Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

If I have to wear a backpack out in the rain, I'll move all the zippers off to the side so nothing falls into the tiny gap. [QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49915698]Whenever I browse facepunch, I imagine every user as being their avatars. So, Emperor Scorpius would be a Roman soldier, FunnyStarRunner that weird robot chick, Fapplejack as a roserade, etc.[/QUOTE] I'll take that as a compliment

I don't mind being [I]the[/I] Sunbro. [editline]12th March 2016[/editline] A proper confession: I automatically assume every person I meet online is a guy unless they specify otherwise.

[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49915698]Whenever I browse facepunch, I imagine every user as being their avatars. So, Emperor Scorpius would be a Roman soldier, FunnyStarRunner that weird robot chick, Fapplejack as a roserade, etc.[/QUOTE]COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE

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[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49917498]Boy it sure if fun watching you people confess what your avatar looks like Confession: I hate 90% of my friends[/QUOTE] I love 90% of my friends.

I think all of my friends want to betray me and stab me in the back

[QUOTE=kijji;49920513]I think all of my friends want to betray me and stab me in the back[/QUOTE] trust issues fucking suck fam someone messages me out of their own initiative - i immediately start thinking "what do they want from me now why would anyone willingly talk to me there must be some ulterior motive" etc, I know they just want to talk but it doesn't stop the suspicion [editline]13th March 2016[/editline] I care way too much about the troubles of othe rpreople and not enough about my own if iw orried even HALF Aas much about my own shiiht intstead ofthe stuff of othrs i'd probabyl fix my shitty fucing life bhy niw

I must confess that I didn't read the last 30 pages after my 1-week ban lapsed. I'm sorry guys. I just don't love you all enough.

If I were stupid rich I would genuinely commission someone to recreate gm_construct in real life 1:1 scale [editline]12th March 2016[/editline] And maybe cs_office

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49920705]I must confess that I didn't read the last 30 pages after my 1-week ban lapsed. I'm sorry guys. I just don't love you all enough.[/QUOTE] u r forgiven.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49920705]I must confess that I didn't read the last 30 pages after my 1-week ban lapsed. I'm sorry guys. I just don't love you all enough.[/QUOTE] thats fine, we were talking behind your back, so no need for you go to read up on all that

I love my mom. But we don't see eye to eye on a lot of things. Her view on politics and LGBT related topics makes me really uncomfortable.

2 years ago, I made a dumb youtube video. it gained 8 views that day before I left it and forgot about it. the reason I recall it is because I just received an email from youtube saying that the video was taken down for copyright violations. that video still only has 8 views

[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49915698]Whenever I browse facepunch, I imagine every user as being their avatars. So, Emperor Scorpius would be a Roman soldier, FunnyStarRunner that weird robot chick, Fapplejack as a roserade, etc.[/QUOTE] So I'm a psychopathic super-robot that sounds like Keith David? Neat-o. I confess that 80% of my posts are Transformers related, 10% are me speaking my opinion, and 10% is actual model progress. I'm either too damn distracted, or such a fanboy.

[QUOTE=The golden;49922315]I love my dad and he has been an excellent father, [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1510163&p=49915410&highlight=#post49915410"]but past experiences with women [/URL]have left him very bitter towards them. When he encounters a woman doing something bad like walking down the middle of the road or a busy parking lot, it's pretty normal for him to say something like "Dumb bitch get out of the way. Oh right, you're a woman so it's fine." which really really is painful to hear and I have to look the other way for awhile. Side note: I am terrified of death. It has kept me up at night numerous times and left me laying in bed nearly crying in a panic attack thinking about it. If I didn't have things in my life to keep my mind occupied I would probably need mental help to cope with it.[/QUOTE] I know the feeling about death. Mostly because there are so many things I want to contribute to the world and may never have enough time too -- but then I feel like I'm wasting my time whenever I do anything at all and it spirals out of control and ahhh when will we develop robotic bodies so that time won't be nearly as much of an issue.

[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49915698]Whenever I browse facepunch, I imagine every user as being their avatars. So, Emperor Scorpius would be a Roman soldier, FunnyStarRunner that weird robot chick, Fapplejack as a roserade, etc.[/QUOTE] Confession: I am the law. Anyway real confession. I was filling my water, but was a bit left in the bottle so I dumped it down the middle part of a stairway in my dorm just to see what would happen even half expecting it to hit someone (although it didn't), but what inspired me to do this was because in the dream I had the night before I saw someone pissing down the middle area of a stairway and was curious how accurate the liquid falling in my dream was.

