Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49856352]Go make America 73% greater again.[/QUOTE] I got 73% Trump (R), 72% Johnson (I) and 71% Sanders (D) [editline]2nd March 2016[/editline] And 51% Clinton

I wouldn't mind dating a woman taller then myself.

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49856557]I wouldn't mind dating a woman taller then myself.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't mind dating a woman taller than me, or shorter than me or even a guy. Or two short guys in a costume.

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49856557]I wouldn't mind dating a woman taller then myself.[/QUOTE] I almost dated a girl the sameish height as me (I'm 6' 3" and she is 6' 1".) We initially bonded over standing in the back of a room during a little concert because we didn't want to block others' viewing experience.

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49856557]I wouldn't mind dating a woman taller then myself.[/QUOTE] I really find taller women attractive. I'm 6'3". It is incredibly hard to find women taller than me that are interested.

[QUOTE=fudge blood;49856373]I don't quite understand what vaping is still (I'm like the boss version of a retard, I don't know a lot of modern things)[/QUOTE] Its basically a mouth fedora. Basically when you smoke a normal cigarette the heat from the combustion of plant material and chemicals will vaporize the nicotine that you inhale together with all the tar and carbon monoxide from the delicious smoke and then it goes into your lungs where the chemicals are absorbed. A "vape" is basically a tiny battery powered heater that heats a fluid containing pure nicotine into a vapor that you can then inhale. IMHO its shit and tastes worse than just actually being able to afford good tobacco and enjoying good tobacco. It isn't "safer" since nicotine is a carcinogenic plant toxin no matter what but still obey cap and che guevara t-shirt wearing highschool cool kids and edgelords insist that weed and vaping oil is healthier when its not at fucking all, buying into all the shitty propaganda and advertisements pushed by corp funded mock-grassroots movements and "independent news magazines" like VICE. So basically vaping is literally hitlers fedora, which is wrongly advertised as being Maos fedora. Also this is all completely true and completely objective

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49856643]Its basically a mouth fedora. Basically when you smoke a normal cigarette the heat from the combustion of plant material and chemicals will vaporize the nicotine that you inhale together with all the tar and carbon monoxide from the delicious smoke and then it goes into your lungs where the chemicals are absorbed. A "vape" is basically a tiny battery powered heater that heats a fluid containing pure nicotine into a vapor that you can then inhale. IMHO its shit and tastes worse than just actually being able to afford good tobacco and enjoying good tobacco. It isn't "safer" since nicotine is a carcinogenic plant toxin no matter what but still obey cap and che guevara t-shirt wearing highschool cool kids and edgelords insist that weed and vaping oil is healthier when its not at fucking all, buying into all the shitty propaganda and advertisements pushed by corp funded mock-grassroots movements and "independent news magazines" like VICE. So basically vaping is literally hitlers fedora, which is wrongly advertised as being Maos fedora. Also this is all completely true and completely objective[/QUOTE] I totally agree with everything you said, but also the flavor really shows how big your fedora is. Like if you go for something normal like menthol, lavender, tobacco, any basic flavor, you can easily pass off as someone legitimately trying to quit cigarettes. If you are vaping like strawberry milk, fruity loops, or chocolate cake, then you look like a child.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49856643]Its basically a mouth fedora. Basically when you smoke a normal cigarette the heat from the combustion of plant material and chemicals will vaporize the nicotine that you inhale together with all the tar and carbon monoxide from the delicious smoke and then it goes into your lungs where the chemicals are absorbed. A "vape" is basically a tiny battery powered heater that heats a fluid containing pure nicotine into a vapor that you can then inhale. IMHO its shit and tastes worse than just actually being able to afford good tobacco and enjoying good tobacco. It isn't "safer" since nicotine is a carcinogenic plant toxin no matter what but still obey cap and che guevara t-shirt wearing highschool cool kids and edgelords insist that weed and vaping oil is healthier when its not at fucking all, buying into all the shitty propaganda and advertisements pushed by corp funded mock-grassroots movements and "independent news magazines" like VICE. So basically vaping is literally hitlers fedora, which is wrongly advertised as being Maos fedora. Also this is all completely true and completely objective[/QUOTE] Okay so this is probably going to get me hate. but let me preface this with the fact that I LOVE the mouth fedora thing and I think that shit is fucking hilarious. I vape. I used to smoke. Vaping doesn't make me feel like shit like a cig does. I don't smell like ass like a cig makes me. and most importantly I don't spend nearly as much on it as I did with cigs. I like that it tastes like something other than Tobacco. And the worst part about smoking isn't the tobacco or the nicotine, its the chemicals they mix into the tobacco. A good tobacco is nice and enjoyable but there is NOTHING enjoyable about a cigarette. Vaping is not healthy, it is however, [I]healthier[/I] than cigarettes (up to debate as it hasn't been around long enough to know for certain. Might cause turbocancer) I mix my own liquid and I don't give two fucks about the size of a cloud. I enjoy it for what it is, getting a slight nicotine high and 15m breaks at work. Additionally, I feel that vapes and vapers should be classified with cigarettes and smokers in terms of where they can use them. Nothing makes me more upset than a vaper in a mall puffing out giant clouds into a childs face.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49856729]Okay so this is probably going to get me hate. but let me preface this with the fact that I LOVE the mouth fedora thing and I think that shit is fucking hilarious. I vape. I used to smoke. Vaping doesn't make me feel like shit like a cig does. I don't smell like ass like a cig makes me. and most importantly I don't spend nearly as much on it as I did with cigs. I like that it tastes like something other than Tobacco. And the worst part about smoking isn't the tobacco or the nicotine, its the chemicals they mix into the tobacco. A good tobacco is nice and enjoyable but there is NOTHING enjoyable about a cigarette. Vaping is not healthy, it is however, [I]healthier[/I] than cigarettes (up to debate as it hasn't been around long enough to know for certain. Might cause turbocancer) I mix my own liquid and I don't give two fucks about the size of a cloud. I enjoy it for what it is, getting a slight nicotine high and 15m breaks at work. Additionally, I feel that vapes and vapers should be classified with cigarettes and smokers in terms of where they can use them. Nothing makes me more upset than a vaper in a mall puffing out giant clouds into a childs face.[/QUOTE] I have strong opinions about vapes just because the people around here who vape are all the asshole types. Those who do it to quit smoking/subtly intake nicotine are fine, while those who do it as a status symbol and blow their artificial sugar smelling vapor in your face should be fined.

[QUOTE=splenda;49856685]I totally agree with everything you said, but also the flavor really shows how big your fedora is. Like if you go for something normal like menthol, lavender, tobacco, any basic flavor, you can easily pass off as someone legitimately trying to quit cigarettes. If you are vaping like strawberry milk, fruity loops, or chocolate cake, then you look like a child.[/QUOTE] I personally prefer a good green apple or orange soda. Menthol mint is good if you have a sore throat. (ironic because vaping too much can cause a sore throat) [editline]2nd March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=splenda;49856744]I have strong opinions about vapes just because the people around here who vape are all the asshole types. Those who do it to quit smoking/subtly intake nicotine are fine, while [B]those who do it as a status symbol and blow their artificial sugar smelling vapor in your face should be fined.[/B][/QUOTE] Ultimately this is why I find the mouth fedora thing funny. It's totally a type of person who vapes. It's the kid who never smoked because he knows his parents will kill him so he gets into vaping because "its not smoking bro" and he goes way overboard with it. Sadly, that person is real and very common.

[QUOTE=splenda;49856620]I almost dated a girl the sameish height as me (I'm 6' 3" and she is 6' 1".) We initially bonded over standing in the back of a room during a little concert because we didn't want to block others' viewing experience.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=skylortrexle;49856626]I really find taller women attractive. I'm 6'3". It is incredibly hard to find women taller than me that are interested.[/QUOTE] To me, tall women always seemed to have a sweeter attitude then short ones. By experience, short women have less temper the shorter they are. Maybe it's just because the only examples I have are Portuguese women. They're all short and can be terrifying at times... With tall women, you get benefits such as legs for days and with the right height, you get cushioned hugs. I've always been a small dude until around end of High School where I got a nice growth boost. But even at 5'5" right now, I still find myself small compared to many people I come across everyday, including cute, tall women.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49856746]I personally prefer a good green apple or orange soda. Menthol mint is good if you have a sore throat. (ironic because vaping too much can cause a sore throat) [editline]2nd March 2016[/editline] Ultimately this is why I find the mouth fedora thing funny. It's totally a type of person who vapes. It's the kid who never smoked because he knows his parents will kill him so he gets into vaping because "its not smoking bro" and he goes way overboard with it. Sadly, that person is real and very common.[/QUOTE] When I was quitting smoking I decided to try my friends vape and he has a lot of flavors, so I got to try a wide variety. All of the basic flavors, like your normal fruits, or just nice smells, were my personal favorite, but once we got to like weird sugary confectioneries I gagged. I cannot imagine how someone can stand that stuff. It tastes like splenda, heh, and makes me feel like I'm 4. [editline]2nd March 2016[/editline] Still I just decided to just throw all my smoking stuff away, even the paper I would use for joints and stuff like lavendar that I would use to flavor cigs, and the urge went away in like a few days. But I'm a really determined person so of I tell myself I'm done with something I usually follow through with it.

