Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I don't cuss in real life. I'm not one of those "I don't cuss so you shouldn't either!" type people, but there's something about it being unpolite that keeps me from saying it. With that said, my online personality is waaay different than my offline personality. I find it easier to meet and talk to people online than offline, and because of this I'm afraid that if I were to ever meet my "one true love" online, they'd fall in love with the online-me, and not the offline-me. I mean, I'm not interested in any girls online (at the moment?), but there's always the possibility that I'll stumble across someone. I'm also not sure how I feel about long distance relationships. On one hand, the thought of finding a significant other through a video game or similar media has been a romantic dream of mine (I like reading stories of people who do this and end up getting married happily ever after), but on the other hand I don't know if I could handle not have any physical affection (even though I've never had any outside of the kind of affection a parent might give). But then what if I end up falling for the online-them and not the offline-them? A lot of people tend to associate people's characters/avatars with their online self. I'm afraid I'd project my own idea of what they look like offline based on their online character. I'm also afraid I'd get to know them well and fall in love with them without actually knowing what they look like. And then what if I see them and I don't find them attractive? Or what if they don't find me attractive? I don't know how to deal with these thoughts and feelings.

When I want to sleep I'm scared of closing my eyes. I feel extremely vulnerable if I can't see, like someone could just enter my room and kill me violently without me being able to spot them first. I need to sleep with a source of light since my phobia of darkness just makes sleeping harder, I feel hunted by stuff that could roam my bedroom.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49928817]When I want to sleep I'm scared of closing my eyes. I feel extremely vulnerable if I can't see, like someone could just enter my room and kill me violently without me being able to spot them first. I need to sleep with a source of light since my phobia of darkness just makes sleeping harder, I feel hunted by stuff that could roam my bedroom.[/QUOTE] If it makes you feel better, you can be killed with your eyes open too. that would probably be worse overall.

I think that being sterile wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. Because then it would mean I could cum inside girls without worrying about pregnancies.

[QUOTE=slayer20;49928517]I don't cuss in real life. I'm not one of those "I don't cuss so you shouldn't either!" type people, but there's something about it being unpolite that keeps me from saying it[/QUOTE] My parents somehow instilled some strong fear of swearing into me, so now I just don't do it at all when I'm speaking. Typing though doesn't bother me at all.

[QUOTE=Exooodus;49929160]My parents somehow instilled some strong fear of swearing into me, so now I just don't do it at all when I'm speaking. Typing though doesn't bother me at all.[/QUOTE] If I had a nickle for every time someone in my family said fuck I'd be riiiiiiiiich. Actual confession: I messed up my sleep schedule last night and I should be really pissed off about it since I'm up now (almost 2am) and worked hard at one point to have a consistent sleep pattern but I have nothing important to do tomorrow until way late so I'm finding it hard to care.

If I had a cent for every time I cussed I'd be a millionaire. If I had one for every time anyone in my family, including me, did cuss then I'd be a trillionaire. Oh, a thing to confess. Well dunno, I find the combo of ponytail plus trimmed beard attractive on guys. Think of the Minecraft dev, Jeb, but looking a little less like a super nerd.

[QUOTE=The golden;49929204]I cannot sleep in total darkness or silence. I have to have some sort of light in my room plus something like a fan which makes a constant peaceful noise.[/QUOTE] I've noticed that as I age, my sleep becomes more and more death-like. When I was a young teen, I needed light and a fan on. When I was a young adult, I stopped needing the light but I still needed the fan. Now, I need total silence and complete darkness or I can't sleep.

[QUOTE=The golden;49929204]I cannot sleep in total darkness or silence. I have to have some sort of light in my room plus something like a fan which makes a constant peaceful noise.[/QUOTE] I had a mate who was so fucking annoying when it came to sleeping. My room was 2 flights above his but i had a big space on top of my door and i couldn't have my bedroom light on because he manages to see the light down 2 flights of stairs. We checked and omg, its like the weakest of light slightly shining on his wall. You wouldn't be able to see until for a good 5 minutes until your eyes adjusted to the dark a little and he said its too bright and kept him up. So i wasn't allowed my bedroom light on passed 9:30pm. He also once suggested i don't play on my computer incase the screen brightness went in his room, i told him to fuck off.

I have no idea as to what the hell a 'dragon dildo' is.

[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49931295]I have no idea as to what the hell a 'dragon dildo' is.[/QUOTE] It's exactly what it says on the tin Dildo's in the (alleged) shape of the phallus of a dragon (or wyvern as the case may be)

I never knew the difference between Wyvern and Dragon, until now!

I sometimes question if my avatar looks bad since first impressions are important -Nevermind on the second part, thanks Hakita-

I have an incredibly low sense of self-preservation.

[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49932231]I sometimes question if my avatar looks bad since first impressions are important Also I still don't know how to link my Youtube or Steam profiles properly to Facepunch and I'm pretty sure both links are invalid[/QUOTE] you can see what went wrong when you look at the url of the button under your avatar, you included all the parts of the url that are already automatically included so it doubles those parts

When I visit my sister. I like to change her computer sounds to something annoying, Right now whenever she sends a message or receives a message on Skype it plays "BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!" She is in the shower and I just keep hearing it go off across the house. :v:

I find myself more attracted to animated cartoon chicks than I do actual chicks. and everyone else here probably has had a moment in their lives where they looked at an animated thing and said "yeah I'd probs tap that"

[QUOTE=DJswitch;49934552]I find myself more attracted to animated cartoon chicks than I do actual chicks. and everyone else here probably has [B][/B][I]had[/I][B][I] a [/I][/B]moment in their lives where they looked at an animated thing and said "yeah I'd probs tap that"[/QUOTE] y-yeah. Just one.

only the steam button on my profile is functional. The rest are gibberish. I wanted a perfect 2x5 rectangle.

[QUOTE=DJswitch;49934552]I find myself more attracted to animated cartoon chicks than I do actual chicks. and everyone else here probably has had a moment in their lives where they looked at an animated thing and said "yeah I'd probs tap that"[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/160315005113.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Snowmew;49934763][IMG]http://snowmew.me/i/160315005113.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Yeah, I'd probs tap that

After seeing Zootopia my thoughts are unclean Purge me of this evil [editline]a[/editline] these thoughts are impure

I don't care if Trump wins

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49934912]its as if you've never sinned before which is crap cause you have :^)[/QUOTE] innocence lost

[QUOTE=ZnT00;49934913]innocence lost[/QUOTE] life screws us all

[QUOTE=DJswitch;49934821]Yeah, I'd probs tap that[/QUOTE] But that rabbit is still like the size of a rabbit Tapping her would pretty much break her insides, that doesn't sound sexy at all :s

[QUOTE=DJswitch;49934821]Yeah, I'd probs tap that[/QUOTE] :vomit:

[QUOTE=matt000024;49935051]:vomit:[/QUOTE] You'd probably be soothed to know that any animated character I like, I try to end up dating someone with their traits. The last chick I dated was comparable to Velma. Geeky nerd with glasses that has a passionate heart. The best kind of cuddling. I honestly don't know if this is getting rated funny because I have shit taste in women or because I have shit taste in general

or they just found it funny and are laughing with ya easy to keep it positive y'know

[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49915698]Whenever I browse facepunch, I imagine every user as being their avatars. So, Emperor Scorpius would be a Roman soldier, FunnyStarRunner that weird robot chick, Fapplejack as a roserade, etc.[/QUOTE] I do this sometimes as well. I imagine Killerabv as looking like Brock Lesnar all the time