Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

Actual confession: Sometimes when I'm doing field recordings and one of my friends notices me and says something/I'm already with people and they are just having a conversation I like to use their voices in my songs. Like if any of my friends turned on my samplers and went through the sounds they would think I'm stalking them or something. In reality, I just really like the sound of the human voice. :cry:

[QUOTE=splenda;49886242]Actual confession: Sometimes when I'm doing field recordings and one of my friends notices me and says something/I'm already with people and they are just having a conversation I like to use their voices in my songs. Like if any of my friends turned on my samplers and went through the sounds they would think I'm stalking them or something. In reality, I just really like the sound of the human voice. :cry:[/QUOTE] Nothing wrong about this IMO, one of Aphex Twin's songs features his back then girlfriend speaking french in reverse. For a confession: I used to crunch cheese snacks into powder and flavor my cigarettes with it.

[sp]For some reason I made a FurAffinity account[/sp] I don't even know why I did that, I have 0 interest.

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49886766]Nothing wrong about this IMO, one of Aphex Twin's songs features his back then girlfriend speaking french in reverse. For a confession: I used to crunch cheese snacks into powder and flavor my cigarettes with it.[/QUOTE] Doesn't it just taste like burnt food? Or do you put it around the filter so you taste it on your lips?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49884561]tbh soft dicks and fast cumming describe most guys losing their virginity.[/QUOTE] Mine was soft dick and literally feeling nothing. I left with blue balls.

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49886852][sp]For some reason I made a FurAffinity account[/sp] I don't even know why I did that, I have 0 interest.[/QUOTE] Suuuuuuuuure you don't. :smug:

[QUOTE=rider695;49887061]Doesn't it just taste like burnt food? Or do you put it around the filter so you taste it on your lips?[/QUOTE] I handroll my own cigarettes like the massive hipster I am, I literally sprinkled it over my tobacco, would make the worst smells possible according to my friends. To me it just tasted like a grill smoke flavored cigarette.

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49886852][sp]For some reason I made a FurAffinity account[/sp] I don't even know why I did that, [B]I have 0 interest[/B].[/QUOTE] Yeaaaah, right. :v:

[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;49886852][sp]For some reason I made a FurAffinity account[/sp] I don't even know why I did that, I have 0 interest.[/QUOTE] I've been using an account that was meant for public use but I'm pretty sure has been forgotten by others.

[QUOTE=Skunky;49887729]Yeaaaah, right. :v:[/QUOTE] I'm just for the cute cartoon animals, I promise!

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49887470]I handroll my own cigarettes like the massive hipster I am, I literally sprinkled it over my tobacco, would make the worst smells possible according to my friends. To me it just tasted like a grill smoke flavored cigarette.[/QUOTE] You at least use one of those permanent filter things since I'd assume you have no filter tip? [t]http://i.imgur.com/UBCmJny.jpg[/t]

i once pissed on my doctor as a baby apparently

I suck on dildos and pretend they are real dicks

[QUOTE=fudge blood;49890085]I suck on dildos and pretend they are real dicks[/QUOTE] Woah, I always thought that was just some hammed up porno-shit. Also, we're now full-circle again, back to dildos.

I feel more confident when I pretend I'm someone else trying to impersonate myself. I don't know why. I ate a pack of cookies I found in a garbage can once, I don't know why I did it. I was walking with some people from school and I saw the packet sitting there, in perfect state, looking at me, almost like if someone placed them in there for me. I like to dance, jump, roll and even slap my ass when nobody is looking. Sometimes I do weird movements with my hands or lay on the ground and shake like if I had a seizure, it feels funny for some reason.

Motherfucker you ate only [I]one[/I] pack of garbage cookies? Casual.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49890202]I like to dance, jump, roll and even slap my ass when nobody is looking.[/QUOTE] I think literally everyone does this, or we're just both weird idk

[QUOTE=matt000024;49889262]You at least use one of those permanent filter things since I'd assume you have no filter tip? [t]http://i.imgur.com/UBCmJny.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Nah, I smoke them filterless, I could get one of those filter thingies but a problem would be that I can't roll my cigarettes in some perfect size standard so that they fit into one of those.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49891215]Could you give us an exhaustive list of unusual things you've eaten or otherwise inserted into your body?[/QUOTE] I once ate a pack of mayo.

I have a hard time cooking eggs because I have no middleground between "gentle touch" and "CRUSH WITH THE FORCE OF A BLACK HOLE"

I'm straight but $20 is $20.

I'm straight. But sometimes I see a guy and think to myself. "Damn. That is one extremely good looking man." And feel somewhat attracted for a few seconds.

[QUOTE=kilerabv;49891619]I'm straight. But sometimes I see a guy and think to myself. "Damn. That is one extremely good looking man." And feel somewhat attracted for a few seconds.[/QUOTE] Isn't that pretty common? I mean, I'm not shy of admitting I think Ryan Reynolds is hella hot, and I'm straighter than the straightest straw.

I can't stand male singers, they all sound awful. My favourites playlist has 234 songs, most are female vocals, a bunch are instrumental (30-40 at most) and then there is a single song sung by a male and it also has a female singing in it.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;49884997]I don't get why some people think it's so important to lose their virginity Like, who the hell cares?[/QUOTE] This was my opinion all the way through school, people would ask me if i was a virgin and i'd say yes and they'd laugh and i'd just be like "Why is that funny? I dont care much for sex so it doesn't really bother me." and they'd just be like "Its because nobody wants to have sex with you" And i just laugh it off and walk away. There was always at least 2 girls that wanted to have sex with me at some point. But since i was a closeted gayman and didn't know until i was 18-20 it probably helped that i didnt care for sex.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49891662]I can't stand male singers, they all sound awful. My favourites playlist has 234 songs, most are female vocals, a bunch are instrumental (30-40 at most) and then there is a single song sung by a male and it also has a female singing in it.[/QUOTE] Don't say Barry White doesn't give you a hard-on

[QUOTE=kilerabv;49891619]I'm straight. But sometimes I see a guy and think to myself. "Damn. That is one extremely good looking man." And feel somewhat attracted for a few seconds.[/QUOTE] No one is 100% gay or 100% straight. Sexuality is fluid, so even if you are like the embodiment of heteronormativity you will still see cute bois and be like "damn."

[QUOTE=splenda;49892194]No one is 100% gay or 100% straight. Sexuality is fluid, so even if you are like the embodiment of heteronormativity you will still see cute bois and be like "damn."[/QUOTE] I guess. I'm not well versed in this sort of stuff, so I try not to think too much about it.

[QUOTE=kilerabv;49892218]I guess. I'm not well versed in this sort of stuff, so I try not to think too much about it.[/QUOTE] Just think of it this way: the human body is beautiful, regardless of what genetalia it has.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49891662]I can't stand male singers, they all sound awful. My favourites playlist has 234 songs, most are female vocals, a bunch are instrumental (30-40 at most) and then there is a single song sung by a male and it also has a female singing in it.[/QUOTE] I much prefer Male signers to female singers. I prefer gravelly voices and husky sounds and voice breaks in songs than just high pitch leveled singing