Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I once managed to get banned for Spamming the Subforum dedicated to spam.

[QUOTE=ASIC;49871050]I once managed to get banned for Spamming the Subforum dedicated to spam.[/QUOTE] Probably for the same reason they don't allow pros to compete at amateur tourneys.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49870917]I admit it: I find ladies that have just enough coverage sexier than straight up naked. It's like, gross, they're all naked and shit.[/QUOTE] Stockings, garter belts, corsets... All this shit is straight up sexier than full-on naked.

[QUOTE=The golden;49871206]She's probably coming back to you because whoever she left you for isn't working out and now she wants you back. She's going to use you. Don't fall for it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49870764]If I was you. I wouldn't even bother responding back. If it was so easy for her to toss you aside. Your friendship more then likely doesn't mean much to her.[/QUOTE] Thanks for helping out, this is the first time I've had to deal with a situation like this, really means a lot. I'll keep an eye out, she seems like she just wants a friend to talk to, and a relationship isn't an option with me right now, but regardless, I'll stay cautious.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49870917]I admit it: I find ladies that have just enough coverage sexier than straight up naked. It's like, gross, they're all naked and shit.[/QUOTE] That's a very common opinion

i admit it: i'm a heterosexual white male

[QUOTE=Muntu;49872268]i admit it: i'm a heterosexual white male[/QUOTE] Vittu / Perkele

[QUOTE=Muntu;49872268]i admit it: i'm a heterosexual white male[/QUOTE] what are you, gay?

I'd actually like to hang out with some FP members in real life. I'm not a very social person though, but I think just hanging out and playing games or something would be pretty cool.

hanging out with some fpers in real life would be cool, but i wouldn't play games with them and i wouldn't meet up anywhere near my house

All of my tinder matches being spam bots makes me feel really bad about myself

When we were on a schooltrip back in 2007. There was a guy named Jonny me and my group had him in our room, and seriously that guy was total dickhead, He was insulting everyone sometimes doing weak punches on us which is "Funny" - His words. The trip was going a week and at the third day he really did piss off all of us so we decided to get some payback. When he finally started to sleep we gathered around him doing a lot of retarded shit while he was in sleep. Act 1 Smell It: We did all fart him right in the face, he started to grin a bit while sleeping which was scarry as fuck. Act 2 Art: We decided too make his ugly face look pretty and drawed all sorta cute things in his face with a fat marker. Last Act Punishment: My friend Tobi had duct tape with him for some reason (we were confused too) we did put it on a lot spots of his body so he can pell it up him self. He woke up and didnt noticed anything till he saw that ducttape on his arm. He went into the bath and gone complete Mad Man. He was shouting. Insulting. and started to pull the first duct tape of he did scream a bit. He went straight for the teachers passed the girls house and got laughed out. We did get some penalty. It was totally worth it. In Love Sulli, Fuck you Jonny

What's for dinner?

i don't like lamb but damn i'd eat it anyway if it was served by gordon ramsey.

Replace the lamb steak with chicken of sorts and then I'll be up for the dinner date in a heartbeat

I don't HATE lamb but I just don't like steaks all that much.

I have been chasing my dog around with a small RC car(Smaller then my Nexus 6). She hasn't gotten off my bed in awhile because she still sees the RC car on my room floor. I didn't expect her to be so scared of it. I was just trying to play. :(

kiwi I'll take you up on that dinner date :cat:

If I had the money I would totally visit a bunch of FPers and try to have a fun day with them.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49873432]Ya know. I wanna take you all out on a dinner date.[/QUOTE] you pay

I will make cheesecake for y'all Don't worry it won't contain any date rape drugs or anything, not at all

Id love some cheesecake

What is cheesecake even. Sounds not great.

[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;49874145]What is cheesecake even. Sounds not great.[/QUOTE] Cheesecake is best cake. It doesn't actually taste like the same cheese you put on breads, but it uses cream cheese for making it.

cheesecake is fucking delicious [editline]5th March 2016[/editline] i'd fuck someone for cheesecake

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49874132]I will make cheesecake for y'all Don't worry it won't contain any date rape drugs or anything, not at all[/QUOTE] I will completely trust your cheesecake without a question.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49874158]i'd fuck someone for cheesecake[/QUOTE] Well as it happens to be I made some cheesecake a couple of days ago, still plenty left.... if you're interested.....

Cheesecake confessions V3 It should probably be obvious by now but I've never had cheesecake.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49874185]Well as it happens to be I made some cheesecake a couple of days ago, still plenty left.... if you're interested.....[/QUOTE] where and when

If you are willing to wait, lets do it next month so we have as much time as possible to get other facepunchers in on th action