[QUOTE=matt000024;49922471]Confession: I am the law. Anyway real confession. I was filling my water, but was a bit left in the bottle so I dumped it down the middle part of a stairway in my dorm just to see what would happen even half expecting it to hit someone (although it didn't), but what inspired me to do this was because in the dream I had the night before I saw someone pissing down the middle area of a stairway and was curious how accurate the liquid falling in my dream was.[/QUOTE] Well how accurate was it?

I unironically like Japanese idol pop music

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49918614]I don't mind being [I]the[/I] Sunbro. [editline]12th March 2016[/editline] A proper confession: I automatically assume every person I meet online is a guy unless they specify otherwise.[/QUOTE] I assume every person on Facepunch who uses an avatar of some female character from an anime (or anything) is a girl but then they post a picture of themselves

[QUOTE=The golden;49922315]I am terrified of death. It has kept me up at night numerous times and left me laying in bed nearly crying in a panic attack thinking about it. If I didn't have things in my life to keep my mind occupied I would probably need mental help to cope with it.[/QUOTE] Any time I read about people who are afraid of death my only advice would be to read classical authors, Epicurus and the rest. They are some very interesting ideas and could very well give you enough insight to change your mind. Example I stole from Wiki: death is not to be feared. When a man dies, he does not feel the pain of death because he no longer is and therefore feels nothing. Therefore death is nothing to us. When we exist, death is not; and when death exists, we are not. All sensation and consciousness ends with death and therefore in death there is neither pleasure nor pain. The fear of death arises from the belief that in death, there is awareness.

[QUOTE=KOManiacJim;49923266]My dad was born on 4/20.[/QUOTE] If there's anything I'm thankful for in life it's that I wasn't born on a holiday, joke day, or tragic anniversary.

In my early teens I unironically said to my parents "You just don't understand" and variations of that in the whiny teenage way, fueled by angst.

[QUOTE=KOManiacJim;49923266]My dad was born on 4/20.[/QUOTE] Is your dad literal hitler?

Quite similiar to Maxim, but I read people's post based on their avatars and if I know that avatar, my brain would process said avatar's voice while I read their post. Kilerabv's post made my brain do a fancy medieval accent If your avatar is postal's ass, I might as well read it like scrolling text fart sounds

Whenever I've thought about it recently I really don't want to live past my late 20's. For a while I've kinda had the mentality where I don't want to leave behind a bunch of unfinished business if I were to die suddenly. I think that mentality contributes to my distaste for long-term commitments. Not to mention I hate getting up every day and hearing about the horrible things that people say and do to each other, of people just making the world a horrible place, of people lying, and stealing, and I don't want to suffer through a world like this for years, working to make ends meet dealing with shitty people just to go home ingest food and then sleep until the next day I have to work. There are only a couple things I enjoy doing and I'll probably get sick of them in another 5-10 years. Honestly if I still feel the same way about the world and my life when I'm 30 I'll probably kill myself.

[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;49923235]Any time I read about people who are afraid of death my only advice would be to read classical authors, Epicurus and the rest. They are some very interesting ideas and could very well give you enough insight to change your mind. Example I stole from Wiki: death is not to be feared. When a man dies, he does not feel the pain of death because he no longer is and therefore feels nothing. Therefore death is nothing to us. When we exist, death is not; and when death exists, we are not. All sensation and consciousness ends with death and therefore in death there is neither pleasure nor pain. The fear of death arises from the belief that in death, there is awareness.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately my imminent non-existence still isn't very comforting.

You all know the old saying: "I hate Mondays"? It's different for me. I hate Wednesdays. I'm not even sure what it is, but I absolutely [I]hate[/I] that day. And my birthday falls on a Wednesday this year. Must be a curse.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49925115]You all know the old saying: "I hate Mondays"? It's different for me. I hate Wednesdays. I'm not even sure what it is, but I absolutely [I]hate[/I] that day. And my birthday falls on a Wednesday this year. Must be a curse.[/QUOTE] I get you, Mondays are rough, but Wednesdays fall in that little gap where the week has started but the weekend is still kind of far away.

I have no idea why but I hate sundays, always have

I hate everyday, I just want to have nothing on my mind and do whatever for ever, but you need money for that :(