I want to collect novelty and themed hats. To start my collection I am going to buy a fez. It fits both categories. [t]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/714nz0YuxRL._UX679_.jpg[/t] My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49856746]I personally prefer a good green apple or orange soda. Menthol mint is good if you have a sore throat. (ironic because vaping too much can cause a sore throat) [editline]2nd March 2016[/editline] Ultimately this is why I find the mouth fedora thing funny. It's totally a type of person who vapes. It's the kid who never smoked because he knows his parents will kill him so he gets into vaping because "its not smoking bro" and he goes way overboard with it. Sadly, that person is real and very common.[/QUOTE] If vaping helps you then good. I just hate the bullshit trend/fad around cosplaying as Thomas the Tank Engine. Pyrocynical did a good video on the matter: [video=youtube;ky3g9WgFhu0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky3g9WgFhu0[/video]

I dated a tall woman. She went fucking psycho while I was in boot camp (after we'd been broken up for months), went around telling everyone that her and I were dating and going to get married, and then was waiting at my house when I got home. She sucked my dick, (I mean I said no, but I just didn't say it very loudly) and then I told her to leave, after I learned what had been going on.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49856729]I mix my own liquid [/QUOTE] and, speaking of, I just made another mix. Apple Pear. It is delicious.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49857049]and, speaking of, I just made another mix. Apple Pear. It is delicious.[/QUOTE] I highly recommend, if you have a Circle K near you, to try out a 3/4ths Full Throttle, 1/4 Mountain Dew Kickstart Polar Pop.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49856330]I took the "I Side With" quiz and I got 73% for Trump :worried:[/QUOTE] to be fair, trump is a bullshit salesman the actual percentage is probably way lower

[QUOTE=kyle877;49857065]I highly recommend, if you have a Circle K near you, to try out a 3/4ths Full Throttle, 1/4 Mountain Dew Kickstart Polar Pop.[/QUOTE] Cant wait for the Call of Duty special Dew N' Doritos flavored vape liquid that goes together with a cool vape that looks like a hand grenade.

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[QUOTE=kilerabv;49857113]to be fair, trump is a bullshit salesman the actual percentage is probably way lower[/QUOTE] Agreed. To me, even Hillary is a better candidate than Trump because she has some semblance of experience and an idea on what to do, plus having actual government connections rather than celebrities. And of course, I'm hoping that Trump gets nominated and gets absolutely buttfucked because I do [I]not want Cruz [B]at all[/B][/I]

I had a friend go out and try to commit suicide last night, so me and a bunch of other guys had to call the cops to stop him with what little information we had. It takes a lot out of you handling something like that.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49858079]Agreed. To me, even Hillary is a better candidate than Trump because she has some semblance of experience and an idea on what to do, plus having actual government connections rather than celebrities. And of course, I'm hoping that Trump gets nominated and gets absolutely buttfucked because I do [I]not want Cruz [B]at all[/B][/I][/QUOTE] I'd vote for neither but if forced I would still say Trump, because he has no idea what the hell he is doing. Clinton knows the ins and outs and has a ton of connections in high places to get shit done and I'm strongly convinced she is an evil shitbag. Trump might make a joke out of us but I imagine he'll not know how to actually fuck us back to the stone age given he's never had a political position. How does he truly expect to do the crazy shit he's suggested? Ban muslims? How? No chance. Plus there is that little urge inside of me that wants to see the Biff Tannen timeline come true.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;49858519]I'd vote for neither but if forced I would still say Trump, because he has no idea what the hell he is doing.[/QUOTE] that is a fucking awful reason what are you thinking [editline]3rd March 2016[/editline] "I think the leader of one of the most powerful nations on earth should be someone who isn't ready for it rather than someone who's corrupt but has some experience in the government"

part of me doesn't want to see trump elected but the other part wants to see trump elected for morbid curiosity of how badly he would fuck shit up in america

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49858535]that is a fucking awful reason what are you thinking [editline]3rd March 2016[/editline] "I think the leader of one of the most powerful nations on earth should be someone who isn't ready for it rather than someone who's corrupt but has some experience in the government"[/QUOTE] The president is really just a figurehead. He doesn't have a lot of power in the grand scheme of things. If he can't get the limp dicks in Congress to do anything, then we're stuck in the status quo. I'd rather be stuck in the status quo than have Hillary go in and completely ruin absolutely everything. She can and will.

[QUOTE=Snowmew;49858961]The president is really just a figurehead. He doesn't have a lot of power in the grand scheme of things. If he can't get the limp dicks in Congress to do anything, then we're stuck in the status quo. I'd rather be stuck in the status quo than have Hillary go in and completely ruin absolutely everything. She can and will.[/QUOTE] This. These days the presidency is becoming really ineffectual. Give it another century and it'll be essentially a symbolic role like in Germany or a constitutional monarchy. Given that America has the top positions occupied by a small number of families I can see it ending up with the title of president being passed around in a cycle among the ruling houses of the usa.

A few things that I realize now that I'm in a relationship. The first being that I am absolutely awful at picking up on flirting, or realizing what actions constitute flirting. I was talking to my girlfriend about this while we were out on a walk the other day. She said she thought that she was just subtle about it, I told her nah fam I'm just oblivious. The other is that I have literally never used pet names for anyone before this. I called her babe the other day and we both just sort of stopped and took that in for a minute. I've said it a few times since then and it feels natural but it was just weird to say it and then realize what came out of my mouth. Oh also I've never been someone who enjoys physical interaction but holy shit do I love cuddling.

I have issues with flirting and shit too. Its gotten better since when I was like in my early to mid teens I would misidentify it as bullying or stupid questions and answer agressively. God I hate my past self. Now I just avoid social contact with strangers as much as possible out of fear of people recognizing me from where I have been elsewhere in time. Please scientists make mind uploading a thing soon so I can be a cool machine thing that doesn't need a penis for sexual intercourse with females or scaring of Spetnaz95 or chopping down trees or whatever it was for. ~Like this post if you are a strong cyborg that doesn't need no penis.~ [editline]3rd March 2016[/editline] On more serious stuff I am turning 20 very soon and I am not quite sure what to do and its pretty scary because considering average lifespan I am already a 4th through my life. Then again now I have a new fancy number to mention in the few conversations I am in.

[QUOTE=Plattack;49859060]A few things that I realize now that I'm in a relationship. The first being that I am absolutely awful at picking up on flirting, or realizing what actions constitute flirting. I was talking to my girlfriend about this while we were out on a walk the other day. She said she thought that she was just subtle about it, I told her nah fam I'm just oblivious. The other is that I have literally never used pet names for anyone before this. I called her babe the other day and we both just sort of stopped and took that in for a minute. I've said it a few times since then and it feels natural but it was just weird to say it and then realize what came out of my mouth. Oh also I've never been someone who enjoys physical interaction but holy shit do I love cuddling.[/QUOTE] One of my buddies is like this. Really great dude, honest and hardworking, but pretty quiet. In his early 20's he was engaged and about to shotgun wedding his at the the time girlfriend who I guess was really bad for him. I met him shortly after he broke things off, right about when I was going through a time in my life where I wanted lots of short relationships. We were polar opposites - I'd talk about girls I was dating or hooking up with and he'd either be disinterested in the topic or change the subject. I just assumed he was gay or asexual, but eventually my curiosity got the better of me and I asked him what was up and why he'd been single for so long when plenty of men and women were trying to get his attention and he seemed absolutely oblivious to it. "I don't care about affection, sex, or physical contact. I'm just waiting for the right one." 6 years went on like that, and he just recently found what he was looking for. Watching him transition into a relationship is both heartwarming and comedy gold. He was telling me about how on their second date he kind of just awkwardly grabbed her hand and they both smiled at each other nervously. His thoughts? "That was really fucking gay." Over the last month they've started doing couple things and kiss and whatnot now. Really happy for him, he's the only man I've ever met that genuinely held off and abstained entirely until something felt right. Unconventional, sure, but right. I'm kinda jealous of how strong and unique their relationship will be.