Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot

[kijji]

what is cucking

do I wanna know

[Yozora_Mikazu]

[QUOTE=kijji;49901144]what is cucking

do I wanna know[/QUOTE]

cucking is when you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with someone else

[kijji]

[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49901157]cucking is when you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with someone else[/QUOTE]
how can anyone like that

[fog]

[QUOTE=kijji;49901266]how can anyone like that[/QUOTE]

a form of humiliation.

[Jrose14]

I'm lonely but I'm also not interested in anyone.

[Loctopus]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49901378]I'm lonely but I'm also not interested in anyone.[/QUOTE]

Hug me I'm soft.

Despite the implications of my FP name I'm actually a guy.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49900286]I can never understand how anyone could ever be a cuckold. It just seems so absolutely wrong to me, as if you are literally deeming yourself an unworthy partner, so that your partner has to go to other people to actually enjoy sex. Call me traditional or whatever but if my girlfriend wanted me to get cucked I would break up with her instantly and never talk to her again.[/QUOTE]

I actually completely get cuckolding and why someone would like it. It's a form of open relationship combined with domination and humiliation fetishes, and some people have very loving relationships with cuckolding sex stuff, and that's fine. It goes both ways too, since there are girls who love being cucked and having their boyfriend fuck other girls.

What I don't get is why that cuck shit is always focused on black people, and why there's a bizarre fetish for stereotypical black guys fucking stereotypical white girls, usually cheating ones. Is there just like, some form of casual latent racism and white guilt going on that's manifesting as a fetish in people :v:

[alpha00zero]

[QUOTE=kijji;49900462]hehe 69 :smug:

[editline]9th March 2016[/editline]

my mind is p much always in the gutter help :scream:[/QUOTE]

Same here.

I pass in from of a cathedral everyday when I go to work and there's is a sign with a dude's face looking directly towards pedestrians. Each time I pass in front of it, instead of reading "Organ's Hour" (from the French "L'Heure de l'Orgue"), I read "Orgy's Hour".

In French, "Orgue" (Organ) and "Orgie" (Orgy) have only one letter of difference between each other. Alongside the dude's neutral look and the placement, you draw your own conclusions.

Also, I can't downplay anyone without downplaying myself or apologizing afterwards. It's beyond me. I feel like I'll regret it later. And I love dropping sexual innuendos here and there with my group of friends. It gets worse the more tired I am.

[slayer20]

nsfw dream stuff

[sp]Whenever I have "racey" dreams, I usually wake up right after putting it in a girl. As far as I know, this is normal. However, the few times I don't wake up almost immediately, I never really found it all that pleasurable. Instead in my dreams, I find myself making out or eating out girls, or generally anything that doesn't involve sticking it inside, which feels way better to me. This makes me wonder if I'll actually like that part of sex or not (if I ever get that far).[/sp]

[sp]I've used fleshlights in the past, but they were always a hassle to use and to clean up. I found it hard to make them worthwhile and the only time they felt pleasurable was during the climax, and I'd use my hand for everything before that.[/sp]

Yeah I don't know, they're just dreams I guess so it'll probably be completely different in real life.

[ATRanko]

[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49901157]cucking is when you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with someone else[/QUOTE]

So it's just netorare eh.

I heard stories from my parents about my grandpa feeding me Guinness stout as a baby, apparently he managed to feed me a can worth of it in one go. Considering both my biological dad and grandpa is a heavy alcoholic it's entirely possible, sadly my grandpa died while we were separated, so there's no way for me to confirm if it's true.

[sp]I hate alcoholic beverages though[/sp]

[Da Space Core]

i never had a single sexual dream ever

[MissingGlitch]

I've never had a wetdream.

[Str4fe]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49902499]I've never had a wetdream.[/QUOTE]

Try not fapping

[editline]10th March 2016[/editline]

[QUOTE=da space core;49902457]i never had a single sexual dream ever[/QUOTE]

I've seen a sexual dream about wall clocks and CUBES i shit you not

[helifreak]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49902499]I've never had a wetdream.[/QUOTE]

They are more inconvenient than anything. You don't feel anything you just wake up with jizz everywhere.

[Atsuimono]

Ive been rejected by [sp]11.[/sp] girls

[editline]9th March 2016[/editline]

No I didnt tell them I had an inflation fetish.

[Da Space Core]

Im tired of this world

[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49902716]Ive been rejected by [sp]11.[/sp] girls

[editline]9th March 2016[/editline]

No I didnt tell them I had an inflation fetish.[/QUOTE]

Have you followed this set of steps?:

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive

[slayer20]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49902778]Have you followed this set of steps?:

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive[/QUOTE]

I fucked up at step 1.

[FunnyStarRunner]

If it wasn't for this guy accidentally leaving behind his change of $10.50, we wouldn't have gotten any tips tonight.

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[QUOTE=someone101001;49903051]yeah but on the internet we are all supermodels[/QUOTE]

We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.

source: I'm a Roserade irl

[helifreak]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49903430]We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.

source: I'm a Roserade irl[/QUOTE]

But I'm tall and not a gnome.

[Joekirk]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49903430]We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.[/QUOTE]

...[URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara"]Shit[/URL]

[helifreak]

I also don't sparkle :cry:

[MeowMeow]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49903430]We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.

source: I'm a Roserade irl[/QUOTE]

I feel like I want to change my avatar but I like using this for some reason. It's Drow Ranger.
I don't like or play Dota anymore, but I feel like keeping it anyways.

[MissingGlitch]

I think I caught what FunnyStarRunner has. The want to keep changing my avatar picture.

I enjoy being a triangular dream demon.

[a-cookie]

i haven't had the opportunity to cuddle with somebody for over half a year, i don't want to fuck strangers or whatever, i just want to be held

[kijji]

I've never cuddled anyone ever but I want to ;_;

[SCPH7503]

For all my love for progressive rock, classical, jazz, and that sort of stuff, I always find myself listening to a Rob Zombie album every once in a while. Usually Hellbilly Deluxe.

You can never tell with me. :trumpet:

Also, a lot of games that I talk shit about, I probably loved at one point.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49903430]We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.

source: I'm a Roserade irl[/QUOTE]

"Tell me of your travels."

[fudge blood]

incest is soooooooooooooo hottttt my nigga :downs: