Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=matt000024;49894355]You probably saw that one episode of Spongebob.[/QUOTE] Great, now I have it in my head again... screw you! :cry:

i'm probably an anatomical structure and i think the asexual strength of some physical body men is quite appreciable

[QUOTE=greeley;49892268]I much prefer Male signers to female singers. I prefer gravelly voices and husky sounds and voice breaks in songs than just high pitch leveled singing[/QUOTE] All my songs are Japanese / German and they don't do the thing female English singers do where they just fucking screech like birds all the time because they have no talent.

Confession time When I was in elementary, I spent so much time on my school's library that my homeroom teacher became concerned that I was ignoring my actual homework just to stay glued on books, and got my library card banned for six months. In my defense, my school's library had some kickass books on dinosaurs and ancient Romans

I feel like I become a different person entirely when talking to certain people. And my hands have a habit of shaking a lot on a common basis.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49891215]Could you give us an exhaustive list of unusual things you've eaten or otherwise inserted into your body?[/QUOTE] [T] http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71WblZ-%2B6yL._SL1188_.jpg[/t] Spicy oil on your asshole for hours isn't very fun i learned.

[QUOTE=T553412;49894867]Confession time When I was in elementary, I spent so much time on my school's library that my homeroom teacher became concerned that I was ignoring my actual homework just to stay glued on books, and got my library card banned for six months. In my defense, my school's library had some kickass books on dinosaurs and ancient Romans[/QUOTE] Was the phrase "he knows too much" ever uttered?

[QUOTE=nomad1;49894397]I wear shorts all year round, no matter what the weather is like. Just last week I walked to school in shorts and it was raining.[/QUOTE] I can't bear wearing shorts, makes me uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49894965]I can't bear wearing shorts, makes me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] I never wear shorts. One because my legs are white as fuck, and two I like to shave my legs and I don't feel like getting picked on because of that.

It looks like my dad favors my younger brother because he's more religious than me. He regularly spends more time with my brother studying Tanach but when I try to show him one of my hobbies, he barely pays attention. My brother acts holier than thou and scolds me when I swear, telling me that he doesn't respect people who swear and such. He also sings and plays the guitar badly, it's painful to my ears and he doesn't stop when i ask him to.

[QUOTE=slayer20;49895257]I never wear shorts. One because my legs are white as fuck, and two I like to shave my legs and I don't feel like getting picked on because of that.[/QUOTE] The only time I ever wear shorts is when I work outside in the summer, like lawn mowing or weed picking. Garden stuff. Or on hot summer nights when sleeping. Otherwise, I'm always wearing jeans outside and light pajamas pants/baggy pants inside. On another note, I caught myself looking at women's left ring fingers way too often. Not sure if it's a good sign or a very bad one...

I wear shorts because I wake up really tired and late most of the time I need to dress quickly and go to college. There are days where we are at like 8C and I still wear shorts just because I'm too lazy to take a little bit more and wear pants. Another confession. There is this one girl I like and talk with frequently, I heard she has a boyfriend and when I saw him I think I liked him too. Now I like two people at once. Is this a bad sign or a good sign?

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49894956][T] http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71WblZ-%2B6yL._SL1188_.jpg[/t] Spicy oil on your asshole for hours isn't very fun i learned.[/QUOTE] For a second i thought this was a giant picture, but its just a really long small picture.

I have a shitty habit of appearing 'fake' or coming across as phony to people. I'm the kind of person who wants other people to have a good time, sort of a host mentality since I usually host my friends at my place or whatever. So the typical thing that happens is some person, whether it be someone who I am friends with or someone new, talking about a subject that they enjoy or find important, etc, they will finish their thing and I'll try to respond with something that extends the conversation further, insert my take on it, say how interesting that is, or whatever, but it comes off as dis-genuine. Like, the person doesn't expect me to come up with it and it comes off as some generic statement where it looks like I'm just trying to be agreeable. It creates this awkward pause where I see the person's reaction was like "heh, this person is just pretending to like what I said, what a phony/[B]poser[/B]" when I am really trying to connect and understand that person. The best way I could describe myself as being a social chameleon, I can be friendly with just about anyone from people who like very crass humor to people who want family friendly fun. So it could be that people see a clean cut guy trying to make a dirty joke it throws them off, or when I mention I know said rapper, or know something about weed they think I'm just some poser. Maybe I'm just trying too hard, I just hate it when people get the wrong impression of me. My small talk may be meh at best, but when you get to know me and I get to know you I play off of my knowledge of you to better tailor my jokes and those deep talks, that's really when I get to shine. I guess I'm overthinking it, I can't expect to be best friends with everybody.

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;49894956] [B]Spicy oil on your asshole[/B] for hours isn't very fun i learned.[/QUOTE] What made you think this was a good idea? It hurts to just read this.

Sometimes I think that I'll never be good enough to be a chemist. That I'll have to drop out of University and stay at home and probably become a janitor. Dreaming big sucks, aim low and you'll never be disappointed.

I want to buy a full SS uniform. I'd probably wear it at cons because no matter what your political ideology is, SS uniforms are objectively fucking badass looking

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;49895933]Sometimes I think that I'll never be good enough to be a chemist. That I'll have to drop out of University and stay at home and probably become a janitor. Dreaming big sucks, aim low and you'll never be disappointed.[/QUOTE] Or even better, become used to be disappointed constantly. You'll finish college without being a good chemist, and that's disappointing, but since you're used to be disappointed, you'll just keep going (so you can be even more disappointed) and eventually you'll be a really good chemist but also disappointed (but that doesn't matter, because you already know how being disappointed feels like). If you expect to be disappointed, then you'll really never be disappointed, because you already know you were going to be disappointed in first place.

[QUOTE=The golden;49897575] toesocks.[/QUOTE] :sick:

[QUOTE=The golden;49897575]I looooove my knee-high toesocks.[/QUOTE] toesocks pick up shit with your toes while wearing socks or do it with regular socks still works, not as great

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49896096]SS uniforms are objectively fucking badass looking[/QUOTE] Ya if your favourite colour scheme is 50 shades of grey [url=http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01109/marching-troops_1109686i.jpg]I'm very fashionable and I can confirm this is real fashion[/url]

I joke about cancer waaay to much. And I think it's justified because I once thought I had cancer myself.

[QUOTE=NemomeN;49897844]I joke about cancer waaay to much. And I think it's justified because I once thought I had cancer myself.[/QUOTE] I once thought i was black, and now i constantly make black jokes.

I used to be afraid of black people. [editline]9th March 2016[/editline] I somehow feel as if my old fear of the neegres and my desire to buy a SS uniform are related

Jokes that are incredibly offensive are the only ones that can make me laugh hard. [I]Really hard.[/I]

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49897916]Jokes that are incredibly offensive are the only ones that can make me laugh hard. [I]Really hard.[/I][/QUOTE] Say what you will about paedos, at least the drive slowly at school zones

i'm short like even most girls i meet are slightly taller than me but its okay cus [QUOTE=Davidn64;49893714]I wanna wear girly stuff one day[/QUOTE] i wear girly stuff

I've been having transgender feelings for a few years (3 - 4) now. It kinda died down after the beginning but yesterday I started feeling quite strongly about it. I'm afraid to tell most of my friends and family, or to end up making the wrong choice and being stuck with it for the rest of my life. I'm also afraid of, if I ever transition, ending up looking like halfway in between male and female, or worse yet, as just a crossdressing guy. I'm currently 18 years old and pretty tall (1,94ish m).

i wear manly stuff like shirts

[QUOTE=matthaios;49898277]I've been having transgender feelings for a few years (3 - 4) now. It kinda died down after the beginning but yesterday I started feeling quite strongly about it. I'm afraid to tell most of my friends and family, or to end up making the wrong choice and being stuck with it for the rest of my life. I'm also afraid of, if I ever transition, ending up looking like halfway in between male and female, or worse yet, as just a crossdressing guy. I'm currently 18 years old and pretty tall (1,94ish m).[/QUOTE] You should be safe about telling family, negative reactions can be very, very negative. Trans people get put on the street often. Figure out what your family thinks before you tell them if you can. I would try my best to make sure I'm not dependent on my family before telling them. Try to have some kind of safety net, y'know? The worry that you might regret it, or that you might not pass, I think is common, but if your country is anything like the USA, you'll be working with a gender specialist and living as the opposite gender well before you begin hormone therapy, if you even want it. Good luck, bruh.