Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

Just picked up a shitload of comics including a lot of kinky stuff from the customs office. They asked me to open the parcel and show them one comic to properly tax the goods. A few awkward seconds later I picked one random book and thank god it was just some cheesy mundane shit. So I just got out of a realy fucking embarrassing situation and I didn't have to pay extra tax for porn.

I fapped to the bible once

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49758976]I fapped to the bible once[/QUOTE] What part

'This is a Christian forum!'

[QUOTE=Talvy;49759003]'This is a Christian forum!'[/QUOTE] Can confirm

i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] You do what you do but that ain't fully healthy and safe.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] does that actually work it sounds like something out of a looney toons cartoon

[QUOTE=JesterUK;49759143]does that actually work it sounds like something out of a looney toons cartoon[/QUOTE] it works pretty sure someone must have made a youtube video about it before

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49758324]so right now im about as popular as grape soda[/QUOTE] So really popular? A lot of my friends fucking love grape soda and so do I. [sp]just kidding mang <3 love you bby[/sp]

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759350]it works pretty sure someone must have made a youtube video about it before[/QUOTE] "A Youtube guide: how to inflate yourself and your ego"

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;49755932]I have genuinely masturbated to planes.[/QUOTE] you aren't alone, search on deviantart for "sexy plane" and you'll most certainly feel better about yourself [sp]bring a bag in case you vomit[/sp] [editline]17th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] WHAT?!

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759350]it works pretty sure someone must have made a youtube video about it before[/QUOTE] If you have any doubt about that then you must be an amateur to the inflation fetish [sp]I reign supreme[/sp]

this thread is on the first page and people are already making the most weird sexual confessions I've ever seen I wonder what the next few pages will bring...

My dad had the "talk" with me about sex because of catching me watching hentai when I was like 13-14 why'd it have to be hentai of all things that he caught me with man; he even used it in his explanation "you see it's not a bad thing to think cartoon girls are hot son" "oh god dad"

I find anime guys to be hotter than anime girls.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] This thread is really off to a great start.

I found anime great when i was about 14-18, now i just see it as a teenage thing and don't get why adults watch it.

[QUOTE=greeley;49759662]I found anime great when i was about 14-18, now i just see it as a teenage thing and don't get why adults watch it.[/QUOTE] There's anime for teenagers which is your bleaches and narutos and attacks on titans and death notes and stuff, then there's your anime for young adults which is your akiras and your 5 centimeters per seconds. I don't watch anime at large, but then again I don't watch anything else either. It's not that weird, there is anime for grownups too.

I'm getting nihilist

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] I don't think that's an healthy thing to do.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49755243]we all have a hot cousin right right[/QUOTE] dude it's unfair as fuck she's the hottest in the family why's she gotta like that :(

My hot cousin is a guy. And he really is hot - and that's coming from a straight dude.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;49759918]I don't think that's an healthy thing to do.[/QUOTE] If you know what you're doing it's really not that bad. You'll know when you're going overboard, and most people know to stop and deflate beforehand

Man, these few fetishes a few people said. Why not have something normal, like thigh highs.

I'm ashamed to admit this but [sp] I like naked girls [/sp]

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;49760179]I'm ashamed to admit this but [sp] I like naked girls [/sp][/QUOTE] I think you and Jesus should have a talk.

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;49760179]I'm ashamed to admit this but [sp] I like naked girls [/sp][/QUOTE] what are you fucking gay?

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49760272]what are you fucking gay[U][B]s[/B][/U]?[/QUOTE] Ftfy

I smoke cigars partly because doing so makes me feel like I live a luxurious lifestyle and because I'm a tool and think it looks pretty cool. But mostly because I enjoy smoking.