Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49905577]I think i did something terrible... i bought body pillows... Oh well, at least there's something to cuddle with now[/QUOTE] I don't want to make you feel bad, this is more of a general question, but do body pillows really allow for a realistic cuddling experience? Like in my opinion, the best part of cuddling isn't that there is just another mass in my bed, but that it is another sentient mass, one that generates heat (sorry lizard girls :v:) and can also help make the experience better by actively cuddling too. Also the fact that they are human shaped helps too. [Sp]I'll add a confession in here too. I don't like cuddling people with large breasts. They get in the way.[/sp]

When I was 15, I stole $20 from my great grandma's sister's purse. :( When I was 16-17ish, I broke into a school with my sister during summer vacay and stole a computer mouse and tons of paper and pencils. We mostly just explored the building though.

[QUOTE=splenda;49906388][Sp]I'll add a confession in here too. I don't like cuddling people with large breasts. They get in the way.[/sp][/QUOTE] Then cuddle while facing them.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49906791]Then cuddle while facing them.[/QUOTE] Still in the way.

[QUOTE=splenda;49906811]Still in the way.[/QUOTE] Play with them.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49894343]For some reason, I can't stop imagining my whole toe nail being ripped off from my toe. It's really bothering me and I can't stop mentally feeling the pain. I don't even know where this came from.[/QUOTE] God I get these all the time. Usually certain things trigger them. Sometimes, whenever I'm in the car, I can't stop imagining something stabbing me in the neck.

[QUOTE=elevate;49907277]God I get these all the time. Usually certain things trigger them. Sometimes, whenever I'm in the car, I can't stop imagining something stabbing me in the neck.[/QUOTE] They're these bastards: [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought[/url]

[QUOTE=splenda;49906388]I don't want to make you feel bad, this is more of a general question, but do body pillows really allow for a realistic cuddling experience? Like in my opinion, the best part of cuddling isn't that there is just another mass in my bed, but that it is another sentient mass, one that generates heat (sorry lizard girls :v:) and can also help make the experience better by actively cuddling too. Also the fact that they are human shaped helps too. [Sp]I'll add a confession in here too. I don't like cuddling people with large breasts. They get in the way.[/sp][/QUOTE] Well not like i've cuddled with anyone before so i won't know how realistic it can be. It really helps me sleep better as a side sleeper though, and pillows can retain so much heat that i don't need a blanket to sleep anymore :v: [QUOTE=NightmareX91;49906185]gonna need some photographic evidence so i can judge you accordingly[/QUOTE] [URL="http://puu.sh/nBbwk.jpg"]Here you go you bastards[/URL]

[QUOTE=splenda;49906388]I don't want to make you feel bad, this is more of a general question, but do body pillows really allow for a realistic cuddling experience? Like in my opinion, the best part of cuddling isn't that there is just another mass in my bed, but that it is another sentient mass, one that generates heat (sorry lizard girls :v:) and can also help make the experience better by actively cuddling too. Also the fact that they are human shaped helps too.[/QUOTE] They're not realistic, but they're a "better than nothing" thing. They do make things hotter and more comfortable, though. ;_;

Those L shaped pillows are a more socially accepted alternative to hug pillows. I don't understand how people can sleep on their backs, I keep trying every couple of months / years and end up laying there for half an hour before giving up and sleeping in the master race side position.

i sleep on my stomach am i weird

[QUOTE=elevate;49907277]God I get these all the time. Usually certain things trigger them. Sometimes, whenever I'm in the car, I can't stop imagining something stabbing me in the neck.[/QUOTE] The toe nail thing has stopped for me, but when I was playing around with my mechanical pencil yesterday, I couldn't help but imagine how it would feel to stab myself in the eye with it, and all I could think was, "Why am I imagining this?"

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49908208][URL="http://puu.sh/nBbwk.jpg"]Here you go you bastards[/URL][/QUOTE] eh they'll qualify

I have a body pillow. Its just black.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;49908316]i sleep on my stomach am i weird[/QUOTE] I sleep on my stomach 80% of the time. You're good.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;49908316]i sleep on my stomach am i weird[/QUOTE] I can't sleep in any other position, especially on my back.

I'm terrified of getting night terrors so I always sleep on my stomach.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;49908555]I'm terrified of getting night terrors so I always sleep on my stomach.[/QUOTE] Wheres the connection here

I spent the last 2 hours looking for porn but I couldnt find anything worth my time

I'm probably not gunna use my associates degree once I actually get it. I mostly just started college so my mom would shut the fuck up. I mean I can still use my graphic design knowledge to sell stuff on the side for spending money or rent or something, but honestly I would prefer to be a stay at home wife/mom instead of working.

If/when we get robotic wives up and running, I'll be the first in fucking line. robutt's the best butt.

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49908208]Well not like i've cuddled with anyone before so i won't know how realistic it can be. It really helps me sleep better as a side sleeper though, and pillows can retain so much heat that i don't need a blanket to sleep anymore :v: [URL="http://puu.sh/nBbwk.jpg"]Here you go you bastards[/URL][/QUOTE] shit you're practically drowning in anime babes

[QUOTE=slayer20;49909300]shit you're practically drowning in anime babes[/QUOTE] I would prefer to have one real companion, but these will do for now. [sp] Two of the pillows has a side that is not suitable for this Christian forum [/sp]

I'm not gay but for some reason I find young Robin Zander really hot.

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49909345]I would prefer to have one real companion, but these will do for now. [sp] Two of the pillows has a side that is not suitable for this Christian forum [/sp][/QUOTE] Where did you buy those at? haha just asking for a curious friend.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49909424]Where did you buy those at? haha just asking for a curious friend.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://world.taobao.com/item/524142732923.htm"]Got it from a china based store (Not bootlegs)[/URL] Better know some mandarin before being too curious :weeb:

I find anime guys hotter than anime girls

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49909345]I would prefer to have one real companion, but these will do for now. [sp] Two of the pillows has a side that is not suitable for this Christian forum [/sp][/QUOTE] Post 'em, fam.

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;49909197]If/when we get robotic wives up and running, I'll be the first in fucking line. robutt's the best butt.[/QUOTE] Son you're gonna be second in line. I will bribe you with Monstercat HitClips so you'll let me be first.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49909539]I find anime guys hotter than anime girls[/QUOTE] How do you tell the difference?