Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I lost my virginity to an escort girl yesterday, I honestly don't know what to feel about it, she was a pretty and nice woman and was really good to talk with but I would just wish I was sober and didn't have my urinary tract spasms that night. For you people who don't know, urinary tract spasms basically make you a fuckmachine but not in a good way, especially not when you are paying for the service.

[QUOTE=VietRooster2;49882185]I have a soft spot for musical groups like Panic! At The Disco and twenty one pilots.[/QUOTE]Oddly enough, same here. Not so much P!ATD but Twenty One Pilots, and I mean I love it a lot. Same with Fall out boy but idk man. Twenty One Pilots still takes the cake for me. Also on music, I am absolutely addicted to Eurobeat. Currently listening to City of Angels by Ace

Oh my God... my ear itches so much, scratching it feels like an orgasm. ... Ohhh yeah. What? There's nothing weird going on here, I have seborrheic eczema. (Don't google it, my type is not that severe.)

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49884018]I lost my virginity to an escort girl yesterday, I honestly don't know what to feel about it, she was a pretty and nice woman and was really good to talk with but I would just wish I was sober and didn't have my urinary tract spasms that night. For you people who don't know, urinary tract spasms basically make you a fuckmachine but not in a good way, especially not when you are paying for the service.[/QUOTE] Don't worry yourself over it, Napoleon lost his virginity the same way.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49884275]Don't worry yourself over it, Napoleon lost his virginity the same way.[/QUOTE] Could be worse, I couldn't get it up my first time.

I hope I at least find a girlfriend, friends with benefits or otherwise that will find great enjoyment in my annoying issue.

tbh soft dicks and fast cumming describe most guys losing their virginity.

I tend to do sit-down wee's more often now that im a lazy shit.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49884561]tbh soft dicks and fast cumming describe most guys losing their virginity.[/QUOTE] Say what? My first time was the polar opposite. I started to doubt IF i could even finish and no joke, i was nearing an hour of going on and on and on AND ON. My gf was tired of it. Finished by myself a good 15 min or so later :(

I went on Omegle and pretended to be a lesbian so that I could get pictures from people... It worked. :v: Why I ever in a million years thought this was a good idea is beyond me.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49884561]tbh soft dicks and fast cumming describe most guys losing their virginity.[/QUOTE] This depends on how much you masterbate. If you are like me and find porn weird, then your first time is laughably pathetic. I have heard of some people who fap so much that they become desensitized to sex, and in the worst case scenario, can only reach an orgasm to porn and not to actual intercourse. So if you're still a virgin but want to be a sex machine on your first time, you need to Goldilocks your fapping. If you're first time was short, don't sweat it! Learn to give head/become a fingering pro to let your girl get similar satisfaction to you, and you get to tell her that if she wants better sex she needs to start fucking you more! :v: Also if you are scared you have watched too much porn that you cannot have normal sex anymore, take a break from it for a bit, it will help your body out overall. [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] O also if you are scared that your SO might be mad that you only lasted like 1 second, they probably will not be. If they are, then that person is probably someone who does not care about you, and only cares about your dick, in which case you should probably break up with them. [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] [sp]It feels like I'm writing for a gentlemen's health magazine but in reality I write for a fem sex magazine.[/sp]

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49884018]I lost my virginity to an escort girl yesterday, I honestly don't know what to feel about it, she was a pretty and nice woman and was really good to talk with but I would just wish I was sober and didn't have my urinary tract spasms that night. For you people who don't know, urinary tract spasms basically make you a fuckmachine but not in a good way, especially not when you are paying for the service.[/QUOTE] I know I'm desperate to lose my virginity, but I also know to not lose it to a hooker/escort. I know I'm just going to feel awful afterwards.

-ninja-

I want to know how it feels

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49884984]I know I'm desperate to lose my virginity, but I also know to not lose it to a hooker/escort. I know I'm just going to feel awful afterwards.[/QUOTE] My best advice, might seem bad or good depending on your success with women, is to lose it to someone that really cares about you. As weird as this will sound, my best friend took my virginity, and it was probably the best way of doing it because she taught me everything to do, and there were no strings attached. This option is probably impossible for most of you, so just try to find a nice girl who loves you, which is also really hard. :frown: [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=fredstin22;49884997]I don't get why some people think it's so important to lose their virginity Like, who the hell cares?[/QUOTE] What I have gathered from working at feminist events/fem sex magazines/having an irl friend circle that is comprised of like 90% women is that a lot of girls actually think guys who are virgins are adorable. Like they really only start to care if you have had sex with like a million people, but if you have never had sex it's like similar to how guys think about virgin girls. It's precious.

