Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I downloaded a car

[QUOTE=fudge blood;49860452]I downloaded a car[/QUOTE] [img]http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1457038231.png[/img] Hello there, my fellow world wide web criminal!

[QUOTE=fudge blood;49860452]I downloaded a car[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/109/081/1220687445978.jpg[/IMG]

I can't play a game with permadeath because I hate seeing everything I've been working on go up in smoke or mess with my future plans. I've played Pokemon games dozens of times but have never done a Nuzlocke. I've played Fire Emblem but soft reset each time an important member of my team diee.

I don't know if I deliberately did this or not but it feels like I destroyed my self image. In some ways this is useful because I struggled with a low self esteem for the better part of my life and in some ways it definitely isn't useful. I think its part of the reason I don't feel very motivated most of the time because I have no goal to live to because I don't know anymore what I really want. I also don't know how to deal with the lack of constriction I feel now as opposed to before.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49860658]I can't play a game with permadeath because I hate seeing everything I've been working on go up in smoke or mess with my future plans. I've played Pokemon games dozens of times but have never done a Nuzlocke. I've played Fire Emblem but soft reset each time an important member of my team diee.[/QUOTE] I could kind of understand the first one but the whole point of FE is that you care about the characters and losing them is important to you. It's up there with save scumming xcom for me.

Something as simple as someone from this website adding me on Steam put a smile on my face.

I once fell for a so-called "iPhone emulator" that did nothing but add scratches and smudges to the screen when you clicked on it.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49859310]I have issues with flirting and shit too. Its gotten better since when I was like in my early to mid teens I would misidentify it as bullying or stupid questions and answer agressively. God I hate my past self. Now I just avoid social contact with strangers as much as possible out of fear of people recognizing me from where I have been elsewhere in time. Please scientists make mind uploading a thing soon so I can be a cool machine thing that doesn't need a penis for sexual intercourse with females or scaring of Spetnaz95 or chopping down trees or whatever it was for. ~Like this post if you are a strong cyborg that doesn't need no penis.~ [editline]3rd March 2016[/editline] On more serious stuff I am turning 20 very soon and I am not quite sure what to do and its pretty scary because considering average lifespan I am already a 4th through my life. Then again now I have a new fancy number to mention in the few conversations I am in.[/QUOTE] Okay seriously that first part about misinterpreting flirting as an insult is so me. We were out on a date the other day and it was my first time using chopsticks and she grabbed food and brought it to my mouth and I said, and I quote, "I don't need your pity food." This happened again when we were hanging out later with friends and one of them was half paying attention and asked what was happening and another friend replied "they're flirting." She thinks it's cute how I get flustered by it. Also there's a group of four of us that set up plans to go to a beach house that one of them owns over spring break, we set that plan like 2 months ago and in the mean time not only did my gf and I become a thing but the other two that are going also became a thing so we decided it's basically going to be a week long double date.

No one has ever flirted with me.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49863818]No one has ever flirted with me.[/QUOTE] No one that you realized. ;)

My friend and manager texted me today accusing me of a bunch of stuff that I haven't done. It makes me feel disgusted that just because she's in a managerial position that she's losing her humanity and even freaking out on a friend like me over nearly nothing.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49864021]Four hours today I was almost certain I was going to expelled from college until I told it was A okay :sick:[/QUOTE] I've spent most of the day close to a panic attack over college, I don't know what the fuck is going on and I feel like it's just so out of control recently

A few years ago I played chess with my moderate-to-severe autistic cousin who was half my age and he whooped my ass every time

I just realised that I'm starting to subconsciously speedrun in real life :v: Going trough a door, I open it slightly and side-step out just go close the door slightly faster. Damn.

I think I've fallen for my best friend :v: I want to cuddle him and show my love for him to show how much I appreciate him.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49864896]So when can I see you at ESA or GDQ?[/QUOTE] Streaming my door opening strats at stimstream.com Check me out. GDQ @ '18. Gotta optimize my run.

[QUOTE=Stimich;49864893]I just realised that I'm starting to subconsciously speedrun in real life :v: Going trough a door, I open it slightly and side-step out just go close the door slightly faster. Damn.[/QUOTE] I have been doing shit like this for years, before I even knew what speedrunning was, but I have come to realize that it takes out consciousness of my daily life. A cigarette doesn't feel great when you just suck it right in on auto mode, taking a wank for the sole purpose of ejaculating decreases the enjoyability from it a lot, eating food just to be nourished and continue on looking up funny maymays on facepunch and youtube. It all just comes into this stupid hard to keep track of slurry. So I started taking it slow, finely regulating the temperature of the glow on my cigarette, consciously breathing every breath, and applying this "do things consciously" to everything and suddenly things are much more relaxing and great. Even washing clothes or cleaning up is an enjoyable experience of thinking and organizing. Life is better.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49850147]I'm going to attempt the concept of Yes Man this month, say yes to every opportunity that's presented to me (within reason of course, I won't suck off some random dude)[/QUOTE] This seems like a bad idea. I would recommend not doing it. However, I think it would be ok to consider the opportunities, instead of automatically saying yes.

I love cuddling so so much, why can't I cuddle anybody :saddowns:

I drive like i'm in a fucking video game and now anything less than 130 km/h is SLOW. I also feel the need to enter and exit the car as fast as possible

I got a tinder account and no one finds me interesting. :frown: ...I'm hoping it's because I am using a 3rd party app. (Windows Phone Represent)

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49865886]I love cuddling so so much, why can't I cuddle anybody :saddowns:[/QUOTE] If you ever come to ol' Englande feel free to drop by for a cuddle <3

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;49866506]what a casual he doesn't press himself against walls and runs against them for a 5% speed increase and hits them at 34.553 degree angles while side hopping at speeds of 34mph to clip into other rooms[/QUOTE] what a casual he is only able to reach 34mph when i can easily reach 120mph

My girlfriend's mother died of cancer 6 years ago. Yesterday my gf, her dad and her sister all had dinner together as they do every year. I told her I'd be a call away whenever she needed me or was done with dinner. When I got home that night she was already there waiting, and I had no idea. I spent the next 3 hours holding and comforting her as she cried. It's impossible for me to comprehend what she's feeling but I did all I could. It's such a weird thing for me, my mom is out there somewhere on a 20 year bender and I haven't seen her once since. Why does my shithead mother get to be a crazy cunt off in bumfuck nowhere when my girlfriend's mom had to die during a very important time in her life? I'd flip a switch if it could bring my girlfriend's mother back and make mine disappear.

> < these signs confuse me sometimes

[QUOTE=fudge blood;49866694]> < these signs confuse me sometimes[/QUOTE] First one is meme arrow, second one is half of a heart.

A couple days ago I was going to shitpost in [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508787"]this thread.[/URL] Then I saw [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508787&p=49854327&viewfull=1#post49854327"]this post[/URL] and realized my plan to shitpost would be redundant.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49866723]First one is meme arrow, second one is half of a heart.[/QUOTE] For E.G. Ɛ> <get a load of this shit poster

I just made a coffee and accidentally used orange juice instead of milk. :sick: