOTE=Exooodus;49849470]Ever since I was little, I've walked around the house on my tiptoes.
And I still do it. No idea why.[/QUOTE]
You might have short achilles tendons
[QUOTE=Badballer;49851152]Exactly, I agree. Heck, I'm a little autistic myself. I think most people have some degree too.
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
Yeah it's a sensory thing, hence my earlier comment. I have a sensory problem, I can't stand the feel and sound of styrofoam it makes me cringe[/QUOTE]
I can't stand the material they use to make that holographic paper that when you look at it from another angle a new pic is seen. In middle school they had the school journal covers made with holo paper for no reason. Every time someone scratches it with their nails within earshot, I get goosebumps and my gums ache which makes me clench my teeth. It's an awful feeling, I don't think I can stand the sound of records scratching on a DJ booth either.
I fill myself with meditation, music and sometimes doing work outs. I'm not alone, I just haven't met other people yet, well that's what I believe. Don't hate yourselves, I know you're all cool people.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49851168]I have similar issues, I fill out those holes by drawing and making music, anything to keep my mind off the fact that I fail to fulfill my basic role as a living being.[/QUOTE]
Tell me more about this basic role as a living [I]human[/I] being. What is it?
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;49852389]Tell me more about this basic role as a living [I]human[/I] being. What is it?[/QUOTE]
Ensure the survival of the species? Can't really see any other reason for having a dick, its not like I can hunt animals with it or scare off predators with it.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49852929]Ensure the survival of the species? Can't really see any other reason for having a dick, its not like I can hunt animals with it or scare off predators with it.[/QUOTE]
Just saying, if you suddenly started waving your dick around, I'd at least keep my distance.
I really wish my friends didn't make fun of me thanks to my political leanings. I don't get how people who claim to be openminded then turn around and spam me with pro-sanders stuff while insulting me for voting the way i voted. I've had to stop using skype because of this
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49853154]I don't get how people who claim to be openminded then turn around and spam me with pro-sanders stuff while insulting me for voting the way i voted.[/QUOTE]
My general rule of thumb is that people are the opposite of what they claim to be
That's why I prefer other people to describe me
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49852929]Ensure the survival of the species? Can't really see any other reason for having a dick, its not like I can hunt animals with it or scare off predators with it.[/QUOTE]
Well sure, that's the biological function of the dick. But no one can still say that ensuring mankind's survival is somehow better than ending it even. Sounds absurd, right?
However that's not really the argument that "Voluntary Human Extinction Movement" uses.. They're just retarded.
I like crunchy food, but I really cannot stand soft crunchy stuff like lettuce and cilantro. Sometimes I end up gagging from eating them.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49853154]I really wish my friends didn't make fun of me thanks to my political leanings. I don't get how people who claim to be openminded then turn around and spam me with pro-sanders stuff while insulting me for voting the way i voted. I've had to stop using skype because of this[/QUOTE]
Whenever someone asks me about my political values I just start talking about all the bullshit presidential candidates that are just in the race as a joke. Like probably most of you can guess which way I lean on what issues, but politics is one of those things I won't seriously talk about with people that I do not know very well because it almost always ends in a disaster.
I quietly say my posts out loud as I type them out.
Some times best thing is to say nothing.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49854157]Some times best thing is to say nothing.[/QUOTE]
nothing.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49854157]Some times best thing is to say nothing.[/QUOTE]
When I was talking to that girl yesterday, all she was talking about was how much she loved Jesus. I didn't say anything. She did end up complimenting me as a good listener.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49854157]Some times best thing is to say nothing.[/QUOTE]
A few weeks ago somebody had a heart attack on the tube. The entire line stopped to wait for the ambulance to arrive while honestly the best solution was to have the workers stay with him on the bench and let the tube resume it's duty.
While I was walking home this one old lady approached me and started complaining about how the world has lost ethics since they wanted the best possible outcome for everyone I guess. By the end of it she'd found somebody who could listen to her.
but cmon though she wasnt right at all
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49850207]Confession: [sp]I often get aroused from my own scent when I come out of the shower.[/sp][/QUOTE]
one time i really liked this girl and often times when she'd hug me some lint or whatever would come off her sweater and i'd smell like her for a little bit. I isolated the scent and wore it and went to a bath and bodyworks and found a fragrance similar enough to it. i put the lotion on and popped a huge boner. it smelled exactly like her.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49854117]Politics and religion are big no nos
My flatmates were arguing as a muslim vs atheist pakistanian just 5 mins ago and all I thought was "nop" and retreated to my room.
Ive seen enough of both topics and it never ever never ends well.[/QUOTE]
I talk politics with my close friends and even help explain American politics as best I can since they don't really look into as much as I do, but I make a point of insulting everyone involved in the political context
You can have healthy discussion about it so long as you avoid talking about contentious issues that people have real strong beliefs about, e.g in the UK people get really fired up over the EU referendum debate and since one of my friends is strongly pro-out we don't touch on it
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49854117]Politics and religion are big no nos
My flatmates were arguing as a muslim vs atheist pakistanian just 5 mins ago and all I thought was "nop" and retreated to my room.
Ive seen enough of both topics and it never ever never ends well.[/QUOTE]
I met a guy who didn't believe in a higher being
He was somewhat confused that my friend and I (Muslim-Pakistan, Christian respectively) got along with it
The key is to not give a shit (or straight forward, not judge anyone)
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49854117]Politics and religion are big no nos
My flatmates were arguing as a muslim vs atheist pakistanian just 5 mins ago and all I thought was "nop" and retreated to my room.
Ive seen enough of both topics and it never ever never ends well.[/QUOTE]
It really depends on the type of people, some people can handle grown up conversations, others can't.
I feel like the dumbest person in the world. I just missed an online midterm exam because I'm stupid. I'm so fucking stupid. It was for a class I don't generally go to (the professor told us on the first day, if you already knew the programming language, you don't need to show up, and I knew it well enough), so I never even thought about it. Then I check my email. "The midterm will be up in 1 hour. Good luck." Three hours ago. I missed it. Its no longer submittable. I feel like I'm going to be sick. Why am I so fucking dumb?
I eat ass
[QUOTE=fudge blood;49855620]I eat ass[/QUOTE]
So do I. It's fun for both people.
I follow every poster who has a Last.Fm account on last.fm.
Even if I've never directly spoken to you, it's nice to know other's music tastes.
