Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
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[QUOTE=fudge blood;49904127]incest is soooooooooooooo hottttt my nigga :downs:[/QUOTE]
We back to incest again?
Fine I admit it. I think my cousin is really damn hot.
[QUOTE=helifreak;49902640]They are more inconvenient than anything. You don't feel anything you just wake up with jizz everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Half this. You do feel something, but wake up right afterwards so it is mostly an inconvenience. Also you have to worry about having one on a flight or taking a nap somewhere which is always concern with sleeping in anywhere except one's bed.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49898406]i wear manly stuff
like shirts[/QUOTE]
i thought that said skirts.
[QUOTE=greeley;49904861]i thought that said skirts.[/QUOTE]
i wear nothing but the finest skinny jeans topman can provide
because i'm a top lad
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49904879]i wear nothing but the finest skinny jeans topman can provide
because i'm a top lad[/QUOTE]
I saw a guy with the skinniest jeans known to man kind. And there was still no penis to be seen, i don't understand why anybody would want tto wear them.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49904324][QUOTE=fudge blood;49904127]incest is soooooooooooooo hottttt my nigga :downs:[/QUOTE]
We back to incest again?
Fine I admit it. I think my cousin is really damn hot.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cKVfW7t.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=greeley;49905082]I saw a guy with the skinniest jeans known to man kind. And there was still no penis to be seen, i don't understand why anybody would want tto wear them.[/QUOTE]
probably because it is usually cold in england so his cock is probably in hiding
[QUOTE=fudge blood;49904127]incest is soooooooooooooo hottttt my nigga :downs:[/QUOTE]
Alright I'll admit incest porn is a guilty pleasure. Sue me.
[QUOTE=Yozora_Mikazu;49900286]I can never understand how anyone could ever be a cuckold. It just seems so absolutely wrong to me, as if you are literally deeming yourself an unworthy partner, so that your partner has to go to other people to actually enjoy sex. Call me traditional or whatever but if my girlfriend wanted me to get cucked I would break up with her instantly and never talk to her again.
As for my confession, even though I haven't watched MLP in 3 years I still occasionally get the desire to go and jack off to cartoon horses. I love beastality. I love loli. I think the government is brainwashing the masses through mass media and that the only way to succeed in life is to ignore all media and look for underground sources. I'm not gay but I might make out with a guy (cause we are bffs)[/QUOTE]
I'm not entirely sure why but I think it's mostly down to seeing my partners enjoying themselves, during intimate one on one sex I focus on how good my partner feels and this in turn brings pleasure to myself. So seeing them enjoying themselves immensely at another persons behest is an absolute joy to me. I also have some weird complex where the more people I can satisfy in one way or another the more joy or pleasure I feel, so watching two people I care about on an intimate level in pleasure is a 10/10 time for me. Also I have my fun afterwards anyway.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;49904127]incest is soooooooooooooo hottttt my nigga :downs:[/QUOTE]
people shouldn't hate on it. Incest is relative
As a kid I had the hots for my cousin and aunts, but not really anymore.
my cousin tried to fuck me once
it was weird
I think i did something terrible... i bought body pillows...
Oh well, at least there's something to cuddle with now
[QUOTE=ATRanko;49905577]I think i did something terrible... i bought body pillows...
Oh well, at least there's something to cuddle with now[/QUOTE]
no shame in it
they're nice
did you get covers for them?
Nothing in school feels worth completing. Like, nothing I've done makes me feel like it was worth the effort and time. I don't see the point in doing it at all if there's no reason for doing it besides not getting yelled at by my parents for not getting "good grades."
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49903618]I think I caught what FunnyStarRunner has. The want to keep changing my avatar picture.
I enjoy being a triangular dream demon.[/QUOTE]
Let the avatars flow through you.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49903430]We are all what our avatars are irl. When we change avatars it's because we went through a phase of mental realization and we found out our true identity.
source: I'm a Roserade irl[/QUOTE]
So I'm Ahri in real life?
I'm very okay with this.
[QUOTE=Eonart;49905192]I like scars.
[editline]10th March 2016[/editline]
waaagh[/QUOTE]
They're more sensitive to the touch~
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49905992]They're more sensitive to the touch~[/QUOTE]
They show character to me.
And usually there's interesting stories behind them, just like tattoos or piercings.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49905992]They're more sensitive to the touch~[/QUOTE]
Gonna stab a vag and finally make a girl cum
[QUOTE=ATRanko;49905577]I think i did something terrible... i bought body pillows...
Oh well, at least there's something to cuddle with now[/QUOTE]
Last week I got drunk and fell asleep hugging a pillow. Most comfortable drunk sleep I've ever had
you know when you think about it and come down to it all sex really is is you just take your rod of cellular tissue and place it in a cavity made from cellular tissue
saying it like that sounds boring
Ay gurl imma stick ma rod of cellular tissue in yo tissue cavity nowaddimsayn
[editline]10th March 2016[/editline]
why have I been unsuccesdul with the ladies I dun giddit
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49905927]no shame in it
they're nice
did you get covers for them?[/QUOTE]
Yep loads of them
[QUOTE=ATRanko;49906092]Yep loads of them[/QUOTE]
Real quality ones too.
[QUOTE=ATRanko;49906092]Yep loads of them[/QUOTE]
gonna need some photographic evidence so i can judge you accordingly
I think i've said this before but i was almost kidnapped back when i was 7 or 8 at a car boot sale.
Rich couple tried to buy my dad once when he was living in Rhodesia.
Their plane crashed and everyone aboard died later on
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49906277]Rich couple tried to buy my dad once when he was living in Rhodesia.
Their plane crashed and everyone aboard died later on[/QUOTE]
Their plane as in rich couple or your dad?
[QUOTE=greeley;49906288]Their plane as in rich couple or your dad?[/QUOTE]
My dad. My mother gave birth to me through asexual reproduction.
[sp]The rich couple. He was a small kid at the time and he was born and raised in Rhodesia, and apparently cute enough that the couple just wanted to literally buy him[/sp]
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