[QUOTE=splenda;49885021]My best advice, might seem bad or good depending on your success with women, is to lose it to someone that really cares about you. As weird as this will sound, my best friend took my virginity, and it was probably the best way of doing it because she taught me everything to do, and there were no strings attached. This option is probably impossible for most of you, so just try to find a nice girl who loves you, which is also really hard. :frown:[/QUOTE] I almost hooked up with this one girl, but when I told her I was a virgin, she immediately changed her mind. Saying she didn't want to be my first time and that it should be with someone special. Even if it's with someone I'm not romantically attracted to, I'd want to lose it with someone I could be at least friends with.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49885034]I almost hooked up with this one girl, but when I told her I was a virgin, she immediately changed her mind. Saying she didn't want to be my first time and that it should be with someone special. Even if it's with someone I'm not romantically attracted to, I'd want to lose it with someone I could be at least friends with.[/QUOTE] Again, if someone actually cares if you are a virgin or not, then that person is not someone you want to be with. Someone who cares about stuff that is as superficial as that are bad people. It's like the feminists who keep track of the ratio of orgasms by their male partners versus their own orgasms, it's missing the basic emotional reason for sexual intercourse. Sex is not a solitary matter, ok intercourse is not but if your definition of sex includes masterbation then it can be solitary I guess, so thinking only about yourself is the worst thing you can do. Most people have sex for a greater emotional attachment, and to show your love for another human, the fact that it feels real good is just an added perk. Sex is ultimately about communication and understanding about your partner, so if that girl could not see past your virginity, then she is not a good person overall. [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] Sorry this is just a topic I'm really infuriated by because every now and again I run into the feminists who believe sex should be all about their own personal enjoyment and the guy is just a sentient dildo and that goes against everything I stand for, even as a fem sex third wave feminist. Sex is a complicated matter and cannot be just boiled down to "both people should orgasm at the same time." If she doesn't orgasm when you do, it's not like you can't stick other stuff up there to please her. That is the perk of being a women, your orgasm timer is not fixed to a bodily function, ok you know what I mean here!

[QUOTE=splenda;49885054]Again, if someone actually cares if you are a virgin or not, then that person is not someone you want to be with. Someone who cares about stuff that is as superficial as that are bad people. It's like the feminists who keep track of the ratio of orgasms by their male partners versus their own orgasms, it's missing the basic emotional reason for sexual intercourse. Sex is not a solitary matter, ok intercourse is not but if your definition of sex includes masterbation then it can be solitary I guess, so thinking only about yourself is the worst thing you can do. Most people have sex for a greater emotional attachment, and to show your love for another human, the fact that it feels real good is just an added perk. Sex is ultimately about communication and understanding about your partner, so if that girl could not see past your virginity, then she is not a good person overall.[/QUOTE] It was going to be a hookup, but she didn't want my first time to be from a hookup. I was a little peeved at her at first, but I knew she was right.

I really hate my schedule to conflict with other people. Like everyone being fine only mine not lining up and forcing everyone else to change plans. It's why I just drop out of group stuff because I hate inconveniencing people like that.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49885073]It was going to be a hookup, but she didn't want my first time to be from a hookup. I was a little peeved at her at first, but I knew she was right.[/QUOTE] Tbh the worst thing someone's first time can be is a hookup. A hookup is exactly what it sounds like it should be, enjoyment without any relationship bullshit. Losing your virginity should be more a labour of love than a needing to get rid of a label thing, and this is true for all genders, sexes, and sexual orientations. Like you are basically telling someone "I trust you enough that I will share my first time experiencing the most intimate thing two humans can do with you." When you think about it like that, one's first sexual experience is more of a ritualistic matter than a pleasureable experience. This is not to say that one should save themselves for marriage or some shit. Like my mom told me when I was little, "If you don't sleep with your partner before getting married you are just setting yourself up to fail." [sp]Side note, when my mom said this, I did not know what "sleep with" meant so I thought she meant like have a slumber party with your girlfriend or something. I was like 6 or 7 at the time.[/sp] [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] O also I guess I should clarify that I feel like "virgin" is a bullshit label that means nothing. Like if you really want to get rid of the label, go fuck a prostitute or something. Literally the only thing that changes when you lose the label of a virgin is that your dick might have a bit more bacteria on it.

[QUOTE=splenda;49885112]Tbh the worst thing someone's first time can be is a hookup. A hookup is exactly what it sounds like it should be, enjoyment without any relationship bullshit. Losing your virginity should be more a labour of love than a needing to get rid of a label thing, and this is true for all genders, sexes, and sexual orientations. Like you are basically telling someone "I trust you enough that I will share my first time experiencing the most intimate thing two humans can do with you." When you think about it like that, one's first sexual experience is more of a ritualistic matter than a pleasureable experience. This is not to say that one should save themselves for marriage or some shit. Like my mom told me when I was little, "If you don't sleep with your partner before getting married you are just setting yourself up to fail." [sp]Side note, when my mom said this, I did not know what "sleep with" meant so I thought she meant like have a slumber party with your girlfriend or something. I was like 6 or 7 at the time.[/sp][/QUOTE] Honestly, I think that what is/is not a good idea for losing virginity is totally up to the individual. As long as you know what you are doing and have considered the way you feel, do whatever. Virginity is not sacred unless you make it sacred. The important part is that however you go about doing it, you're comfortable (within reason) with what you are doing and you're doing it on purpose. Really the only [I]bad[/I] way you can lose it is if you're pressured into it.

[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;49885174']Honestly, I think that what is/is not a good idea for losing virginity is totally up to the individual. As long as you know what you are doing and have considered the way you feel, do whatever. Virginity is not sacred unless you make it sacred. The important part is that however you go about doing it, you're comfortable (within reason) with what you are doing and you're doing it on purpose. Really the only [I]bad[/I] way you can lose it is if you're pressured into it.[/QUOTE] True true. Guess I was putting too much of my own opinion too much in these posts. :v: Like as long as the sexual experience is fully consenting at all stages, then go wild! Sex is fun as fuck, and personally feels infinitely better than masterbating, though I have heard that some people actually prefer masterbation over sex, even from women!

Well it certainly wasnt some sacred holy act of pleasure. To be honest it wasnt really that good. I can happily ignore it from now on and live life. I honestly don't feel like exploring sex stuff further.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49885248]Well it certainly wasnt some sacred holy act of pleasure. To be honest it wasnt really that good. I can happily ignore it from now on and live life. I honestly don't feel like exploring sex stuff further.[/QUOTE] Tbh if you are the type of person who just wants to experience sex once just to get it over with, a prostitute is not a bad way of going about it. Everyone has different strengths in life, and for some, building deep relationships is really hard.

sex/girlfriends/shit thread exists everybody, migrate as needed

[QUOTE=dai;49885406]sex/girlfriends/shit thread exists everybody, migrate as needed[/QUOTE] Sorry I'll stop! If it makes it any better, I did through a lot of confessions within my posts! :v:

[QUOTE=splenda;49885271]Tbh if you are the type of person who just wants to experience sex once just to get it over with, a prostitute is not a bad way of going about it. Everyone has different strengths in life, and for some, building deep relationships is really hard.[/QUOTE] I have several very, very good friends that know more about me than what they should, really. I just don't really have the biggest desire for relationships of romantic and/or sexual nature anymore. [editline]7th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=dai;49885406]sex/girlfriends/shit thread exists everybody, migrate as needed[/QUOTE] I actually looked for the thread but couldn't find it, guess it is dead or something.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49885644]I actually looked for the thread but couldn't find it, guess it is dead or something.[/QUOTE] [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1499584[/url]

I have a confession. I find the girlfriends thread brutally depressing, every time I lurk there I leave in a terrible mood. So I read gay chat instead. Much more fun.

it helps if you're even a little bit gay like moi :smug: