Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49898406]i wear manly stuff like shirts[/QUOTE] That's gay. I'm not gay. But girly clothes sure do feel nice.

[QUOTE=Xubs;49898511]I am incredibly self conscious about my nationality in the face of foreign people, probably edging near an irrational degree. Most often this manifests as concern about my accent around people of foreign background. Usually I am afraid my voice will immediately paint me as either a racist or a moron to people of said backgrounds so I tend to avoid talking to these kinds of people in person altogether. I'm fairly comfortable with non-spoken forms of communication though, but the suspicion is still present at times.[/QUOTE] This is the reason why I've gone out of my way to try and totally eliminate my accent.

[QUOTE=Xubs;49898588] I have a tiny bit of a Southern US accent in me. It's not huge, but I am very self conscious about it depending on present company. Most of the reason I find it embarrassing is because of the association of Southerners with racist and stupid people. I am afraid of being associated with those kinds of people.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, most people outside the US don't really hold this view. And some of the nicest and most interesting people I've met have had southern accents, as long as you use proper grammar you can actually pull off classy Southern gentleman really well.

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49898581]What accent do you Americans have and why is it embarassing?[/QUOTE] Northern accent for me. Very neutral in my case. Also it's embarrassing because [t]http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/vhoAAOSwZd1VZs28/s-l300.jpg[/t] and [t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/60/0b/93/600b93a555880e1df9b34035d08475cc.jpg[/t] and [t]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/anonymous-kkk.jpg?quality=65&strip=all[/t]

yeah, we foreigners don't really know anything about american accents for all we can tell, you all have the exact same accent anyway

uh i dunno, i think southern us accent is very recognizable. i think it's somewhat easy to differentiate some of the major us accents. that said, i don't make assumptions according to accent.

While I can't claim that I'm not racist. I do condemn any acts of racism. However I can't help but to constantly assume racial stereotypes on the people around me including people of my own race and even my family. I mean shit if that's a sin I'm totally going to hell.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49893539]I wouldn't call myself a slut but if my boyfriend dragged me into an orgy I probably would be hesitant but still go [sp]Guys only tho.[/sp][/QUOTE] I cant fathom how complicated an orgy would be, threesomes are awkward enough to get right. edit: Oh right my confession. I'm a -massive- cuckold, seeing other people doing the dirty with my boyfriend is right up my alley... or his.

You do realize that back then men wearing dresses was a thing? They went to church on Sundays with a dress every now and then. [QUOTE=matt000024;49894355]You probably saw that one episode of Spongebob.[/QUOTE] Speaking of Spongebob, remember that Krusty Krab Pizza Song? I sung the entire end part when I was five-or eight years old. Entirely off-key, off-tone, off-whatever. [I]While recording for a mic test with people listening within earshot.[/I] It's the cringe material to end all cringe material. I still haven't lived it down even as an adult. I spent most days when I'm home trying to find the mic/tape used to record it and then trash it so that no one else could hear it. Hell it's probably reason #3 why I'm such a recluse; I'm afraid to confront people who might have heard that recording. It's still stuck in my head, a figment of memory that I would be glad to have erased. I'm actually afraid to have a girlfriend because, as my parents love to embarrass me, will pull out the tape from some secret box and play it. Only through alcohol will I know peace from this cringe-worthy travesty. [QUOTE=Trebgarta;49898581]What accent do you Americans have and why is it embarassing?[/QUOTE] My accent is a blend of Southern, Irish, and possibly Italian. It sounds blander than you think. Though if I can project my voice just right, I can do a mean Colonel Sanders, The Scotsman from Samurai Jack, or Foghorn Leghorn from Loony Tunes.

Sometimes I have vivid memories about all the cringeworthy stuff I did as kid. It's kind of disturbing because sometimes I might be at college or eating with my friends and then I begin breathing heavily or say stuff like "AH!" "Nooo" "Make it stop" because I accidentally remembered something I did.

I go to this workshop thingy a few times a week, and there's a girl there I reeally like. She's the first friend I genuinely love as a friend (excluding [I]online[/I] friends) I've had in about 10 years, and she's half the reason why I enjoy being at the workshop so much. But she has only a couple of months left before she will be done with her trainee stuff, and she might not be allowed to stay there any longer after that (maximum time there is 2 years which will be up for her after two months) and that scares me quite a lot. I'm not the kind of person who has the courage to visit my friends really.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49899271]I go to this workshop thingy a few times a week, and there's a girl there I reeally like. She's the first friend I genuinely love as a friend (excluding [I]online[/I] friends) I've had in about 10 years, and she's half the reason why I enjoy being at the workshop so much. But she has only a couple of months left before she will be done with her trainee stuff, and she might not be allowed to stay there any longer after that (maximum time there is 2 years which will be up for her after two months) and that scares me quite a lot. I'm not the kind of person who has the courage to visit my friends really.[/QUOTE] Ask for her number

I have a fetish for damaged guys and girls. I really like the thought of giving them a lot of tlc and mommying them. [sp]in return for sexual favors[/sp]

As a damaged guy I have to say I have a thing for people who seem to give me of tlc and try to mommy me [sp] so I can pay them with sexual favors [/sp]

My girlfriend lives in a shared flat where parents got her a room soo she can study in Moscow (She's from Kaluga), and whenever i am there to spent a night with her i go peeing exclusivelly in a sink at bathroom. I don't even know, it started as one time incident due to toilet being used and me needing a piss asap, but it's three months later and now it's a URINAL RITUAL

[QUOTE=karimatrix;49899951]My girlfriend lives in a shared flat where parents got her a room soo she can study in Moscow (She's from Kaluga), and whenever i am there to spent a night with her i go peeing exclusivelly in a sink at bathroom. I don't even know, it started as one time incident due to toilet being used and me needing a piss asap, but it's three months later and now it's a URINAL RITUAL[/QUOTE] That's really, really disturbing. I do hope you clean it afterwards

I love black olives mixed with white country gravy

I feel like I should drop my course and start working towards becoming a house husband or something like that, would get me to do things that don't include sitting at a computer, destroying my knees.

[QUOTE=LoNer1;49900057]That's really, really disturbing. I do hope you clean it afterwards[/QUOTE] ofcourse, i leave no trace of my grace. [sp]CAUSE I AIM INTO THE SINKHOLE[/sp]

[QUOTE=MadBomber;49898934]I cant fathom how complicated an orgy would be, threesomes are awkward enough to get right. edit: Oh right my confession. I'm a -massive- cuckold, seeing other people doing the dirty with my boyfriend is right up my alley... or his.[/QUOTE] I can never understand how anyone could ever be a cuckold. It just seems so absolutely wrong to me, as if you are literally deeming yourself an unworthy partner, so that your partner has to go to other people to actually enjoy sex. Call me traditional or whatever but if my girlfriend wanted me to get cucked I would break up with her instantly and never talk to her again. As for my confession, even though I haven't watched MLP in 3 years I still occasionally get the desire to go and jack off to cartoon horses. I love beastality. I love loli. I think the government is brainwashing the masses through mass media and that the only way to succeed in life is to ignore all media and look for underground sources. I'm not gay but I might make out with a guy (cause we are bffs) [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Creep" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

numbers divisible by 5 make me uncomfortable I am most comfortable with numbers divisible by 6 or 9, preferably both [editline]9th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49900286]I can never understand how anyone could ever be a cuckold. It just seems so absolutely wrong to me, as if you are literally deeming yourself an unworthy partner, so that your partner has to go to other people to actually enjoy sex. Call me traditional or whatever but if my girlfriend wanted me to get cucked I would break up with her instantly and never talk to her again. As for my confession, even though I haven't watched MLP in 3 years I still occasionally get the desire to go and jack off to cartoon horses. I love beastality. I love loli. I think the government is brainwashing the masses through mass media and that the only way to succeed in life is to ignore all media and look for underground sources. I'm not gay but I might make out with a guy (cause we are bffs)[/QUOTE]"Being cucked is literally the weirdest shit ever" "btw I jack it to cartoon ponies"

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49900332]numbers divisible by 5 make me uncomfortable I am most comfortable with numbers divisible by 6 or 9, preferably both [/QUOTE] Meanwhile, I can only set my TV or headset volume to numbers divisible by 5

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49900332]numbers divisible by 5 make me uncomfortable I am most comfortable with numbers divisible by 6 or 9, preferably both[/QUOTE] hehe 69 :smug: [editline]9th March 2016[/editline] my mind is p much always in the gutter help :scream:

When I yawn it feels more fulfilling to be loud and annoying.

[QUOTE=kijji;49900462]hehe 69 :smug: [editline]9th March 2016[/editline] my mind is p much always in the gutter help :scream:[/QUOTE] You're not the only one. One of the only topics I can always add to usually has to do with sex... I can also turn any subject into something sexual. Some thinks that's awesome, others think it's creepy.

[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49900286] As for my confession, even though I haven't watched MLP in 3 years I still occasionally get the desire to go and jack off to cartoon horses. I love beastality. I love loli. I think the government is brainwashing the masses through mass media and that the only way to succeed in life is to ignore all media and look for underground sources. [B]I'm not gay but I might make out with a guy[/B] (cause we are bffs)[/QUOTE] No bro jobs? :v:

[QUOTE=Xubs;49898588]I have a tiny bit of a Southern US accent in me. It's not huge, but I am very self conscious about it depending on present company. Most of the reason I find it embarrassing is because of the association of Southerners with racist and stupid people. I am afraid of being associated with those kinds of people.[/QUOTE] I'm an Australian and most of the time when i meet new people, they always inevitably ask me if I'm foreign because of the way I talk.

[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49900286]I can never understand how anyone could ever be a cuckold. It just seems so absolutely wrong to me, as if you are literally deeming yourself an unworthy partner, so that your partner has to go to other people to actually enjoy sex. Call me traditional or whatever but if my girlfriend wanted me to get cucked I would break up with her instantly and never talk to her again. As for my confession, even though I haven't watched MLP in 3 years I still occasionally get the desire to go and jack off to cartoon horses. I love beastality. I love loli. I think the government is brainwashing the masses through mass media and that the only way to succeed in life is to ignore all media and look for underground sources. [B]I'm not gay but I might make out with a guy (cause we are bffs)[/B][/QUOTE] As long as you say "no homo" before hand its not gay. Thats what my best friend keeps telling me....wait a minute.

I'm looking to replace one of my external hard drives and every description of the hard drives I'd use for personal use claims that they're good for families or small businesses. I think I'm using a little more space than most people.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49900332]numbers divisible by 5 make me uncomfortable I am most comfortable with numbers divisible by 6 or 9, preferably both [editline]9th March 2016[/editline] "Being cucked is literally the weirdest shit ever" "btw I jack it to cartoon ponies"[/QUOTE] View it like this, I'd fuck a pony but I wouldn't let the pony cuck me