Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

When i was a little child i used to take all my clothes off when i did a poo Sometimes I think about doing that again to relive those childhood experiences

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;49910623]When i was a little child i used to take all my clothes off when i did a poo Sometimes I think about doing that again to relive those childhood experiences[/QUOTE] Many adults actually do this, at least at home. Some only take some of their clothes off though. I sometimes take my shirt off. It gets in the way.

When I was a kid, I placed a hot fork on my lower lips and it was painful. Then a bump was made and it stayed for 2 years. It slowly outflates itself [B]very, very slowly.[/B]

This morning I decided to hug my pillow (I don't know why) and I almost fell asleep hugging it :v:

I tried [url=https://images.rapgenius.com/c8detqhm2chcxrrr7v4su6au7.275x993x1.jpg]this[/url] once, it was shit.

I just remembered that in my old Spanish classroom, in the most indiscreet of places is a fully size NORTH Korean flag hanging down. Teacher told me it was sent by error instead of a South Korean one

[QUOTE=Killer monkey;49908581]Wheres the connection here[/QUOTE] When I was a teenager my friends brother always described waking up on his back unable to move, somehow linked it with being on your back over the years, if I'm lying face down I cant see anything but 1 wall rather than the whole room.

I love my partner but I sometimes feel like I sacrifice too much and don't make him give enough for it to be a healthy, balanced relationship.

[QUOTE=nimaratu;49911854]I love my partner but I sometimes feel like I sacrifice too much and don't make him give enough for it to be a healthy, balanced relationship.[/QUOTE] thats what facepunch is for filling up the small cracks in your heart with... something

I think as I get older I'm becoming more and more disillusioned with the general online video game community.

[QUOTE=Genericenemy;49911878]I think as I get older I'm becoming more and more disillusioned with the general online video game community.[/QUOTE] Now announcing this years nominees for "[B]The Avatar That Fits The Post Perfectly[/B]"

I post nudes on my somewhat popular tumblr blog. I know some people here follow me because I've seen myself get posted in the hot guys thread multiple times :smug: [sp]and I wont tell you what it's called because I'm a meanie.[/sp]

[QUOTE=qwea00;49912090]I post nudes on my somewhat popular tumblr blog. I know some people here follow me because I've seen myself get posted in the hot guys thread multiple times :smug: [sp]and I wont tell you what it's called because I'm a meanie.[/sp][/QUOTE] I don't believe you :^) [sp]pics or it didnt happen[/sp] And coincidentally, I was just wondering about posting nudes online in the shower. This might come off as really ... weird (since it's literally ego stroking, but w/e) but I think my business looks pretty good. I've been browsing /a/, /b/ and /vg/ a lot in which the 2nd always has a "rate" thread for whatever subjects. Stumbled upon a thread with guy schlongs in there once and some of them looked hideous. But then again ... is there even something like a "model dick" in this world? Weird thoughts .... weird thoughts

[QUOTE=LoNer1;49912132]I don't believe you :^) [sp]pics or it didnt happen[/sp] And coincidentally, I was just wondering about posting nudes online in the shower. This might come off as really ... weird (since it's literally ego stroking, but w/e) but I think my business looks pretty good. I've been browsing /a/, /b/ and /vg/ a lot in which the 2nd always has a "rate" thread for whatever subjects. Stumbled upon a thread with guy schlongs in there once and some of them looked hideous. But then again ... is there even something like a "model dick" in this world? Weird thoughts .... weird thoughts[/QUOTE] Even as a straight guy, yes, there's such a thing as nice dicks. [sp]Mine certainly doesn't fall in that category.[/sp]

When I was a child I would "dissect" oranges, cutting the peel very carefully and removing a piece, which I would then bite a ever so tiny hole into, then suck it dry, like a vampire surgeon serial killer.

On the subject of dicks. I have seen many in different pornos and some have made me go [URL="https://youtu.be/3IMJW4DQdrs?t=64"]DAMN[/URL]

[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;49912285]When I was a child I would "dissect" oranges, cutting the peel very carefully and removing a piece, which I would then bite a ever so tiny hole into, then suck it dry, like a vampire surgeon serial killer.[/QUOTE] Holy shit you did that too??

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;49911668]When I was a teenager my friends brother always described waking up on his back unable to move, somehow linked it with being on your back over the years, if I'm lying face down I cant see anything but 1 wall rather than the whole room.[/QUOTE] Thats sleep paralysis. Doesnt matter how you sleep, it will probably still happen to you. [sp]Have fun meeting your Incubus[/sp]

I'm not disgusted by the fact that hotdogs are basically are all the bits you wouldn't eat from an animal minced together. I think it's fucking magical. Waste not want not an all

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51t-XqiHdmL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg[/IMG] I have an early edition of this book with nude models of the male and female body. Years later I saw that it was revised to give them underwear.

I had a Dorling Kindersley visual dictionary as a kiddo and it had nude pics in it, overlaid with a diagram of the nervous and circulatory system. I spent many hours trying to peer past the arteries and nerves just so that my peepee could get tingly.

when my xbox controller vibrates I like to put up against my junk :v:

[QUOTE=kijji;49913287]when my xbox controller vibrates I like to put up against my junk :v:[/QUOTE] Never playing rocket league with you again

[QUOTE=Zotobom;49913364]Never playing rocket league with you again[/QUOTE] meanie

[QUOTE=elevate;49910837]Many adults actually do this, at least at home. Some only take some of their clothes off though. I sometimes take my shirt off. It gets in the way.[/QUOTE] I call it Costanza-style pooing

I have terrible nightmares when I sleep on my back. The last time I tried a few years ago, I was woken up by the loudest explosion ever. It felt just like a real explosion, in that I felt that I was being pressed back into the mattress by the force, and I went temporarily deaf from the sheer volume, and saw the ceiling of my room glow white hot. It only lasted a split second, and then I realized there was nothing wrong at all. I would usually just get some kind of minor sleep paralysis or visual hallucinations, but I can cope with those. That explosion in my head had me afraid to sleep on my back for months.

[QUOTE=MadBomber;49911309]I tried [url=https://images.rapgenius.com/c8detqhm2chcxrrr7v4su6au7.275x993x1.jpg]this[/url] once, it was shit.[/QUOTE] shit what the fuck am i going to use these 2 sponges for now? i guess i'll wash some dishes

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49913280]I had a Dorling Kindersley visual dictionary as a kiddo and it had nude pics in it, overlaid with a diagram of the nervous and circulatory system. I spent many hours trying to peer past the arteries and nerves just so that my peepee could get tingly.[/QUOTE] I had that thing too, except I had like the pocket edition or whatever, about the size of your hand. Almost split the binding on that one page

I get really happy when I see big, highly advertised games like Tom Clancy's: The Division and Hitman get awful reviews on Steam. It's not a hipster thing; trust me. It's just they hype and hype and spam Youtube with this shit and then, turns out, it's garbage, then I'm like "Yes. The fruits of your labor spoil upon the tongues of your worshipers and as their scorn tears through your bloated hides, you have no tears to weep, only blood to spill." Like, that's super edgy and stupid, and normally I don't say things like that but, ugh, it's so fulfilling seeing potentially big titles flop like that. I mean, I feel bad for all the people that were genuinely excited for those games and who pre-ordered them, but golly, it shows that the industry really doesn't care anymore.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49915326]I get really happy when I see big, highly advertised games like Tom Clancy's: The Division and Hitman get awful reviews on Steam. It's not a hipster thing; trust me. It's just they hype and hype and spam Youtube with this shit and then, turns out, it's garbage, then I'm like "Yes. The fruits of your labor spoil upon the tongues of your worshipers and as their scorn tears through your bloated hides, you have no tears to weep, only blood to spill." Like, that's super edgy and stupid, and normally I don't say things like that but, ugh, it's so fulfilling seeing potentially big titles flop like that. I mean, I feel bad for all the people that were genuinely excited for those games and who pre-ordered them, but golly, it shows that the industry really doesn't care anymore.[/QUOTE] Maybe if game developers put as much money into game development as they do advertising, triple A games might start getting better again.